FabSwingers.com forum: Dumb things you hear

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the kebab shop tonight.

"The vegetarian kebab, is that like, grilled vegetables?"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once grilled a vegetable. I wanted to know if it had hidden the spring onions somewhere. I couldn't make it talk, though. That was one tough spud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let me at that slaaaaaag!

I'll make him talk

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Back to the kebab shop.....

Two bimbos "excuse me, can we borrow two plastic cups please?"

NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling a dumb blonde... Surely that's a good question?! It could be that or that quorn stuff?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never seen a quorn kebab on the menu ever!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

so....erm......what is a veggie kebab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back to the kebab shop.....

Two bimbos "excuse me, can we borrow two plastic cups please?"

NO!"

Borrow??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so....erm......what is a veggie kebab ?

One without meat!

You can ask McDonald's for a Big Mac without meat too!

It's called a no meat grill.

Yeah borrow, it sounds a whole lot classier than can we ponce a couple of plastic glasses don't you think?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"so....erm......what is a veggie kebab ?

A salad sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so....erm......what is a veggie kebab ?

A salad sandwich

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haha

Getting closer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so....erm......what is a veggie kebab ?

A salad sandwich

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haha

Getting closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can I have brown sauce on my kebab?'

What the f is wrong with you that just sounds vile suppose that's bury for you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah borrow, it sounds a whole lot classier than can we ponce a couple of plastic glasses don't you think? "

No. if you borrow something you are intending to return it once you have finished with it. if you use the word borrow instead of have it makes you look like you don't know what the word means....far from making you sound classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all know the plastic glasses ain't coming back

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It could have been worse; it could have been 2 girls, 1 cup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should I add that title to fabios must see film thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I add that title to fabios must see film thread?"

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