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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
"I noticed a friend of mine had loads of pineapple juice in his fridge, when I asked him why he said that his missus reconned it made his cum taste sweeter. "
Now there's a thing. You see, me being an old-fashioned sort, I'd have seen the pineapple juice in his fridge and thought "Hmmm, my mate likes pineapple juice", perhaps I'm just not inquisitive enough.
Mind you, if my friend had volunteered straight out that info about his cum-guzzling mrs, I'd have been startled too, it's not like he had been cornered and simply HAD to 'fess up what all the juice was in his fridge. Fuck me, whatever next, someone has lots of pineapple juice in their fridge, what do you make of that Hercule Poirot?
Anyway, the info is correct, that's why I drink lots of pineapple juice, and eat boxes of mango. I can shit through the eye of a needle, but my cum tastes divine. Apparently.
Do an experiment, let him drink the juice, and you stick to curries, onions, asparagus etc, not forgetting to smoke cigarettes (which evidently makes jizz bitter), and then let his mrs do a blind taste test, kinda like the Pepsi Challenge.
Actually, maybe your mate is weighing YOU up as a likely drinker of his Del Monte Bollock Batter. Be afraid, be very afraid. (And stop nosing around in other peoples' fridges!) |