FabSwingers.com forum: Ouch

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just sat down and nipped me nuts

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Aaawwww need them rubbing better lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh well shit happens, you'll survive cheap way of having the snip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salted or dry roasted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aaawwww need them rubbing better lol"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh well shit happens, you'll survive cheap way of having the snip

I was going g to save you some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit on some pliers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you sit on some pliers

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Is there blood?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

crabs!!were crabs involved

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Was it those pesky crabs ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I only trapped em between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only trapped em between my legs

Cripes

i cant say what i was going to say

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Comes running through with some plasters and volunteers to kiss them better

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Comes running through with some plasters and volunteers to kiss them better

I'll hold them up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been doing some ball stretching ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they taste nice

Or your be out of action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been doing some ball stretching ?

Stayed clear of that thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been doing some ball stretching ?

Stayed clear of that thread

I had to peek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't laugh at another's discomfort but really given your age and username its hard not to have a sneaky giggle, didn't you know they were there?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't laugh at another's discomfort but really given your age and username its hard not to have a sneaky giggle, didn't you know they were there?!?!"

What's my age got to do with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?

Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't laugh at another's discomfort but really given your age and username its hard not to have a sneaky giggle, didn't you know they were there?!?!

What's my age got to do with it lol

I just figured you'd be more aware of where they are and how to sit down without pinching them by now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sat down and nipped me nuts

You shouldn't leave the nut crackers on the sofa !!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Shouldn't laugh at another's discomfort but really given your age and username its hard not to have a sneaky giggle, didn't you know they were there?!?!

What's my age got to do with it lol

I just figured you'd be more aware of where they are and how to sit down without pinching them by now!! "

Although at his age...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't laugh at another's discomfort but really given your age and username its hard not to have a sneaky giggle, didn't you know they were there?!?!

What's my age got to do with it lol

I just figured you'd be more aware of where they are and how to sit down without pinching them by now!!

Although at his age...

Balls

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

"Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?

Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone asked how low you hang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone asked how low you hang?"

nope

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