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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

My ears are ringing,

Or does that mean I am coming into money .? I can never remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" My ears are ringing,

Or does that mean I am coming into money .? I can never remember

"

i tried that once but it made the fivers stick together

Sloppy Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it was "ears burning" that meant someone wad talking about you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought money was an itchy palm.

Ringing ears because you're watching the closing ceremony? Mine are ringing too.

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" My ears are ringing,

Or does that mean I am coming into money .? I can never remember

i tried that once but it made the fivers stick together

Sloppy Gimp"

You owe me a new I pad cover ,, this one has coffee all over it ....

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.

Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.

Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!"

I

Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .

Now I'm worried .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.

Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!

I

Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .

Now I'm worried . "

Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified.

Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.

Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!

I

Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .

Now I'm worried .

Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified.

Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar "

Um I only have grease proof paper will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.

Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!

I

Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .

Now I'm worried .

Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified.

Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar

Um I only have grease proof paper will that do? "

Do you have any Jump leads, If you clip these to your Juggs(red to left nip n Black to right)then connect the other end to a Neighbours hamster this should confuse the Signal but be sure to liberally coat the Hamster in lard to get a good grounding

Half Cut Gimp

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.

Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!

I

Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .

Now I'm worried .

Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified.

Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar

Um I only have grease proof paper will that do?

Do you have any Jump leads, If you clip these to your Juggs(red to left nip n Black to right)then connect the other end to a Neighbours hamster this should confuse the Signal but be sure to liberally coat the Hamster in lard to get a good grounding

Half Cut Gimp "

Ok but I'll have to do some improvising Macgyver style.

Have the jump leads, but using the neighbours cat and some anal lube, along with a safety pin and a packet of peanuts.. Salted of course..

Now to wire it all up...

Ouch ohh that's nice,,, um where was I ,,

ohh yeah lube up the pussy.. .. Ohh

Yes the buzzing and ringing have stopped . Yeah thanks gimp,. Xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burning ears means someone is talking about you. Left for love, right for spite as my Gran used to say.

Ringing ears means you've had the car stereo on too loud!

I

Umm must be something wrong then, I've been sat in silence most of the day, just the sound of the clock ticking and my iPad typing .

Now I'm worried .

Its the CIA sending out secret signals through your Ipad to gather information about you, Wrap your Head in Tinfoil and hide in the understairs cupboard, Its the only way trust me i'm certified.

Bolonius Gimp AA CIA MI5 RAC and whos at the Bar

Um I only have grease proof paper will that do?

Do you have any Jump leads, If you clip these to your Juggs(red to left nip n Black to right)then connect the other end to a Neighbours hamster this should confuse the Signal but be sure to liberally coat the Hamster in lard to get a good grounding

Half Cut Gimp

Ok but I'll have to do some improvising Macgyver style.

Have the jump leads, but using the neighbours cat and some anal lube, along with a safety pin and a packet of peanuts.. Salted of course..

Now to wire it all up...

Ouch ohh that's nice,,, um where was I ,,

ohh yeah lube up the pussy.. .. Ohh

Yes the buzzing and ringing have stopped . Yeah thanks gimp,. Xxxxxx "

Its always good to know that my 15 years of self medication has come in use to someone

Shocking Gimp

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fall for Gimps jump lead scam!

He then uses a battery charger as a direction finder.

He will be banging on your door before you know it

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Don't fall for Gimps jump lead scam!

He then uses a battery charger as a direction finder.

He will be banging on your door before you know it"

Which door?

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


" My ears are ringing,

Or does that mean I am coming into money .? I can never remember

"

It means the guy didn't aim right lol!

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