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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I remember when I was about 18 I slept at my mates house in his spare room and I had a massive hard on and his sister walked in and said nice she was 27 it was so awkward any other lads gonw threw anything like that before

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

Bus journeys are torture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of awkward boners over my time.

Sometimes I have a bulge that I can't help, that's always embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prison Shower, Now THATS awkward

Gimp

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Try being at a TG Event and seeing someone incredibly attractive and sexy (and if you are reading this, I think you will guess I mean thee) and being in a clingy dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just sit down and don't stand up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try being at a TG Event and seeing someone incredibly attractive and sexy (and if you are reading this, I think you will guess I mean thee) and being in a clingy dress. "

OH! i thought it was a Parasol in ya Pocket

Naive Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try being at a TG Event and seeing someone incredibly attractive and sexy (and if you are reading this, I think you will guess I mean thee) and being in a clingy dress.

OH! i thought it was a Parasol in ya Pocket

Naive Gimp "

I thought she was just happy to see you

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By *ornstudMan
over a year ago

alnwick

even when thay drop the soap a nice stiff one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try being at a TG Event and seeing someone incredibly attractive and sexy (and if you are reading this, I think you will guess I mean thee) and being in a clingy dress.

OH! i thought it was a Parasol in ya Pocket

Naive Gimp

I thought she was just happy to see you "

It was probably the Balaclava that floated Her Boat

Gimp

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

On my way to a meet now and because i had bit of an upset tummy this morning i wore trackies,its cool its our third meet,she wont mind under circumstances

but iv had about 5 awkward boners so far today and the nite hasnt even begun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best "boner" I have had in my life was when I was 19 I was in a disco dancing with a woman and she accidently rubbed against it.During the night loads of woman danced with me rubbing themselves against me.I found out later on that the first woman had told all of her mates that I was massive.I ended up marrying one of her mates and she was more than happy with my "boner" for the rest of her life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must embaress you Hal something rotten with that huge cock of yours it must stand out a mile in your trousers.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like making a man hard in public without touching him. It feels wicked and empowering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who you calling awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like making a man hard in public without touching him. It feels wicked and empowering. "

I'm with you on that!! Plus a bit of teasing when they are in work is fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like making a man hard in public without touching him. It feels wicked and empowering.

I'm with you on that!! Plus a bit of teasing when they are in work is fun "

how bad are you teasing the lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol enough to make them uncomfortable they end to relieve themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like making a man hard in public without touching him. It feels wicked and empowering.

I'm with you on that!! Plus a bit of teasing when they are in work is fun "

Especially when they work in an office and can't get up from their desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol enough to make them uncomfortable they end to relieve themselves "

Quick trip to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol exactly!!!!

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By *LCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Bus journeys are torture!"

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets this on buses (and trains). Always seems to be just before I'm due to get off as well.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Wind just brushing me by can give me an erection.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

The daily commute in the works van , I always wake up with a boner , so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to call it convoy cock when in the Army. Gauranteed that when driving in convoy and getting to a stop point you would end up with the biggest/stiffest cock you've ever had. Just in time to climb out the cab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try being at a TG Event and seeing someone incredibly attractive and sexy (and if you are reading this, I think you will guess I mean thee) and being in a clingy dress. "
i thought you were talking about me until you said clingy dress

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"The daily commute in the works van , I always wake up with a boner , so annoying "

But not as scary as it is for the lads you are driving for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've stared at a man's bulge on a train. I just felt like doing it and he wasn't trying to hide it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've stared at a man's bulge on a train. I just felt like doing it and he wasn't trying to hide it "

i love catching a girl looking at my cock! just give her a cheeky smile to let her i know and they usually go bright red ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i wear my joggers commando!!!! I've had a very close call.. Walking round B and Q and suddenly the biggest boner I've ever had.. Tried walking funny but didn't work so I crouched down pretending to look at grass... Scared myself shitless! Never going commando again!!! Well in joggers anyway lol

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Bus journeys are torture!

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets this on buses (and trains). Always seems to be just before I'm due to get off as well."
I find it best to tuck the beast in my belt before i get on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, the throbbing rhythmical effect of the bedford 4tonne. Even worse with a female co driver. Mind you, I know it used to affect the ladies the same way just they called it convoy clit. Mind you I never minded sitting in the damp spot when it was my turn to drive


"We used to call it convoy cock when in the Army. Gauranteed that when driving in convoy and getting to a stop point you would end up with the biggest/stiffest cock you've ever had. Just in time to climb out the cab. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've stared at a man's bulge on a train. I just felt like doing it and he wasn't trying to hide it

i love catching a girl looking at my cock! just give her a cheeky smile to let her i know and they usually go bright red ha!"

I usually go red when someone looks me directly in the eyes so I stayed staring at the bulge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, the throbbing rhythmical effect of the bedford 4tonne. Even worse with a female co driver. Mind you, I know it used to affect the ladies the same way just they called it convoy clit. Mind you I never minded sitting in the damp spot when it was my turn to drive

We used to call it convoy cock when in the Army. Gauranteed that when driving in convoy and getting to a stop point you would end up with the biggest/stiffest cock you've ever had. Just in time to climb out the cab. "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There arent enough public stiff cocks - dont hide them!

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

On my journey home from my crazy hot meet on bus

and i thought i had awkward boners on the way up

ill be arrested before i make it home,public indecency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could see all theses public boners but have had no luck so far.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"Try being at a TG Event and seeing someone incredibly attractive and sexy (and if you are reading this, I think you will guess I mean thee) and being in a clingy dress. "

It's bad enough in a kilt which you would think would be heavy enough to hold it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I guess call me awkward because I enjoy having a boner, even if i have to hide it. Being made to control yourself just makes things more explosive later.

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I like making a man hard in public without touching him. It feels wicked and empowering.

I'm with you on that!! Plus a bit of teasing when they are in work is fun

Especially when they work in an office and can't get up from their desk "

It's great isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

do you like younger men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the sex when the nurse was examining my lunchbox.

She was hot, I tried to keep it soft but it was a struggle

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