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Be aware when they say 'discreet!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Be aware when they say 'discreet!'

when online shopping, ordering those 'special toys'.

The company promised me faithfully that they'd be discreet and that all my toys, manacles, whips and restraints would come in plain packaging.

Great I thought, don't have to worry about the neighbours! Especially her next door!

But what they didn't say was that my order would be delivered by a huge big lorry with 'kinks and perversions R us' emblazoned all down the side!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There's always a catch. How much did you order that it needed a great big lorry?

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"Be aware when they say 'discreet!'

when online shopping, ordering those 'special toys'.

The company promised me faithfully that they'd be discreet and that all my toys, manacles, whips and restraints would come in plain packaging.

Great I thought, don't have to worry about the neighbours! Especially her next door!

But what they didn't say was that my order would be delivered by a huge big lorry with 'kinks and perversions R us' emblazoned all down the side!

"
oops lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be aware when they say 'discreet!'

when online shopping, ordering those 'special toys'.

The company promised me faithfully that they'd be discreet and that all my toys, manacles, whips and restraints would come in plain packaging.

Great I thought, don't have to worry about the neighbours! Especially her next door!

But what they didn't say was that my order would be delivered by a huge big lorry with 'kinks and perversions R us' emblazoned all down the side!

"

ha ha ha

what company was it? So we can all avoid it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my gosh. My nosey neighbours would have a field day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it nothing better than shocking people

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe that happened at all

You're just kidding us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't believe that happened at all

You're just kidding us "

I don't believe this either!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't believe that happened at all

You're just kidding us

I don't believe this either!! "

Yep, i hold my hands up, its a fair cop guv,,,

I was just kidding, it never really happened, just a little lightheartedness.

A little bit of fun

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