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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Apparently, a man set fire to his home whilst trying to kill a spider. He sprayed it with an aerosol which he then lit.

Who have you heard of who wreaked havoc whilst trying to kill bugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do that!! So shit scared of them that at least it would get rid!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read a story of a man who sprayed lighter fluid on a mouse and then set light to it. The mouse then ran under his cupboards and set light to his his kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a story of a man who sprayed lighter fluid on a mouse and then set light to it. The mouse then ran under his cupboards and set light to his his kitchen. "

Another example of this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4593682.stm

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Darwin Awards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aunt saw a HUGE spider in the kitchen.Panicking, she grabbed at an aerosol and what she thought was bug spray but it turned out to be oven cleaner.Let's just say it slowed the spider down but made him a bit irrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darwin Awards.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Similar things have happened to women smokers who spray hairspray with one hand while adjusting their hair with the other, while still holding their cigarette.

Take care smoking girls, always put your cigarette down first as it can be a nasty surprise.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"My aunt saw a HUGE spider in the kitchen.Panicking, she grabbed at an aerosol and what she thought was bug spray but it turned out to be oven cleaner.Let's just say it slowed the spider down but made him a bit irrate "

And very very clean

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last Border Collie was called Spider.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i smashed a huge picture window hitting a wasp with a roll of wallpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a story of a man who sprayed lighter fluid on a mouse and then set light to it. The mouse then ran under his cupboards and set light to his his kitchen. "

Served him right, horrible thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a story of a man who sprayed lighter fluid on a mouse and then set light to it. The mouse then ran under his cupboards and set light to his his kitchen.

Served him right, horrible thing to do."

Can't say I disagree.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I scoop spiders up in my hands and put them outside.

Bees get scooped up with a cup.

Flies die though.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Stop this senseless killing of poor defenceless spiders now!! No need for it. Flies? Twat away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The US man who had a Radio Stations logo tattooed across the whole of his forehead was rather dim and will take some beating.

He did it in response to a spoof promotion that the station would pay $100,000 to anyone who did so. They didn't so he took it to court, and lost.

To make matters worse, not only did the station not have to pay out, they subsequently changed their name and frequency.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Stop this senseless killing of poor defenceless spiders now!! No need for it. Flies? Twat away "

Completely agree. We are a spider friendly household

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