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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

this weekend I think should have a amnasty.... put in all the silly things you believed and we promise not to laugh..... honest guv!!!

okay... i'll start... my sis thought an "each way" bet meant the horse had to run there.. and back!!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I knew someone who believed the Pushmepullyou in Dr Doolittle was a real animal

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought hyperbole was pronounced high per bowl and was really embarrassed when I was corrected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew someone who believed the Pushmepullyou in Dr Doolittle was a real animal"

You mean it wasn't?

Next you'll be telling us he couldn't really talk to the animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eddie couldn't but but Ralph could! Talk to the animals that is

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was told an oriental lady's vagina went east to west, not north to south...

I believed it

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I thought WH Smith was one word pronounced 'whismith'. And when I was very, very young (due to the Wizard of Oz) I thought colours didn't exist until the 20th century.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

When I was a kid I thought if you picked between your toes that your brain would cave

in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When watching the news when I was younger I thought guerrilla warfare was actually guerrillas trying to take over the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was little, I thought John Wayne was my grandad.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought WH Smith was one word pronounced 'whismith'. And when I was very, very young (due to the Wizard of Oz) I thought colours didn't exist until the 20th century."
i still have problems john Menzies mingies mankies etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a gig, at murrayfield stadium. Mrs N asked me in total seriousness..............

Why are there no people sat in the seats behind the stage?

A slice of fried gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believed that Red Bull would give me Wings, five months later im out of intensive care and doubtful

Gravitus Gimp

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I thought the Famous Five were real as a kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believed that Red Bull would give me Wings, five months later im out of intensive care and doubtful

Gravitus Gimp "

Those wings only work in your Knicks Gimp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the first football games I went to,

I asked my dad is the game live,

"no its a recording"

I meant to say is it live on the Tv

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When watching the news when I was younger I thought guerrilla warfare was actually guerrillas trying to take over the world. "

They were. Gorillas weren't. (Said with kindness and mirth.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought pubic hair was bugs bunny's cousin

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I thought a local anaesthetic was something that they used just in my home town.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I still believe there is a pot of gold at the end of rainbows. There are always people getting rich, as I never get there. Spent a lot of time running when I was a child, thinking I would arrive there.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I thought a local anaesthetic was something that they used just in my home town."

It is.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

For years I thought a light sabre was called a light saver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought hyperbole was pronounced high per bowl and was really embarrassed when I was corrected.

"

How should it be pronounced?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I thought hyperbole was pronounced high per bowl and was really embarrassed when I was corrected.

How should it be pronounced? "

high purb ully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought pubic hair was bugs bunny's cousin "

I thought it was public hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When watching the news when I was younger I thought guerrilla warfare was actually guerrillas trying to take over the world.

They were. Gorillas weren't. (Said with kindness and mirth.)"

Too many guerrillas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought hyperbole was pronounced high per bowl and was really embarrassed when I was corrected.

How should it be pronounced?

high purb ully"

Oh good grief I still don't get it.

Not to worry, it's not like I know what it means! I can't use it in a sentence.

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

when young thought it was Boots the disappearing chemists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum and Dad told us that mountain goats and sheep had two legs longer than the others so they didn't fall over... I only worked out they didn't a few years ago!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think the To Let signs on buildings were toilets.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

used to think johnny cash was change from a durex machine

and fuck (h)all was a stately home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to think the To Let signs on buildings were toilets. "

I just though it said toilet when driving past the signs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one wasn't me, but I did once convince my mum that Jurassic park 2 was a 12 rating because of dinosaur nudity

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A true story.

Many many years ago my cousin was going out with a nice young boy who thought if he kissed her and put his finger in her belly button at the same time she would get pregnant.

Still cracks us up to this day.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm beyond gullible

when i was 19 and travelling through the lakes in bad weather, I asked my dad how the sheep managed to stay up on the steep mountains, especially during heavy winds. He had me believing that they were mountain sheep, evolved to have legs shorter on one side to help them balance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A true story.

Many many years ago my cousin was going out with a nice young boy who thought if he kissed her and put his finger in her belly button at the same time she would get pregnant.

Still cracks us up to this day.

Claire "

You mean it doesnt ?

Bugger me the kids will be so pissed off when i tell them they owe me 25 years pocket money taken under false pretenses

Ebenezer Gimp

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