FabSwingers.com forum: What's the correct etiquette .....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....when someone lets one go mid shag?

Stop?

Laugh?

Check for follow through?

Plug the hole?

(Btw- it wasn't me)

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By *arcy and LenCouple
over a year ago

Salisbury

Blame the dog, cat, or goldfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just giggle lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Floor boards is a good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say what was that, Is there someone else in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn the house down and do a runner, get an alibi, skip town, change your name, get plastic surgery to change your appearance, and live a new life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say what was that, Is there someone else in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just giggle lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide either stay very silent or laugh my head off, it would depend who I was with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...... !-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing quite like a good fanny fart

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hold on tighter, the blow back may push you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, you've got to have a laugh. ..

Who said sex was quiet? Well good sex anyway. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hold on tighter, the blow back may push you out

pms

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Put the cat out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who queefed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say it's not a fart it's just air!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If it is your house, leap up and look in the nearest wardrobe and shout gadzooks, burglars.

If it is theirs ask if they suffer from subsidence.

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By *heHoneymonstersCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

Laugh our arses of

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Say what was that, Is there someone else in here

Never turn your back

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Depends if the smell lets you still breath afterwards!

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By *amamanMan
over a year ago

Inverness and around. ...

That did happen ....bloody funny both laughed for a while sort of spoilt the moment ....had to start again

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

It's only an issue if they are awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but I'd have to giggle I just couldn't help it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say what was that, Is there someone else in here

Never turn your back

I would never turn my back on you

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Say what was that, Is there someone else in here

Never turn your back

I would never turn my back on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be aware....shit happens

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