FabSwingers.com forum: "I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Let's hear your best excuses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Come on young lady need good ones for Wednesday !

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i have no shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am shaggin this 22 year old who is in love with me !!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Joke !!!

actually she was 21 !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you're already paying me to sit at home and do nothing until July.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

cos my union rep told me I have to take 8 days sick a year to keep the averages up!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"...you're already paying me to sit at home and do nothing until July.

Charming all the world cup off! Lucky bugger. There are going to be some cracking excuses ill bet made up

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

...because I just saw my office go up in flames on the news.

(as used by Buncefield staff)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...you're already paying me to sit at home and do nothing until July.

Charming all the world cup off! Lucky bugger. There are going to be some cracking excuses ill bet made up

I've watched every match so far. Been fookin great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kids are sick close relative passed away and you devistated and cant concentrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to my grans funeral.

I have lost count on the amount of funerals my gran has had.

She died over 10 years ago.

Bless her.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no clean knickers: as told to me by a member of my staff!

Her washing machine had broken down!

What kind of woman:

(a) doesn't know how to hand wash her smalls; and

(b) waits until all her knickers are dirty before washing them?!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I'm going to my grans funeral.

I have lost count on the amount of funerals my gran has had.

She died over 10 years ago.

Bless her....."

Good job it wasn't cremation then!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It's nearly midnight and takes me ten minutes travel time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a man in A&E last month who had to ring his boss to tell him he couldn't come to work because he had fallen on a watering can and fell on the spout which broke off up his back passage.

They just don't make plastic like they used to!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"We had a man in A&E last month who had to ring his boss to tell him he couldn't come to work because he had fallen on a watering can and fell on the spout which broke off up his back passage.

They just don't make plastic like they used to!

* wince*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had a man in A&E last month who had to ring his boss to tell him he couldn't come to work because he had fallen on a watering can and fell on the spout which broke off up his back passage.

They just don't make plastic like they used to!

* wince*"

sorry but i laughed!! for sunday im usin the old faithful excuse i cant come in av got an upset tummy and dont think i can drive there without soiling the car seats!! or maybe use the period pain one! il save aunty jeans death for a real sick day that woman been ressurected and died more times that lazarus!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i've got my foot stuck behind my ear"

....bet that doesn't get questioned...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Started to sell Ice Cream in my Choc shop over the last couple of weeks, this morning had the following excuse from the young woman who works for me..

"I can't come in today, all that cold ice cream I served up yesterday has made my fingers so frozen that they have ached all night, can come in again on wednesday but won't be able to serve any ice cream"

What's the number for the local Job Centre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Started to sell Ice Cream in my Choc shop over the last couple of weeks, this morning had the following excuse from the young woman who works for me..

What's the number for the local Job Centre?

well in 6 years of serving ice cream i never had that happen lol!! dont use the job centre the bar i work in put ad in their and i kid you not the standard of applicants has been shocking!! all i want is someone with common sense and partially sane and not got sticky fingers or a drink problem like yesterdays! i asked them why havent you worked for x amount of years the answer... im a chronic alcoholic! and they want a job in a pub!!

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

i dont like working there people hate me the office smells my work is dull and repetitive i am unfullfilled by my career and the choices i have made in my life will be in tomorrow though cant wait

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

"I have no clean knickers: as told to me by a member of my staff!

Her washing machine had broken down!

What kind of woman:

(a) doesn't know how to hand wash her smalls; and

(b) waits until all her knickers are dirty before washing them?!!

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idont know what typebut if she on here send her my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anal blindness..I just can't see my arse getting out of bed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

you have d and v so that means 2 days off as you can spread it round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broke me flask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im watching the ENGLAND MATCH! simples,,,im unemployed actually so everyday is holiday.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause the recession buggered me business lol xx

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

Cos ive got a horny couple coming around to mine from fabswingers!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos ive got a horny couple coming around to mine from fabswingers!...

yeah marvellous! good 1

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Because I know that by the end of tomorrow afternoon all my hopes of England getting through to the next stages of the World Cup are gonna be dashed and I will be too distraught to work

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I predict a lot of flu coming on tonight with some peeps, cars breaking down and tummy bugs for tomorrow

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

because..... I've booked the time off to watch the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cause my false teeth fell down the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm having a dirty great needle pushed into my lower back tomorrow at 11:30.

I wish it was only an excuse !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because i fell off a 90 story skyscraper,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will today be one of the least productive work wise this year? If your going to skive why not do the decent thing and take it as holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well according to research, today is the day when the pollen count is at its highest, so hayfever suffers are more affected! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...you're already paying me to sit at home and do nothing until July.

Charming all the world cup off! Lucky bugger. There are going to be some cracking excuses ill bet made up

I've watched every match so far. Been fookin great!

Like you I banged a load of days off in the day the fixtures came out. Unfortunately someone already had the quarters off for something as trivial as a birthday would you believe, but I managed to get the others off right up to the final (ever the eternal optimist, lol). I wouldn't describe it as great so far however, while the weather has kept up it's end of the bargain, there's shades of Mike Bassett in the performances so far. Let's hope it keeps to the rest of the script at least....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...you're already paying me to sit at home and do nothing until July.

Charming all the world cup off! Lucky bugger. There are going to be some cracking excuses ill bet made up

I've watched every match so far. Been fookin great!

Good 4 u matey-----good 4 u!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some tw@ nailed me coffin lid down & a carnt get out

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

"Will today be one of the least productive work wise this year? If your going to skive why not do the decent thing and take it as holiday."
If england win then everyone will lose there mind and start saying were gona win it and the booze will be flowing so much i think tomorow could be the least productive day of the year!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will today be one of the least productive work wise this year? If your going to skive why not do the decent thing and take it as holiday. If england win then everyone will lose there mind and start saying were gona win it and the booze will be flowing so much i think tomorow could be the least productive day of the year!!

oH YES OH YES OH YES!!! 2RITE my old fella!! bring on the good times,

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