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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well, one specifically.

I saw an interview with Howard Webb and I'm smitten.

He's bald, in his 40s, has a smouldering smile and a glint in his eye. He can also string a sentence together and has a lovely voice.

Is this what I have been missing by not watching football?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There was a programme about him on the wireless last month. Seems a nice guy.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There was a programme about him on the wireless last month. Seems a nice guy. "

I didn't hear it.

If I have a type he's it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may, may, just be able to explain the offside rule to you too.

Do you have a Man Utd replica shirt in which to do your woo-ing of him?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


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He may, may, just be able to explain the offside rule to you too.

Do you have a Man Utd replica shirt in which to do your woo-ing of him?"

Do I need one? I thought he'd be neutral as he was a ref?

As to the offside rule, he can take me offside or any side really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look quite fetching in my ref's gear

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Well I like the fact a baldy is your type. We are much maligned. Some say we all look alike...maybe.

He always made sense, so that is where we part company

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I look quite fetching in my ref's gear "

What are you fetching? Do we get to see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look quite fetching in my ref's gear

What are you fetching? Do we get to see?"

A bucket of cold water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP.... I just read your description....I thought you were describing me..... I have a whistle too!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

The league is better without him cheating scumbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look quite fetching in my ref's gear

What are you fetching? Do we get to see?"

Predictive text.

I'm sure it actually said "quite like felching in the ref's ear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half time score

H.Webb 0:2 Lickety

Stayed tuned folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look quite fetching in my ref's gear

What are you fetching? Do we get to see?

Predictive text.

I'm sure it actually said "quite like felching in the ref's ear""

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


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Half time score

H.Webb 0:2 Lickety

Stayed tuned folks."

Why have I got two goals or is that I've got two holes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Half time score

H.Webb 0:2 Lickety

Stayed tuned folks.

Why have I got two goals or is that I've got two holes?

"

Orgasms? he's a gent.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Half time score

H.Webb 0:2 Lickety

Stayed tuned folks.

Why have I got two goals or is that I've got two holes?

Orgasms? he's a gent. "

Then the score is wrong... it's a much bigger number.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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Do you have a Man Utd replica shirt in which to do your woo-ing of him?

Do I need one? I thought he'd be neutral as he was a ref?

"

Awww Lickety you fell for it hook, line and sinker..., you can tell you dont follow football

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Do you have a Man Utd replica shirt in which to do your woo-ing of him?

Do I need one? I thought he'd be neutral as he was a ref?

Awww Lickety you fell for it hook, line and sinker..., you can tell you dont follow football"

Is this as bad as when I didn't know what a bullet was on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you into Extra-time with him yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already have dibs on him!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


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Are you into Extra-time with him yet?"

I've just brushed my teeth so I'm wide awake and ready to give my all.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I already have dibs on him! "

NO! I checked the board and no one had claimed him so he's mine. You can share after I've had a go first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm shaving what little hair I have off next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I already have dibs on him!

NO! I checked the board and no one had claimed him so he's mine. You can share after I've had a go first."

There will be bugger all left of him

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

He is or was also a copper, so if you get bored with the ref uniform tell him to put his policemans outfit on, i'm sure he'd bring his handcuffs too if you ask him nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogant twat, walks around like he owns the place. And that is when he is not officiating

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Arrogant twat, walks around like he owns the place. And that is when he is not officiating"

He's not popular in Holland, would'nt want to go on a trip to Amsterdam with him.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I already have dibs on him!

NO! I checked the board and no one had claimed him so he's mine. You can share after I've had a go first.

There will be bugger all left of him "

I'm not that heavy and I never break them permanently.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"He is or was also a copper, so if you get bored with the ref uniform tell him to put his policemans outfit on, i'm sure he'd bring his handcuffs too if you ask him nicely. "

I'm not interested in uniforms or handcuffs. He just has to smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a programme about him on the wireless last month. Seems a nice guy. "

awwww tina @ wireless

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm not interested in uniforms or handcuffs. He just has to smile."

I smile when I go to football match

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Corrupt bastard now he not getting cheaque from sir alex he retires

Better off with a Rugby Union ref

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