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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

Forgive me father for I have sinned

I have just bought a tub of ben and jerries peanut butter cup ice cream and very nice it was to ,,,,, so nice that the container has no need to see a freezer again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You naughty girl. I should put you over my knee and smack your bottom.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think this is Mindy's Lover posting.

Where's my share Mr Mindy?

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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"You naughty girl. I should put you over my knee and smack your bottom. "

you can try but as im a bloke then you may just have second thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I have to get a magnum out of the freezer

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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"I think this is Mindy's Lover posting.

Where's my share Mr Mindy?"

well theres a second part to my confession ,,,,,, theres a tub of ben and jerries caramel chew chew looking very nervous in the freezer

why o why do they do 2 for the price of 1 deals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive been chatting to a man all day and have done nothing that i planned too because of his distraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You naughty girl. I should put you over my knee and smack your bottom.

you can try but as im a bloke then you may just have second thoughts "

Lol

Just smack your wrist then.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Now I have to get a magnum out of the freezer "

Poor Mr Selleck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You naughty girl. I should put you over my knee and smack your bottom. "

How do you know it was Mindy and not Mork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think this is Mindy's Lover posting.

Where's my share Mr Mindy?

well theres a second part to my confession ,,,,,, theres a tub of ben and jerries caramel chew chew looking very nervous in the freezer

why o why do they do 2 for the price of 1 deals "
oh you can pass me that one I'll help share your sins

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think this is Mindy's Lover posting.

Where's my share Mr Mindy?

well theres a second part to my confession ,,,,,, theres a tub of ben and jerries caramel chew chew looking very nervous in the freezer

why o why do they do 2 for the price of 1 deals "

Don't you mean Nantwo Nantwo for the price of one?

I'll help and take the caramel off your hands. It's Sunday and I'm feeling generous.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've just done a smelly fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forgive me father for I have sinned

I have just bought a tub of ben and jerries peanut butter cup ice cream and very nice it was to ,,,,, so nice that the container has no need to see a freezer again "
oh my, you have just reminded me that I have daim bar ice cream in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I have to get a magnum out of the freezer

Poor Mr Selleck. "

whatever I say to this will sound wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been shopping on Lovehoney

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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

it's not there ,,, its not there ,,,,, its not hiding in the freezer ,,,,,,, its not there ,,,,,

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.


"Now I have to get a magnum out of the freezer

Poor Mr Selleck.

whatever I say to this will sound wrong "

I was tempted to comment but didn't dare, mea culpa mea maxima culpa!

Now where is that Magnum?

That is the name for biggest condom on sale? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving home through the new forest earlier I was having thoughts about outdoor fun and new pics of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Driving home through the new forest earlier I was having thoughts about outdoor fun and new pics of me "

Emoticons meant to be.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"it's not there ,,, its not there ,,,,, its not hiding in the freezer ,,,,,,, its not there ,,,,, "

Did you leave it at the shop or is there another empty tub in the bin?

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

damn missed the Sellick comment so my reply was daft! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an aunt bessies cherry pie in the oven and a tub of soft cornish ice cream damn I love sunday nights!

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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"it's not there ,,, its not there ,,,,, its not hiding in the freezer ,,,,,,, its not there ,,,,,

Did you leave it at the shop or is there another empty tub in the bin?

"

no its just a bit of self hypnosis trying to teach my self that I do not need to open the freezer door

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My confession is that the ironing remains untouched.

I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"it's not there ,,, its not there ,,,,, its not hiding in the freezer ,,,,,,, its not there ,,,,,

Did you leave it at the shop or is there another empty tub in the bin?

no its just a bit of self hypnosis trying to teach my self that I do not need to open the freezer door "

OK, look into my eyes .....

There is no more ice cream. The freezer will not contain anything other than ice cubes when you look in there. You will not need ice cubes. There is no need to go to the freezer.

When I count to three you will be fully awake and will have no desire for ice cream or to go near the freezer.

1

2

3

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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched.

I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice.

"

if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours

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By *l DoradoMan
over a year ago

Derby

I have sinned very much and feel the need to cast off ma sins

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched.

I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice.

if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours "

As we've met, go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forgive me father i have sinned

i let 4 or 5 (lost count) people spank me last night and was soooo fun

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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched.

I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice.

if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours

As we've met, go on then.

"

is this before or after you have done your ironing ,,,,,, i would hate to get caramel chew chew over your smart skirt

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched.

I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice.

if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours

As we've met, go on then.

is this before or after you have done your ironing ,,,,,, i would hate to get caramel chew chew over your smart skirt "

After, then I can relax into it and get messy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've managed to burn some bridges today and I feel terrible and stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sinned.

Went topless at a local nature reserve today

Sorry wildlife .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've managed to burn some bridges today and I feel terrible and stupid "

Can they be rebuilt in metal?

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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched.

I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice.

if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours

As we've met, go on then.

is this before or after you have done your ironing ,,,,,, i would hate to get caramel chew chew over your smart skirt

After, then I can relax into it and get messy.

"

Forgive me father for I have filthy thoughts about liccy's maple walnut choc ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me for I have sinned ..... I have been singing cheesy songs for the best part of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've managed to burn some bridges today and I feel terrible and stupid

Can they be rebuilt in metal? "

I don't think anything can fix this one

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've managed to burn some bridges today and I feel terrible and stupid

Can they be rebuilt in metal?

I don't think anything can fix this one "

I have thought that in the past but the water kept flowing and new crossings were found. Very few things are totally irreparable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/08/14 19:47:53]

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My confession is that the ironing remains untouched.

I may get some done and then treat myself to a Maple Walnut choc ice.

if you have a lick of mine can i have a suck on yours

As we've met, go on then.

is this before or after you have done your ironing ,,,,,, i would hate to get caramel chew chew over your smart skirt

After, then I can relax into it and get messy.

Forgive me father for I have filthy thoughts about liccy's maple walnut choc ice "

Forgive me Father for I intend to commit a venial sin (which may make it mortal as I am planning to do it).

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"[Removed by poster at 03/08/14 19:47:53]"

I saw that post so ner ner lol

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I've been shopping on Lovehoney "

Me too I only went to check on the price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/08/14 19:47:53]

I saw that post so ner ner lol "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"[Removed by poster at 03/08/14 19:47:53]

I saw that post so ner ner lol

"

So did I and I want some lemon drizzle cake too.

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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"[Removed by poster at 03/08/14 19:47:53]

I saw that post so ner ner lol

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come on Legs confess all

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I've managed to burn some bridges today and I feel terrible and stupid

Can they be rebuilt in metal? "

Or just watch Kelly's Heroes for the theme song

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mork, come and get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been shopping on Lovehoney

Me too I only went to check on the price "

I only wanted to merge the two accounts I had and spend my bonus points

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By *indys lover OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon


"Mork, come and get it. "

just give me 3 hours ,,,,,,, can you sit in the fridge to keep it just at the right temp

oooh ,,,, now you have reminded me of that caramel chew chew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope... I have been a perfect angel. No sinning whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just eaten a big milky bar all to my self without offering her any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just done a smelly fart "

I hear grey peas and bacon can do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ate half an easter egg and I am not sure if it belonged to me or not but it's been lurking in the fridge for a long while now ... and was begging me to eat it !!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mork, come and get it.

just give me 3 hours ,,,,,,, can you sit in the fridge to keep it just at the right temp

oooh ,,,, now you have reminded me of that caramel chew chew "

Just chew chew me honey and leave your freezer alone.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just ate half an easter egg and I am not sure if it belonged to me or not but it's been lurking in the fridge for a long while now ... and was begging me to eat it !!!! "

Is that Easter egg never going to end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just having a glass of wine on a school night. Well I have work in morning so sort of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate half an easter egg and I am not sure if it belonged to me or not but it's been lurking in the fridge for a long while now ... and was begging me to eat it !!!!

Is that Easter egg never going to end?

"

there are three more in there ... I think they are mine cos if they belonged to the kids they would have gone long ago lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just ate half an easter egg and I am not sure if it belonged to me or not but it's been lurking in the fridge for a long while now ... and was begging me to eat it !!!!

Is that Easter egg never going to end?

there are three more in there ... I think they are mine cos if they belonged to the kids they would have gone long ago lol "

Give them to the kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Gimp and i like Women, and Beer...And Muffin.

Lordy Lordy i feel Cleansed

Sinless Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just ate half an easter egg and I am not sure if it belonged to me or not but it's been lurking in the fridge for a long while now ... and was begging me to eat it !!!!

Is that Easter egg never going to end?

there are three more in there ... I think they are mine cos if they belonged to the kids they would have gone long ago lol

Give them to the kids!"

nooo they are my emergency supplies lol for when I do need some chocolate lol

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