FabSwingers.com forum: Why is it?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That almost every avatar of say 70-80%of the guys on here show them sporting incredible bodies with chiselled abs and torso.

Most appear to be pretty good looking guy's and alot are sporting huge dongs.

So a couple of points.

1:why am I not blessed with such looks and luck in the trouser department.

2:if they are all as advertised then most if not all should have no problems getting some, but no most complain they have no meets.

Which leads to point

3:so either there is lots of camera trickery going on or people are getting more meets than they say they are?

But back to point 1: why the fuck don't I look like that.

Not fair, off to sulk in corner with bag over my hideous head

Love love xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why worry, lots of women on here like average looking men.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You not heard of Photoshop bro?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is you sayin my fist is fake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You not heard of Photoshop bro?"
pass him yours to download once youve used it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some folk keep meets private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That almost every avatar of say 70-80%of the guys on here show them sporting incredible bodies with chiselled abs and torso.

Most appear to be pretty good looking guy's and alot are sporting huge dongs.

So a couple of points.

1:why am I not blessed with such looks and luck in the trouser department.

2:if they are all as advertised then most if not all should have no problems getting some, but no most complain they have no meets.

Which leads to point

3:so either there is lots of camera trickery going on or people are getting more meets than they say they are?

But back to point 1: why the fuck don't I look like that.

Not fair, off to sulk in corner with bag over my hideous head

Love love xx"

Another one is a large portion of men claim to be 7 inches or more!!

Damn being blessed with my tiny penis lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You not heard of Photoshop bro?"

Yeah but you can't photoshop yourself in the flesh.

They turn up expecting Tom cruise and u turn up looking like Gerrard depardue.

Think they may notice.

Lol

Anyways not too worried I have a beautiful wife who I live and she loves me.

Besides I have a sparkling personality and incredible witt.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"You not heard of Photoshop bro?pass him yours to download once youve used it lol x"

I need it for the dinosaur cock shots

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"You not heard of Photoshop bro?

Yeah but you can't photoshop yourself in the flesh.

They turn up expecting Tom cruise and u turn up looking like Gerrard depardue.

Think they may notice.

Lol

Anyways not too worried I have a beautiful wife who I live and she loves me.

Besides I have a sparkling personality and incredible witt.

You could print out a life size sheet of your photoshopped pic and wear it? No one will know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant photoshop on webcam

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"cant photoshop on webcam"

I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some folk keep meets private"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is you sayin my fist is fake?"

Looks like a fake hand am sure it's wolverines hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant photoshop on webcam

I can."

mikki goes into panto mode,,,"oh no you cant"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"cant photoshop on webcam

I can.

mikki goes into panto mode,,,"oh no you cant""

Meet me in Canada room in 5 minutes and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some folk keep meets private"

That very well maybe the case.

However it does not explain the constant complaints of no meets?

Btw this is all very tounge in cheek before anyone takes my comments to seriously.

In real life I make David Beckham look like a chimp I am that good looking.

I photoshop my pic's to make myself less attractive

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"That almost every avatar of say 70-80%of the guys on here show them sporting incredible bodies with chiselled abs and torso.

Most appear to be pretty good looking guy's and alot are sporting huge dongs.

So a couple of points.

1:why am I not blessed with such looks and luck in the trouser department.

2:if they are all as advertised then most if not all should have no problems getting some, but no most complain they have no meets.

Which leads to point

3:so either there is lots of camera trickery going on or people are getting more meets than they say they are?

But back to point 1: why the fuck don't I look like that.

Not fair, off to sulk in corner with bag over my hideous head

Love love xx"

I've turned down a number of guys like that. They were not what I was looking for in other ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant photoshop on webcam

I can.

mikki goes into panto mode,,,"oh no you cant"

Meet me in Canada room in 5 minutes and I'll show you

another time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You not heard of Photoshop bro?

Yeah but you can't photoshop yourself in the flesh.

They turn up expecting Tom cruise and u turn up looking like Gerrard depardue.

Think they may notice.

Lol

Anyways not too worried I have a beautiful wife who I live and she loves me.

Besides I have a sparkling personality and incredible witt.

So you say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a perfect body or big dong

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't have a perfect body or big dong

That's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You not heard of Photoshop bro?

Yeah but you can't photoshop yourself in the flesh.

They turn up expecting Tom cruise and u turn up looking like Gerrard depardue.

Think they may notice.

Lol

Anyways not too worried I have a beautiful wife who I live and she loves me.

Besides I have a sparkling personality and incredible witt.

Dunno about expecting tom cruise think id want gerard butler! Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 32 with a shisled chest and did I mention I got a 6pack to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your wife loves you then that's all that matters

Interesting outlook though. Always wondered if people thought that about my photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your wife loves you then that's all that matters

Interesting outlook though. Always wondered if people thought that about my photos. "

They think phworrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a perfect body or big dong

That's true

oh that hurt

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't have a perfect body or big dong

That's true

oh that hurt

There, there it's ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If your wife loves you then that's all that matters

Interesting outlook though. Always wondered if people thought that about my photos.

They think phworrrrr

You women are so shallow

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That almost every avatar of say 70-80%of the guys on here show them sporting incredible bodies with chiselled abs and torso.

Most appear to be pretty good looking guy's and alot are sporting huge dongs.

Where are these pictures? 70% of the pictures I see could do with having a body attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a perfect body or big dong

That's true

oh that hurt

Chin up PP. You're an Adonis compared to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That almost every avatar of say 70-80%of the guys on here show them sporting incredible bodies with chiselled abs and torso.

Most appear to be pretty good looking guy's and alot are sporting huge dongs.

Where are these pictures? 70% of the pictures I see could do with having a body attached.

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I have a body attached, check my gym pics lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a perfect body or big dong

That's true

oh that hurt

Chin up PP. You're an Adonis compared to me

cheers mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alot of the women cant handle us. we bring out all their insecurities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That almost every avatar of say 70-80%of the guys on here show them sporting incredible bodies with chiselled abs and torso.

Most appear to be pretty good looking guy's and alot are sporting huge dongs.

So a couple of points.

1:why am I not blessed with such looks and luck in the trouser department.

2:if they are all as advertised then most if not all should have no problems getting some, but no most complain they have no meets.

Which leads to point

3:so either there is lots of camera trickery going on or people are getting more meets than they say they are?

But back to point 1: why the fuck don't I look like that.

Not fair, off to sulk in corner with bag over my hideous head

Love love xx"

Before I answer... is it the guy or woman posting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a perfect body or big dong

That's true

oh that hurt

Chin up PP. You're an Adonis compared to me

cheers mate

You're welcome

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A lot of the peeps with these chiselled bodies and huge dongs don't know they are on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of the peeps with these chiselled bodies and huge dongs don't know they are on here

pmsl,,I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah yes. I also wanna add that, why is it you never see a face attached to the so called very well endowed 9" above? cos they are 6" lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of the peeps with these chiselled bodies and huge dongs don't know they are on here

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Most women prefer the person inside than the outside. An engaging personality is much more attractive and sexy than the physical body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The closer the pic the bigger it looks

And most people couldn't hold the pose for longer then the time it took to take the picture

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You see what you want to see, so if your mindset says everyone is fitter, bigger or better than you, surprise surprise then you filter and get your biased results. Focus on what you can do something about - yourself. You wont change the others, and believe me there are thin, fat, less attractive etc, not just perfect bodies and cocks. If you want to get fitter - do it. If you can present yourself better, explore how to. Be real and honest and people looking for someone like you can actually find you.

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