FabSwingers.com forum: Wooden actors

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Johnny depp - his awful English accent

Sean Bean

Michael Caine

Sean Connery

Leaning reeves

Steven seagal

Vin diesel

Kevin Costner - sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Any advances?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bill and Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Grant

Richard Gere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robert Pattinson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clint Eastwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP, but I don't agree with your list. They may lack method and originality as actors but wooden to me implies that they lack confidence and are often out of their depth on screen and these actors are neither of those.

The below is what I call wooden:

Michael Cera

Adam Beach

Anton Yelchin

Vanessa Hudgens

Danny Trejo

Danny Dyer

Kristen Stewart

Daniel Baldwin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wait, who's Leenan Reeves? Do you mean Keanu? If so, I agree totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edwood Woodwood.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Pinocchio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinocchio"

Was he real

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Pinocchio

Was he real "

Possibly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinocchio

Was he real "

Ask him and see if his nose gets longer.

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Charlie Sheen

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Orlando Bloom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sean Bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clive Owen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinocchio"

behave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saucy Sox tut tut, Clint is wonderful.

Now John Wayne sorta Oak, Frank Sinatra plane and a pretty mediocre singing too

ducks when the oldies throw things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tom cruise, muck actor, hey but i love myself

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By *abyfacenelsonMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Most action film actors are absolutely awful actors they play them selves in every film they're in

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Nick Cage - awful actor!

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By *quirrel10Man
over a year ago

nowhere

"Nick Cage - awful actor!"

I couldn't agree more. Was looking to see if someone would mention him.

Thought I'd add any of the Baldwins. Yu know its a shit film when one of them are in it, although backdraft was quite good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody Harrelson

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having just seen a leaked copy of Expendables 3 I can confirm that it's packed with wooden actors, Mel Gibson is brilliant though, he still does crazy better than anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason Statham.

A truly awful actor.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Vinny Jones , definitely wins the wooden spoon for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vinny Jones , definitely wins the wooden spoon for me "

Vinny and Statham in the same film would be a nightmare.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Vinny Jones , definitely wins the wooden spoon for me

Vinny and Statham in the same film would be a nightmare. "

Add a bit of arnie , and you have a new blockbuster .... The unbearables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thumbs up to whoever said Canoe Reeves and Clive Owen... both of which have "the artistic talent of a cluster of colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag"

But I can't help but love some of their films lol

I guess it's because sometimes their woodenness works and fits the story...whilst most of the time it's just... wooden

If you want to see some truly dreadful acting that made it onto the silver screen I'd suggest Tom Courtenay in 'Last Orders' and Samuel Jackson in 'Star Wars'. At one point I swear Jackson flaps his lightsaber around and then looks at the camera as if to say "why kind of shit movie am I in here?" I guess he was beginning to realise he was working with the same director who made 'Howard The Duck' lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sean Connery - he is resolutely Sean Connery in anything and everything he has been in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sean Connery - he is resolutely Sean Connery in anything and everything he has been in.

I feel the same about David Jason. Same character all the time but just a slight change of accent. Can't watch him in anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinocchio"

Beat me to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The entire cast of Eastenders.

Everyone in any marvel film.

The one show presenters. Their both wooden, AND devoid of charm, warmth, sincerity, charisma, personality... the list goes on.

Scott Bacula.

Actually, thinking about it, most actors, especially from hollywood are pretty wooden. So hard to think an truly accelent actor. We need a list of Good and great actors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robert carlyle

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Everyone in any marvel film.

Tom Hiddleston - Loki - he can act and I think is a chap to keep an eye out for in the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Lawrence Olivier

Meryl Streep

Anthony Hopkins

Dustin Hoffman

Dame Judy Dench.

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

The entire cast of Hollyoaks past and present.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Edwood Woodwood."

If we took the 'd's out of his name he would be Ewar Woowar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone in any marvel film.

Tom Hiddleston - Loki - he can act and I think is a chap to keep an eye out for in the future.

And wow, does that include Sam Jackson, Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Eccleston, Mark Ruffalo, Downey Jr., Bradley Cooper, Benicio Del Toro, Ray Stevenson, Stellan Skarsgaard, Idris Elba, Robert Redford, Frank Grillo, Powers Boothe, Jenny Agutter, Ben Kingsley, Guy Pierce, Sam Rockwell, Natalie Portman, Jeff Bridges or/and Don Cheadle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinocchio

Was he real

Possibly not"

yep... He was a real boy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for nick cage.

Shocking actor only famous due to family connections

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Johnny Depp are you crazy? He is probably one of the greatest character actors of our time

Lets look at Keanu Reeves, good grief he is so wooden he grows acorns on his knob.

Sean Connery is another as no matter who he is supposed to be he is always Sean Connery

As much as I used to love Sean Bean in Sharpe you just cant take the Sheffield out the lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nick Cage - awful actor!"

Wow! I'm in shock. So strange how people have such differing opinions!! Adored him in face off. I personally adore his acting abilities!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nick Cage - awful actor!"

Couldn't agree more!

I'd also add Lawrence Olivier, Al Packing and Richard Burton.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Nick Cage - awful actor!

Couldn't agree more!

I'd also add Lawrence Olivier, Al Packing* and Richard Burton."

*Paccino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody from toy story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Johnny Depp are you crazy? He is probably one of the greatest character actors of our time

Lets look at Keanu Reeves, good grief he is so wooden he grows acorns on his knob.

Sean Connery is another as no matter who he is supposed to be he is always Sean Connery

As much as I used to love Sean Bean in Sharpe you just cant take the Sheffield out the lad

If playing the same part with the same dodgy english accent makes him one of the greatestcharacter actors of our time then yes, i must be kidding..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keira knightly and Nicole kidman.

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

Can't watch anything with Johnny Depp in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Johnny Depp are you crazy? He is probably one of the greatest character actors of our time

Lets look at Keanu Reeves, good grief he is so wooden he grows acorns on his knob.

Sean Connery is another as no matter who he is supposed to be he is always Sean Connery

As much as I used to love Sean Bean in Sharpe you just cant take the Sheffield out the lad

If playing the same part with the same dodgy english accent makes him one of the greatestcharacter actors of our time then yes, i must be kidding.."

He has made like 5 movies using an english accent in a 30 year career, and that's what you're basing it on? What about movies like Donnie Brasco, Heat, Blow, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Bennie and June, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, A Nightmare On Elm Streeet, Cry Baby, The Libertine I could go on but I've made my point. Just because Jack Sparrow is his most well known character, doesn't mean he can't act.

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Sir Lawrence Olivier

Meryl Streep

Anthony Hopkins

Dustin Hoffman

Dame Judy Dench.

You don't seem to be having many nibbles.

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By *iguy39Man
over a year ago

manchester

I always thought Burt Lancaster was wooden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone in any marvel film.

Tom Hiddleston - Loki - he can act and I think is a chap to keep an eye out for in the future.

Actually, your quite right. I completely agree that Tom Hiddlestone is a good actor. And his future looks promising. Although THOR was was a terrible affront to film. Granted i'm not a 12 year old girl, with a penchant for shit, moral less straight to DVD movie, along with Buffy and Angel. But I still consider it a god awful wanky watse of my time and knowing that other people watched it, and some even liked it, made me want to just die!

Apologies for the rant!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Everyone in any marvel film "

Dont agree.

Sure its no longer the golden age of Hollywood these days but to dismiss everyone involved in the MCU is in my opinion, a mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone in any marvel film.

Tom Hiddleston - Loki - he can act and I think is a chap to keep an eye out for in the future.

Yes! So there

I'm only kidding. Obviously some of those actor can actually act. Such as Chistopher ecclestone, Robert redford, and Anthony Hopkins. Even Ben Kingslay and Idris Elba. But not sure about th rest. Especially Bradly Cooper. He has blue eye;s and a nice smile. Thats it! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to step into this flame proof suit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone in any marvel film

Dont agree.

Sure its no longer the golden age of Hollywood these days but to dismiss everyone involved in the MCU is in my opinion, a mistake."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst is Woody Allen, he make me cringe watching him.

Vinnie Jones is another one, he got lucky being friends with Guy Ritchie to get roles.

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