FabSwingers.com forum: Amnesty

By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?"

Sexual indecency in a public place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing from a bank? Thats the only thing I can think of

(Her)

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

being a MP and fiddle my expenses , oh wait they get away with that any way - bugger

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?"

Id batter a few pedo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?"

No point, your exclusions take all the fun out of it.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?"
Nothing as you have excluded one of the very things I would consider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicking sweets from a sweet shop. I've never done that

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Nicking sweets from a sweet shop. I've never done that

Theres a bounty to be had in that line of theft

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'd rob a bank, pack my stuff and jump on a plane to somewhere far away with my boy and never come back

Id take my parents and sister too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nicking sweets from a sweet shop. I've never done that

Theres a bounty to be had in that line of theft"

And makes a good topic of conversation

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's"

That would come under violence.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence. "

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC"

I'm struggling to think of one myself. I'd love to be a Robin Hood figure - rob from the rich and give to the poor, but also keep a bit myself.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The Princess of theives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC"

Ooh psychological violence I like it

"Ooh no! Not my deak tidy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC"

Ooh psychological violence I like it

"Ooh no! Not my desk

tidy!"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC

Ooh psychological violence I like it

"Ooh no! Not my deak tidy!"

Yeah, imagine the staples all over the place.

Carnage.

Thats how I fucking roll

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC

Ooh psychological violence I like it

"Ooh no! Not my deak tidy!"

Yeah, imagine the staples all over the place.

Carnage.

Thats how I fucking roll

I bet you would love to drop litter and spray paint your name on a railway bridge. You rebel! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC

Ooh psychological violence I like it

"Ooh no! Not my deak tidy!"

Yeah, imagine the staples all over the place.

Carnage.

Thats how I fucking roll

Not to mention the mess the hole punch clippings will make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stealing from a bank? Thats the only thing I can think of

(Her)"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC

Ooh psychological violence I like it

"Ooh no! Not my deak tidy!"

Yeah, imagine the staples all over the place.

Carnage.

Thats how I fucking roll

I bet you would love to drop litter and spray paint your name on a railway bridge. You rebel! !"

Litter YES

Spray Painting NO - You dont have to look far to see my spelling, Id be bound to fuck it up. Id use one of those cans of stuff they had in the WC though as even if they cant understand my name, it would be gone within 24 hours though

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC

Ooh psychological violence I like it

"Ooh no! Not my deak tidy!"

Yeah, imagine the staples all over the place.

Carnage.

Thats how I fucking roll

Not to mention the mess the hole punch clippings will make

I would hole punch peoples hair and clothes.

I would trap their hand in the clips/bracket things of an A4 file.

Id cerantly wipe my cock inside all the mugs in the staff kitchen thats for sure, I do that anyway wethers theres an amnesty on or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would so behave myself

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?"

Don't think it's fair to apply exceptions - I would run out of bullets before targets!!

Nobody from Fab of course!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC

Ooh psychological violence I like it

"Ooh no! Not my deak tidy!"

Yeah, imagine the staples all over the place.

Carnage.

Thats how I fucking roll

Not to mention the mess the hole punch clippings will make

I would hole punch peoples hair and clothes.

I would trap their hand in the clips/bracket things of an A4 file.

Id cerantly wipe my cock inside all the mugs in the staff kitchen thats for sure, I do that anyway wethers theres an amnesty on or not"

And all because when you asked for ATM the cashier pointed you to the hole in the wall

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's

That would come under violence.

I know. I was that excited at the thought of being let loose to do as I please for a day I forgot the rules.

My next choice would be robbery, but non violent. Give me your fucking money you facking cunt or I will empty your desk tidy onto the floor. Thats me to the girl in HSBC

Ooh psychological violence I like it

"Ooh no! Not my deak tidy!"

Yeah, imagine the staples all over the place.

Carnage.

Thats how I fucking roll

Not to mention the mess the hole punch clippings will make

I would hole punch peoples hair and clothes.

I would trap their hand in the clips/bracket things of an A4 file.

Id cerantly wipe my cock inside all the mugs in the staff kitchen thats for sure, I do that anyway wethers theres an amnesty on or not

And all because when you asked for ATM the cashier pointed you to the hole in the wall

Well that and DB said we can do whatever we like for 24 hours but it cant be nasty shit - your honour

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I could have so much fun. I like a bit of anarchy in other people's lives.

I'd strategically dig up the roads in my area and divert ALL of the traffic onto a very well heeled area just to annoy the denizens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave the toilet seat up...

With pee on the rim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cor you're a nice bunch

There's me and the missus making sweet sweet wet and wild noisy love on the fountain outside Buckingham Palace... and you lot are marauding around vandalising, looting, and terrorising the population

Even that's almost forgivable... but not the littering!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Cor you're a nice bunch

There's me and the missus making sweet sweet wet and wild noisy love on the fountain outside Buckingham Palace... and you lot are marauding around vandalising, looting, and terrorising the population

Even that's almost forgivable... but not the littering!!

Id stick a hole punch in that aswell

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Take a long flight and upgrade myself to first class.

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Apart from violence, murder or harming people, what crime would you be tempted to commit if there was a 24 hour amnesty?

Id batter a few pedo's"

this should be legal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was in the dead of winter, I might be inclined to pour water and fairy liquid over every steep road

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If it was in the dead of winter, I might be inclined to pour water and fairy liquid over every steep road

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Whilst wearing sunglasses I hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm such a boring fuck. All I can think is every crime affects someone and I wouldn't want to do that. There must be something that doesn't lead back to a human being

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm such a boring fuck. All I can think is every crime affects someone and I wouldn't want to do that. There must be something that doesn't lead back to a human being "

Having a shit on next doors lawn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was in the dead of winter, I might be inclined to pour water and fairy liquid over every steep road

Whilst wearing sunglasses I hope.

YOU DAYUMN STRAIGHT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm such a boring fuck. All I can think is every crime affects someone and I wouldn't want to do that. There must be something that doesn't lead back to a human being

Having a shit on next doors lawn?"

Poop in a paper bag, put it on the doorstep, set it on fire, ring the bell and run like a bitch, fool!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm such a boring fuck. All I can think is every crime affects someone and I wouldn't want to do that. There must be something that doesn't lead back to a human being

Having a shit on next doors lawn?

Poop in a paper bag, put it on the doorstep, set it on fire, ring the bell and run like a bitch, fool!"

While dressed as Mr T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a '24 hours, then life goes back to normal' scenario?

Because if it is.....

I'm installing a secure bunker to store my loot in then I'm hitting cartier, tiffany's, debeers, the tower, and a museum or two

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