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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

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yes the cast of Glee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Am I gagged on this one?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

not on stage butregularly make a pratof myself

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

yes the cast of Glee

you leave my Glee peeps alone Mrs!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Am I gagged on this one?

definately !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Am I gagged on this one?

definately !!!!!"

what s my silence worth, Mr Pleasuredome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

yes the cast of Glee

Thats not music!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

yes the cast of Glee

Thats not music!

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i know!!!!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Am I gagged on this one?

definately !!!!!

what s my silence worth, Mr Pleasuredome

oooh errr lets negotiate

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I performed a "country dancing" routine in a team of four at an Eisteddfodd at the age of about 13.

The fact that we (deservedly) won does not diminish the memory of prancing around knowing that I looked a complete berk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

yes the cast of Glee

Thats not music!

i know!!!!

It should be classed how to ruin a perfectly good song!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my best friend at school wet herself as they wouldnt allow us to go to the loo before curtain up.......mary and joseph stank of wee wee

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

yes the cast of Glee

Thats not music!

i know!!!!

It should be classed how to ruin a perfectly good song!

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murderers the lots of em!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

yes the cast of Glee

Thats not music!

i know!!!!

It should be classed how to ruin a perfectly good song!

ahhhh come on you grumpy mugs

'...sitting in a smokey room, smell of wine and cheap perfume...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get stage fright when going for a pee in a busy toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

yes the cast of Glee

Thats not music!

i know!!!!

It should be classed how to ruin a perfectly good song!

ahhhh come on you grumpy mugs

'...sitting in a smokey room, smell of wine and cheap perfume...'

It make me go mad if it is on the TV. Its the devils TV

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

yes the cast of Glee

Thats not music!

i know!!!!

It should be classed how to ruin a perfectly good song!

ahhhh come on you grumpy mugs

'...sitting in a smokey room, smell of wine and cheap perfume...'

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i knew you would pop up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Am I gagged on this one?

definately !!!!!

what s my silence worth, Mr Pleasuredome

oooh errr lets negotiate

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I'll double his fee to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Am I gagged on this one?

definately !!!!!

what s my silence worth, Mr Pleasuredome

oooh errr lets negotiate

I'll double his fee to find out

you would go to any length , would nt you lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Am I gagged on this one?

definately !!!!!

what s my silence worth, Mr Pleasuredome

oooh errr lets negotiate

I'll double his fee to find out

ill double whatever she offers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Am I gagged on this one?

definately !!!!!

what s my silence worth, Mr Pleasuredome

oooh errr lets negotiate

I'll double his fee to find out

ill double whatever she offers lol "

i'd still be doubling you!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Am I gagged on this one?

definately !!!!!

what s my silence worth, Mr Pleasuredome

oooh errr lets negotiate

I'll double his fee to find out

ill double whatever she offers lol

i'd still be doubling you!"

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol"

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

i'll pay for them too! i'm sure if i play this right you'll both end up paying me.....there's a cunning plan afoot, just havent figured it out yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

i'll pay for them too! i'm sure if i play this right you'll both end up paying me.....there's a cunning plan afoot, just havent figured it out yet!"

Think if you are the puppetmaster we have no chance

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

i'll pay for them too! i'm sure if i play this right you'll both end up paying me.....there's a cunning plan afoot, just havent figured it out yet!"

your both in it together i have sussed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

i'll pay for them too! i'm sure if i play this right you'll both end up paying me.....there's a cunning plan afoot, just havent figured it out yet!

Think if you are the puppetmaster we have no chance

think if i was a puppetmaster we'd all be buggered!

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

i'll pay for them too! i'm sure if i play this right you'll both end up paying me.....there's a cunning plan afoot, just havent figured it out yet!

Think if you are the puppetmaster we have no chance

think if i was a puppetmaster we'd all be buggered!"

is that metaphorically or literally ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

i'll pay for them too! i'm sure if i play this right you'll both end up paying me.....there's a cunning plan afoot, just havent figured it out yet!

Think if you are the puppetmaster we have no chance

think if i was a puppetmaster we'd all be buggered!

is that metaphorically or literally ?

depends who's asking...in your case...mwahahaha

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

i'll pay for them too! i'm sure if i play this right you'll both end up paying me.....there's a cunning plan afoot, just havent figured it out yet!

Think if you are the puppetmaster we have no chance

think if i was a puppetmaster we'd all be buggered!

is that metaphorically or literally ?

depends who's asking...in your case...mwahahaha

(shivers at that maniacle laugh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

i'll pay for them too! i'm sure if i play this right you'll both end up paying me.....there's a cunning plan afoot, just havent figured it out yet!

Think if you are the puppetmaster we have no chance

think if i was a puppetmaster we'd all be buggered!

is that metaphorically or literally ?

depends who's asking...in your case...mwahahaha

(shivers at that maniacle laugh)

she ll have you for that, you know

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

was working in guernsey years ago and the guys i worked with used to go to a st peter port hotel that used to have live bands on,a band called "eyes" were doing a 2 week stint there and on the last night called for us to come up on stage with them as we used to sing the chorus for various who,jam doors songs for them.

anyway loads of others came up on stage as well and it was well chaotic but i had control of the microphone swinging it around like roger daltrey of the who with lead singer doug kane trying to kick me of stage in order to get his mic back!.

the head barman was busy taking pics and said it was one of the best nights in the place he had witnessed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get stage fright when going for a poo in a busy toilet! i'm okay with weeing tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i get stage fright when going for a poo in a busy toilet! i'm okay with weeing tho!"

back at ya !!!!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Regularly. Like just about every other musician, I watch Spinal Tap and think "Fucking hell, that's me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i get stage fright when going for a poo in a busy toilet! i'm okay with weeing tho!

back at ya !!!!

Yeah here here!! im the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Regularly. Like just about every other musician, I watch Spinal Tap and think "Fucking hell, that's me!"

..i thought it was every musicians ambition to be like spinal tap...are you suggesting it's by accident and not design??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spinal tap-----thought thats where beer was pumped out!?

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"You ever made a prat of yourself on stage or know someone who has ?

Regularly. Like just about every other musician, I watch Spinal Tap and think "Fucking hell, that's me!"

..i thought it was every musicians ambition to be like spinal tap...are you suggesting it's by accident and not design??!"

Accidental, definitely. Trust me, we all cringe and think "I've done that for real...." When the film came out, several huge bands were convinced it was a piss-take directly aimed at them personally.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"spinal tap-----thought thats where beer was pumped out!?

Dolt, a spinal tap is a lumbar puncture. I suppose if you drink enough beer though, it might drain out of there......

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

ill just hope you bottle it when it goes too high

what are we talking about now?

the price of your silence .

remember i have some interesting tales too lol

hm... scuttles away proverbial tail between her..... legs...

i'll pay for them too! i'm sure if i play this right you'll both end up paying me.....there's a cunning plan afoot, just havent figured it out yet!

Think if you are the puppetmaster we have no chance

think if i was a puppetmaster we'd all be buggered!

is that metaphorically or literally ?

depends who's asking...in your case...mwahahaha

(shivers at that maniacle laugh)

she ll have you for that, you know

Now can I throw my 2ps worth in and I'll buy the lot.

Ah but then again you have the ribbon dance over me

drat drat drat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yEAH I KEPT TAP DANCING

but then i fell in the sink! lol

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