FabSwingers.com forum: Single qualification

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Single guys should wait a year before being able to message anyone

Then, once they get the chance of a meet, if they don't turn up, or cancel at the last minute, they will be banned for another year

And once they qualify again, if they post a moan, ban 'em again for another 12 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well the footy has pissed me off

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

rum, sodomy n the lash

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

"Single guys should wait a year before being able to message anyone

Then, once they get the chance of a meet, if they don't turn up, or cancel at the last minute, they will be banned for another year

And once they qualify again, if they post a moan, ban 'em again for another 12 months

I don't think you have been harsh enough actually!.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

but....the "single" guys who let me shag their wives or girlfriends would be exhempt

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"but....the "single" guys who let me shag their wives or girlfriends would be exhempt

My profile is as a single guy, but I'm married - it's just we have different ways of doing stuff. I can't decide whether you can shag my missus or not, though, as she wears the trousers in our house!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

lmao !!!! ahh why no just tar and feather em lol !!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Oh, and how about any couples who stand up singletons automatically get copied in on any mails sent by single males for a year or until their mailbox explodes...?

Just to even things up a little

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Single guys should wait a year before being able to message anyone

Then, once they get the chance of a meet, if they don't turn up, or cancel at the last minute, they will be banned for another year

And once they qualify again, if they post a moan, ban 'em again for another 12 months

Jack for Home secretary

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

they pissed you of mate.two things that are most important in swinging,are trust and respect.the people you are least likely to get that from,are single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this is a tongue in cheek thread, and as I only meet single guys so usually their advocate, I'm adding my single guy moan to this.

I was contacted by a single man who ticked all my boxes.

We talked on the phone, chatted on webcam and decided to meet on Wednesday.

He was excited and nervous, couldn't wait blah blah.

I finish work at 6 and arranged to meet 6.30 which meant hanging around as the meet was 5 minutes from my office.

Any how 5.30 he logs onto msn. I have it running but seldom appear visible. I thought he's cutting it fine he should be on his way. 5.45 he's still logged on but he is also on the site we met on.

At this point I knew the evening was a wash.

6pm he calls saying he was stuck in traffic he would be late, could I make it 7pm.

I said sure, not a problem, logged off and went home.

He phoned to say his train was 6.58 getting in at 7.28. Not a problem I said.

I was in my garden, shiraz in hand when he phoned asking where I was: I told him and gave him directions to where he should go too!

Some single blokes are clueless: he claimed to be sub but expected ME to hang around waiting for him...bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single guys should wait a year before being able to message anyone

Then, once they get the chance of a meet, if they don't turn up, or cancel at the last minute, they will be banned for another year

And once they qualify again, if they post a moan, ban 'em again for another 12 months

does that go for single women too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single guys should wait a year before being able to message anyone

Then, once they get the chance of a meet, if they don't turn up, or cancel at the last minute, they will be banned for another year

And once they qualify again, if they post a moan, ban 'em again for another 12 months

does that go for single women too?

Only the one's that moan when they not supposed too

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Single guys should wait a year before being able to message anyone

Then, once they get the chance of a meet, if they don't turn up, or cancel at the last minute, they will be banned for another year

And once they qualify again, if they post a moan, ban 'em again for another 12 months

What about the pointy stick? There's no mention of using a pointy stick! There has to be a bit about using a pointy stick!.... what have you got against pointy sticks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single guys should wait a year before being able to message anyone

Then, once they get the chance of a meet, if they don't turn up, or cancel at the last minute, they will be banned for another year

And once they qualify again, if they post a moan, ban 'em again for another 12 months

What about the pointy stick? There's no mention of using a pointy stick! There has to be a bit about using a pointy stick!.... what have you got against pointy sticks?

OK Polo, you can be the one who shoves pointy sticks down their pipe holes

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Single guys should wait a year before being able to message anyone

Then, once they get the chance of a meet, if they don't turn up, or cancel at the last minute, they will be banned for another year

And once they qualify again, if they post a moan, ban 'em again for another 12 months

What about the pointy stick? There's no mention of using a pointy stick! There has to be a bit about using a pointy stick!.... what have you got against pointy sticks?

OK Polo, you can be the one who shoves pointy sticks down their pipe holes

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