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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

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Is sooo much fun for a puupy!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat just shouts at me when I sneeze

Usually its her fault I have a sneezing fit cos she wakes me up at stupid o'clock cos she wants attention, and doesnt seem to care that I only had 2 hours sleep!!

Then I start sneezing and can go on for about an hour and everytime I sneeze Sookie sits there and meows at me as if I have no right to make a racket in my own home

Now when she sneezes its all my fault cos she lets this little humf sound and looks at me as if to say why did you do that??

Shona

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

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Hahahahaha

Thats cos catas rule - didnt you know that.

Dogs know their place and do as their told - cats just know their place!!!!

hahahaha

I just made him jump with another sneeze - this is gonna entertain me all day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know exactly what you mean my farmyard moggy thinks she is a pedegree pampered cat

If you dare to lie on your own bed where she wants to sleep (or bask in the sun) you better move quick smart or her claws will make you move even faster

Dont show her cheese cos she will climb all over you to get to it, same with chocolate - dont matter how often you explain to the daft thing that cheese and choclate are bad for moggies she will give you the pleading look until someone takes pity on her

And if you dont she will scratch your ankles to ribbons

But it is fun watching her chase the wasps or bees that are stupid enough to come in the open windows

Ohh and spiders she loves spiders not to eat you understand she likes to play with them to death then expects me to revive them - I aint doing mouth to mounth on a ruddy huge spider

Shona

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

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Ok - my sick sense of humour has just pictured you blowing up a big hairy spider....

...and making him POP!!!

Legs and hairs flying all over the place!!!

Ewwwww

poor spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EWWWWWWW now thats all I can see cheers for that

Shona

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