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Lateral Thinking Quiz ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heres 2 to get you started ..

1) At 5pm on a Thursday afternoon, a police officer spots a lorry driver going the wrong way up a one way street, but takes no action.

Why did the police officer not take any action ?

2) Two identical twins were born in March but celebrate their birthdays in April.

How can that be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) he was walking

2) march is a town/hospital

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

1 would he be going in reverse by any chance or did i miss the point

Steve

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"1) he was walking

2) march is a town/hospital

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Bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1) he was walking

2) march is a town/hospital

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Well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Add your own .....

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Always liked this 1 myself and no cheating looking it up on the web

If a brick weighs a brick plus half a brick, how much does a brick weigh.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's unsolvable without at least one measure of weight to start calculating from, isn't it?

ie. A brick weighs 3lbs + 1/2 a brick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One and a half bricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brick will always weigh a 'brick' be that 1lb or 700 lb. If you've a brick and half a brick the brick will still weigh what it always did, just that you've now got half as much again with your 1/2 brick.

Me thinks

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By *lscmnmytngMan
over a year ago

J13 of the M5

A man goes to the pub and parks his car in the car park round the corner. Two hours later the pub has a major power cut and is forced to close early.

The lights are out everywhere, in the pub on the car park and all the street lamps are off. He is parked too far away from the pub for his car to be visible by the naked eye, he is not carrying a torch or any portable light source and the pub does nt have one either. How does he find his way back to the car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man goes to the pub and parks his car in the car park round the corner. Two hours later the pub has a major power cut and is forced to close early.

The lights are out everywhere, in the pub on the car park and all the street lamps are off. He is parked too far away from the pub for his car to be visible by the naked eye, he is not carrying a torch or any portable light source and the pub does nt have one either. How does he find his way back to the car?"

My initial logic would be press the button on the keys that makes my hazzards flash but i'm sure you're looking for the answer of its daylight - just go look for it!

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By *lscmnmytngMan
over a year ago

J13 of the M5

Yep, its daylight!

Too easy isnt it.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes up a chimney down but can't in down a chimney up?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"What goes up a chimney down but can't in down a chimney up?"

An umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"What goes up a chimney down but can't in down a chimney up?"

Mary Poppins

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

What get wetter as it dries

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"What get wetter as it dries

"

A towel

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer.

They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house.

The police burst in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker.

Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman.

How do they know they've arrested the correct man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are stumbling through a bleak wood on a stormy night.

You chance across a deserted cabin ... inside you find a wood fire, a portable oil lamp and a gas cooker. What do you light first ??

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"you are stumbling through a bleak wood on a stormy night.

You chance across a deserted cabin ... inside you find a wood fire, a portable oil lamp and a gas cooker. What do you light first ??"

A match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer.

They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house.

The police burst in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker.

Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman.

How do they know they've arrested the correct man?"

He is the only man the others are women and none of the women are called John.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer.

They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house.

The police burst in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker.

Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman.

How do they know they've arrested the correct man?"

Did he have his cock in his hand and his name writen on his helmet ?

I suspect it's probably the wrong answer but worthy of a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What goes up a chimney down but can't in down a chimney up?

Mary Poppins "

Close

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Acting on an anonymous phone call, the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer.

They don't know what he looks like but they know his name is John and that he is inside the house.

The police burst in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker.

Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman.

How do they know they've arrested the correct man?

Did he have his cock in his hand and his name writen on his helmet ?

I suspect it's probably the wrong answer but worthy of a laugh "

Granny already got it but yeah your answer was funnier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone told me that if I melted dry ice, I could go swimming without getting wet.

I said that cannot be true - I can't swim

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