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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Now, my neighbour made a passing comment the other day, how I seem to get a lot of visitors ( true, but not all for fab reasons ) I said, yes I have a lot of friends , some work shifts and know I will be awake till late so call round.

This got me thinking, could I disguise some of my visitors lol , just to put them of the scent

So. Today's visitor left with an empty cardboard box, with me shouting from the doorway I hope you enjoy the CDs .

I'm thinking of asking the next guy to arrive looking like a plumber .

What ideas do you have ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds awesome

I'd love to come back and forth with a different disguise each time

Plumber

Builder

Sailor

Lol

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By *ondiniumCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

Good idea! Get everyone to dress up as some sort of tradesman and say, "hello, I have come to fix your fridge/cooker/boiler/fence/swimming pool".

It will be like a 70's porn film.

Obviously, don't use the swimming pool option unless you actually have one.... it will only make the neighbour even more suspicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be your cleaner?

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"That sounds awesome

I'd love to come back and forth with a different disguise each time

Plumber

Builder

Sailor

Lol"

And perfect for role play haha

Ohh I've had a builder . Lol he came straight from work in his van.. Umm my neighbours asked if I was having anything done? Seems I have nosey neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be your cleaner?

I love getting dirty and a good cleaning spree.

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Can i be your cleaner?

Will you do it naked?

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Can i be your cleaner?

I love getting dirty and a good cleaning spree.

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get round here and do some cleaning then x

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Knock knock...Avon calling hehe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago my best mate lived next door to an escort...

Am not saying OP is one, but they both had the same problem...nosy neighbours.

The next door neighbour told a few people she did psychic readings and got a lot of visitors. She told these few friends that she didn't want anyone finding out, nether-less everyone knew.

Only found out she was an escort after she made enough money to buy her house, moved and told someone how she sis it years later

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

"Can i be your cleaner?

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that wouldnt work for me as my neighbours know im a cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be your cleaner?

I love getting dirty and a good cleaning spree.

get round here and do some cleaning then x"

Well,i can't turn up uninvited now can i? I need to find you first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sounds awesome

I'd love to come back and forth with a different disguise each time

Plumber

Builder

Sailor

Lol

And perfect for role play haha

Ohh I've had a builder . Lol he came straight from work in his van.. Umm my neighbours asked if I was having anything done? Seems I have nosey neighbours

Maybe your neighbors want to join in lol

I think at the minute I'm best suited to be a traving accountant I have the briefcase too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We dont bother hiding it. Emily just opens the door to our meets in her underwear and if the neighbours look we invite them to join in lol. One actually called the benefits office once and said Emily was on the game while claiming. They called her in for an interview about it but it was very quickly put down to a malicious claim

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

when we entertain a single gentleman we make him dress up as a shrub and scuttle up the drive way dodging between greenery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be your cleaner?

Will you do it naked?

Only if you wear those heels and fishnets.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Tinker

Taylor

Soldier

Spy

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Tell them it's all people who suffer from the same rare genetic disorder, that you're starting a support group to raise funding for research and would they like to sponsor you for fifty quid in your next marathon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck how many folk are you having round if neighbours are asking question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldnt matter its none of there business

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once had a meet with a guy who wanted to meet me in the lane at the back of his house. Not because he thought I wouldn't pass as fem after dusk, but because of the size of my boobs - he was worried his neighbours would think I was a lady of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just tell the neighbours to mind their own business. Why should you hide people coming to visit. It's got nowt to do with them.

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By *LCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Don't think there's anyway we could hide after are last meet. Lets just say it was warm, the windows were open and we were all a little noisy. Doesn't matter really it's none of there business and I'm not ashamed of our activities. We'd probably have to be a little more discreet if we had kids though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite thread related but this reminds me of a couple of years ago thinking lots of girls worked for Paul's Boutique

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

they always text me to say they have arrived if neighbours are outside he will just wait and wont knock till its all clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's Paul?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my neighbours did ask I would say I have a lot of sons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's Paul?

Apparently he owns a boutique and has it printed on tshirts and coats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh right, must be a 'yoot' thing................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the visitors to come round as bailiffs.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

jehovas witnesses !!!tell your neighbours you will be pleased to send them round to them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sounds awesome

I'd love to come back and forth with a different disguise each time

Plumber

Builder

Sailor

Lol"

What's a Lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy to come as a radioactive waste expert. I've got this massive silver protective suit I bought for DJing but never got round to using it. If you put up a poly tunnel it'd look like a scene out of ET lol

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Now, my neighbour made a passing comment the other day, how I seem to get a lot of visitors ( true, but not all for fab reasons ) I said, yes I have a lot of friends , some work shifts and know I will be awake till late so call round.

This got me thinking, could I disguise some of my visitors lol , just to put them of the scent

So. Today's visitor left with an empty cardboard box, with me shouting from the doorway I hope you enjoy the CDs .

I'm thinking of asking the next guy to arrive looking like a plumber .

What ideas do you have ?

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just tell the neighbours its bible class at yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sounds awesome

I'd love to come back and forth with a different disguise each time

Plumber

Builder

Sailor

Then if anyone asks you are auditioning for a Village People tribute band...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I don't give a flying bat's fart what my neighbours think. I live in a small, quiet cul-de-sac with 14 houses. Four of them are facing me as I live at the end.

If any one of them questioned me I would be direct and tell them it was a 'date' (they wouldn't understand the term 'meet').

I make no noise, keep my property tidy, don’t leave my bins out, and park on my driveway. I cause no disturbance unlike some. They should be grateful to have such a considerate neighbour. What I do in the privacy of my home is my business as long as it's legal.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I live in a block of 6 flats and I used to worry....now I don't give a shit lol And I am the only single female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have them come round disguised as a robber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if the neighbours saw me going in to your house.

Oh boy.

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Oh I don't actually care. My meet suggested the cardboard box thing.

Just thought it would be a fun thread , informative and funny.

Love the idea of making someone don foliage to creep up the drive. X

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By *haft61Man
over a year ago

somerset

The next time have your visitor dressed in a suit, with a copy of watchtower, pretending to be a Jehovah witness, but get him to knock on your neighbours door first, they will soon tell him where to go, then he comes around yours, sorted,

And when the neighbour hears you shouting "Jesus Christ" and O God" they will know you have been converted,

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