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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You know those interesting telephone conversations on buses and trains where you hear just one side? That's what this is about.

Post your interesting (real or imagined) one side of the conversation here.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I told her that I don't do that sort of thing"

[Other side]

"Well, if I got paid that much I might consider it"

[Other side]

"Nah man, that's naaasty"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only really heard three types of one-sided phone conversation on the trains:

1.) "Yahh... yahh... I'm on the train... yahh..."

2.) "You hired me to do a job, you owe me and you're going to fucking pay me!"

and-

3.) "Who you talkin to lad? I'll bang you lad!"

I really miss my MP3 player.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'I hate buses, blud. It's full of chavs, innit?

Yes and they all smell. I'm glad I put 10 ton of that knocked off after shave on this morning.

You're right, no one ever talks to you, they're all on their phone or playing a game. Wasting their lives, blud.

She is, is she? How many has she had already? That many! Does she know who the father is this time? Not me, blud. I only fuck your sis up the shitter, mate.

You have to sign on at noon? I'm on my way to work now. Got a job the other month didn't I? No, I wasn't pissing about. I'm now a UKIP MEP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid bitch was like all jealous and oh my god I was like thinking shut up"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've only really heard three types of one-sided phone conversation on the trains:

1.) "Yahh... yahh... I'm on the train... yahh..."

2.) "You hired me to do a job, you owe me and you're going to fucking pay me!"

and-

3.) "Who you talkin to lad? I'll bang you lad!"

I really miss my MP3 player."

Number 3 sounds like it has potential.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"'I hate buses, blud. It's full of chavs, innit?

Yes and they all smell. I'm glad I put 10 ton of that knocked off after shave on this morning.

You're right, no one ever talks to you, they're all on their phone or playing a game. Wasting their lives, blud.

She is, is she? How many has she had already? That many! Does she know who the father is this time? Not me, blud. I only fuck your sis up the shitter, mate.

You have to sign on at noon? I'm on my way to work now. Got a job the other month didn't I? No, I wasn't pissing about. I'm now a UKIP MEP.

"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

[Removed by poster at 02/08/14 23:39:53]

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"[Removed by poster at 02/08/14 23:39:53]"

Speak up. I hate straining to hear the one side.

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