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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've developed the following theory on expectations of getting laid from Fabswingers after at least oohhhhh 30 seconds of intense research, a quick look at my inbox and a healthy dose of cynicism.

There are an awful lot of guys on here who have as their best mate, Jay from Inbetweeners.

I imagine it goes something like this........

"I reckon you should join this website I found mate. Fabswingers it's called. It's full of quality clunge that will fuck ANYTHING. I've just come back from shagging this bird right, while her husband went and made me a cup of tea! And while he was doing that one of her friends came round too and I did her as well. Both up the arse obviously, while they licked each other out. They loved it. They said they'll get some more friends round for me next time cos it was so good. Honestly, all you've got to do is send them a message saying hello and you're in. Even the ones who are a bit munterish get loads. I had to turn this lesbo couple down the other day as my cock was too raw from the shagging".

Was just musing.

Oohhhh, Fabswinger fwend!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Better than the Camping and Caravan Club

BTW, is it this month you're coming to BNO? I'm off there next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is not a true story.

He went and made us coffee NOT tea. Get your facts straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still indicates shagging twice in the time it takes to boil the kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And then afterwards there's.....

"Jay you bullshitter, I joined and sent loads of messages. All I got was guys wanting to suck my dick and a Tranny called Jodie who said she'd pound my arse like a jackhammer. So I've ditched it"

"Well your obviously doing it wrong, probably giving off a gay vibe. Only last night iI had this bird tie me up and then get some of her slut friends round,and they took it in turns to bounce up and down on my cock before noshing each other off. And she got in touch with me after seeing all the pics of my dick. Honest. Join again and you'll see".

Etc etc until the world ends.....

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Lol! Awesome thread.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

leonard and sheldon are hilarious

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg


"leonard and sheldon are hilarious"

Oddly enough...I thought that was what the thread was about when I read the title and opened it...I went from initially disappointed to pleasantly amused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I thought this was going to be a discussion on the origins of the universe.

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg


"Damn, I thought this was going to be a discussion on the origins of the universe. "

I have yet to see a mature discussion of this type on the internet. Anywhere. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it started with a big bang ...BANG

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I get a BAZINGA!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can I get a BAZINGA!"

BAZINGA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've developed the following theory on expectations of getting laid from Fabswingers after at least oohhhhh 30 seconds of intense research, a quick look at my inbox and a healthy dose of cynicism.

There are an awful lot of guys on here who have as their best mate, Jay from Inbetweeners.

I imagine it goes something like this........

"I reckon you should join this website I found mate. Fabswingers it's called. It's full of quality clunge that will fuck ANYTHING. I've just come back from shagging this bird right, while her husband went and made me a cup of tea! And while he was doing that one of her friends came round too and I did her as well. Both up the arse obviously, while they licked each other out. They loved it. They said they'll get some more friends round for me next time cos it was so good. Honestly, all you've got to do is send them a message saying hello and you're in. Even the ones who are a bit munterish get loads. I had to turn this lesbo couple down the other day as my cock was too raw from the shagging".

Was just musing.

Oohhhh, Fabswinger fwend!

"

I wonder did he bounce on a car bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bus wankers

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