FabSwingers.com forum: Can you have a no 2 at work?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never have, yet chatting to the lads I work with - they have no issue with it. Is it a female/male thing ? Maybe I'm unusual but I just prefer my own toilet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO!!! Never in a million years. Only at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a poop at work for the first time in the five years i've been there!

I just had to announce it to my colleagues! Which ended in my boss buying cake as a celebration ( don't ask! We are another level of speshal at work. Plus any excuse to get out the cake! )

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

when i gotta go i gotta go, dont care where i am lol

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By *ikeDeltaMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I had a poop at work for the first time in the five years i've been there!

I just had to announce it to my colleagues! Which ended in my boss buying cake as a celebration ( don't ask! We are another level of speshal at work. Plus any excuse to get out the cake! ) "

Applauds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a poop at work for the first time in the five years i've been there!

I just had to announce it to my colleagues! Which ended in my boss buying cake as a celebration ( don't ask! We are another level of speshal at work. Plus any excuse to get out the cake! ) "

I love this

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"when i gotta go i gotta go, dont care where i am lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really unhealthy to hold it in, so when i need to do it i make myself do it. I'm always embarrassed about it, but it's gotta happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done it. I hate using public toilets

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

i do when i'm working from home! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah, if I got to go, I got to go....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt put my arse anywhere near my work toilet.Lets just say its not the cleanest.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i suppose if you are regular.. then you are regular... however if you have a curry, then all bets are off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not public toilets but I have done in work,

I build a nest of toilet paper about 3 inches high

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By *ikeDeltaMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Had this discussion at work the other day, was surprised how many people refuse to go! I'd rather go at home but I'm not going to be hurrying around touching cloth hoping to pull it back lol if you gotta go you gotta I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very regular every morning so no need to at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i suppose if you are regular.. then you are regular... however if you have a curry, then all bets are off!!!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't see the problem in it. (Wo)man's gotta do what a (wo)man's gotta do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not public toilets but I have done in work,

I build a nest of toilet paper about 3 inches high

You don't have the toilet roll like the tracing paper we used to have at school then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not public toilets but I have done in work,

I build a nest of toilet paper about 3 inches high

You don't have the toilet roll like the tracing paper we used to have at school then !

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izal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not public toilets but I have done in work,

I build a nest of toilet paper about 3 inches high

Ha now we know who uses that last bit of loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my job involves working in peoples houses and if you gota go you go lol

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Only one loo in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's hunky's job, I work in a school and yes when you gota go you've gota go,it's bad to hold it in! Can cause lots of issues xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go at work as much as I can, it saves on my home toilet roll bill

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Toilets at work are cleaned regularly and are always spotless and if I gotta do a shit I'll do a shit, I'd much rather that than do it in my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work on farm years ago. You get used to going outside in fresh air! One day desperation called and I climbed over wall into woods and sat down to relive pressure. Just finished when female voice said 'you look like you need that" lady walker was having a rest out of the wind behind wall. To this day don't know who was most surprised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fussed where I shit, so long as its not down my leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may as well get paid to do it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may as well get paid to do it. Lol"
time and a turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is rather embarrassing.

I have, unintentionally, managed to time my need to poo, with the time it takes to drink my morning coffee, eat breakfast, and arrive at work. Apparently, the time it takes to drink a coffee, and travel to work, is just the right amount of time to feel the need to "go". Still, it saves me having to buy any toilet paper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we both do number 2's at work.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Too right. However, if I know it's gonna be a real stinky messy one, I'll go round a mates house. I'm good like that

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

An old relative plans hers if she is going on holiday, as only certain locations and times will do. I maintain a healthy bowel system which means nothing is stopping me. Id get work to install my own loo if I was uptight about it. It is a seat that can be sanitised, I can sit on a barrier so I dont have to share with another human, I just dont get it. I control my body and not the other way round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldnt go at work, Id avoid as much as I could unless desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was denied taking a dump at work, I'd contact HR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a poop at work for the first time in the five years i've been there!

I just had to announce it to my colleagues! Which ended in my boss buying cake as a celebration ( don't ask! We are another level of speshal at work. Plus any excuse to get out the cake! ) "
hope it wasnt a chocolate log lol

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Go when the need arises. A good wipe of the seat with a wet wipe (always have them with me), and Bob is your uncle. Plus, why use your own time to do one, when work pays you to

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"If I was denied taking a dump at work, I'd contact HR."

Actually, there is no law saying that work HAS to give you toilet time, but it is accepted practise to allow employees to go to the toilet without permission. Let's see if the Tories try to enforce this work regulation....lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm somewhat disappointed if don't use the works facilities at least once a day in this manner, getting paid to poo, imagine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This always amazes me: we have people who will go home rather than do a no2 at work. We are talking 10+ miles ffs! When I gotta go I gotta go. Just warn people to maybe give it 5 mins

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

We used to have a driver who worked for the company, leaving the only toilet we have in our department, a right mess. He was complained about and told not to use it. However, because it's a staff toilet, he's allowed to use it.

If you are regular, it is difficult to change a habit of a lifetime - I always warn my colleagues.

If, you need to go, then go. But if you make a mess, clean it up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of anally retentive people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep a Yankee candle room freshener spray in my bag.. Its the size of a biro.

Saves inhaling other whiffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when i gotta go i gotta go, dont care where i am lol "

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

If the turtle's head is popping out I will go any ware I've never been able to hang on to it get rid ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about anyone else but this thread seems a bit shit

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Vince is more "shy" than I am. He can go at work and at home but that's about it.

Doesn't bother me at all, if I need to go, I need to go. That's what a bloody toilet is for (but I am courteous enough to carry some sort of spray with me if it's in a public toilet).

- Amy. x

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Not public toilets but I have done in work,

I build a nest of toilet paper about 3 inches high

You don't have the toilet roll like the tracing paper we used to have at school then !

Never seen the point of Izal Medicated loo roll. Supposed to be hygienic but as it's waterproof, the piss runs all over your hand! Ew!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you have no choice, but I did sink to cleaning toilets to keep bringing money to the table and being scarred for life after that, I try my best not to. Human beings weren't meant for industrial shit removal as a way of life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to do a clean up first and put tissue on seat lol

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Hey man, a job's a job. You have my respect for doing that more than anyone who would've sat on the dole because they think those kind of jobs are "beneath" them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey man, a job's a job. You have my respect for doing that more than anyone who would've sat on the dole because they think those kind of jobs are "beneath" them.

Sometimes a job isn't just a job though, but I understand the convenience of that quote.

Ignoring my skills, experience and qualifications for cleaning toilets for a living not only made it impossible for me to find any other job higher than that, it also made me really fucking depressed.

We were treated like shit by your own management, we were forced out of the canteen at lunch because office workers complained they didn't feel safe eating near us and we were completely ignored and paid badly for the amount of work we did.

Anyone sitting on the dole would be ruining their own chances of a decent job by scrubbing shit for a "living", trust me.

I've not had a full-time or part-time job in the last 2.5 years because of depression and the stigma that comes with it (everybody needs a reason to not be working) and I don't even sign on. I take whatever jobs I can get and I hustle what I can. I refuse to ever be put in that situation again.

Sorry for the rant, I'm not as grumpy as this all looks lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"when i gotta go i gotta go, dont care where i am lol "

This is me also, although I'll attempt to ensure the other cubicles are empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not public toilets but I have done in work,

I build a nest of toilet paper about 3 inches high

You don't have the toilet roll like the tracing paper we used to have at school then !

izal lol"
that never wiped your arse it more smeared it about a bit

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Definitely at work, that time by yourself can count towards reflection during your appraisal

And the putting the toilet paper on the seat and sitting on it brigade, you do realise it's virtually impossible to catch anything from a toilet seat, but the only way it's ever likely to happen is via liquid on the seat

So putting loo roll on the seat to soak it up then sitting it on your just transferring that liquid onto your skin?

Just wipe the seat dry and throw the paper down the loo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all prefer our own loo but if your at work and its going to be over 6 hours till you get home! Can people really hold it that long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with an on the clock poo.

Why do it at home when you can get paid for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My workmate has an issue with defecating in the work toilet but I've got no issue whatsoever.

Can't be walking around with a stinking ball of doo doo that needs to be let free.

Let it free I say. They are cleaned a few times a week so it's not a germ fest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol they should be cleaned several times a day on contract, unless your boss makes you take turns at cleaning your own bowl.

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

"Sometimes you have no choice, but I did sink to cleaning toilets to keep bringing money to the table and being scarred for life after that, I try my best not to. Human beings weren't meant for industrial shit removal as a way of life!"
i have 3 cleaning jobs so part of my day involves me cleaning toilets ,so believe me my life would be better if you all shat at home then i wouldnt have to deal with blocked toilets cos folks use too much paper to wipe their arses and the loo cant deal with it or going into a toilet picking up the brush to scrub yes scrub the bowl out and finding it covered in poo making me want to throw up !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes you have no choice, but I did sink to cleaning toilets to keep bringing money to the table and being scarred for life after that, I try my best not to. Human beings weren't meant for industrial shit removal as a way of life!i have 3 cleaning jobs so part of my day involves me cleaning toilets ,so believe me my life would be better if you all shat at home then i wouldnt have to deal with blocked toilets cos folks use too much paper to wipe their arses and the loo cant deal with it or going into a toilet picking up the brush to scrub yes scrub the bowl out and finding it covered in poo making me want to throw up !!!!!!"

Miss, I know how you feel and I salute you. I would also buy you a lot of vodkas if you were at the bar so you could forget lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Of course, it feels good to get paid for having a dump

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

The toilet is so clean where I work, you could eat your dinner off the seat ... and I often have when I've needed to escape from the phone and emails at lunchtime.

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