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By *onnie and John OP   Couple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

Hi all, So you have been in contact for weeks, made arrangements to meet and then you get the message sorry cant make it.

We know things pop up cats die etc. but what's the best , or funniest reason for not meeting, you have received ?

start you off

ex wife come on holiday and I cant get away....

Connie xx

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By *eamgbukCouple (MM)
over a year ago

sunny york

We had a no show because someone stole their sat nav!

We were meeting at a hotel about mile from where they worked! !!

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Sorry I've change my mind (right at the last moment)

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By *onnie and John OP   Couple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

after sending a few photos, the reply was sorry you look like my mum..so that would not be good..lol..connie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopped by the police on route, in itself not allthat funny but when you've heard it 5 times from 5 different guys

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By *urvy_J3Woman
over a year ago

Bradford

Ive had "my mum went to sit on the sofa and missed the seat" is it bad I laughed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after sending a few photos, the reply was sorry you look like my mum..so that would not be good..lol..connie xx"

I actually turned a guy down because he could of been my dad's twin he looked that similar, would of been just too freaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...You look like my wife's ex husband.

...Your partner looks just like my sister

..and a hundred more I've forgotten over the years because i have better things remember!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone used cancer as an excuse to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the cat died one, also had car vandalised and even from a guy who said he was single "my wife's just gone into labour"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol best one i had was unexpected family visited her. Hour later she had a veri off a couple who said theyd just left.

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