Terrible chat up lines

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just saw a post an article called "Funniest Pick Up Lines EVER" and one of them made me laugh out loud. Mainly because my best mate is petite....

"You remind me of my pinky toe.

Because you're small and cute and I'm probably going to bang you on the coffee table later on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't give up the day job

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