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Pick up like Charlie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Those who are familiar with Two and a Half Men will know that Charlie is an ace at picking up girls d*unk/sober..

So say you saw someone that you'd like to have some fun with in a supermarket.. How would you approach them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide ask if they could find me a firm cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer them a ride in my Merc, to my beach house, and keep quiet about my brother and nephew...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chloroform never fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chloroform never fails"

i 2nd the motion and agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ide ask if they could find me a firm cucumber "

Ahaha looks like you may have tried that already quite a decent sized cucumber you have their too :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chloroform never fails

i 2nd the motion and agree"

Could play it quite tactically.. Apply the chloroform, say she fainted.. And say you'll take her back to the car until she comes back around.. Great plan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chloroform never fails

i 2nd the motion and agree

Could play it quite tactically.. Apply the chloroform, say she fainted.. And say you'll take her back to the car until she comes back around.. Great plan! "

the perfect plan we are so fecking clever we may but lace up shoes instead of velcro next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chloroform never fails

i 2nd the motion and agree

Could play it quite tactically.. Apply the chloroform, say she fainted.. And say you'll take her back to the car until she comes back around.. Great plan!

the perfect plan we are so fecking clever we may but lace up shoes instead of velcro next time "

Yeahhh I'm sure the laces would be harder to get out of than the Velcro

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