FabSwingers.com forum: Fucking sodding bastard BSOD!!!

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Sometimes I f$cking hate computers.

So, now I shall be making an install disk with a service pack slipstreamed into it.

Joy.

And I can't even open a bottle of wine as I do it, (diet).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I point you to the wine B By Black tower. 55 calories a glass. Red, white or rose'.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"May I point you to the wine B By Black tower. 55 calories a glass. Red, white or rose'.

Bx"

Thank you. However, it's not calories that are the problem. I'm on a ketogenic diet, which means I am burning fat to produce ketones to fuel me. Alcohol is an alternate energy source and will muck up the fat burning process.

I also can't resort to chocolate or ice cream.

It's character building and I enjoy the challenge. If I tell myself that enough I might convince myself eventually.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Sometimes I f$cking hate computers.

So, now I shall be making an install disk with a service pack slipstreamed into it.

Joy.

And I can't even open a bottle of wine as I do it, (diet).

I got a new laptop a couple months ago, when my old one decided it did'nt want to play anymore, lol. Still not got around to making a backup disk for the new lappy yet, just hope it does'nt decide to throw a wobbler and develop some jargon filled fault before i get around to doing the back-up. So i feel your pain, computers are very annoying at times.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

acronos the hard drive after installing os and all your programs onto system hard drive then using another hard drive or disk/s or even usb stick just dont wipe the stick off and it installs everything back on in 6 mins to 14 mins

includes every program and everything that you first install onto it

this way if hard drive goes down get a new hd and reinstall from the acronos copy

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Ha! I win.

The stroppy laptop is beaten.

I can go to bed now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I can't even open a bottle of wine as I do it, (diet).

My 30 years experience in IT support tells me you can't slipstream drivers into the OS disk without opening the bottle of wine.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

And I can't even open a bottle of wine as I do it, (diet).

My 30 years experience in IT support tells me you can't slipstream drivers into the OS disk without opening the bottle of wine.

Sorry but on this occasion you have been proven wrong. Service pack slipstreamed, no alcohol or sugar consumed and one laptop which has finally quit fighting.

I am victorious!!

And, as is evident, I didn't go to bed!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nice one VV, I can tell you are a very determined woman. Can you turn me off and on again to make me work

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I could pull out your power cable. That'd be... hmmm, what would the equivalent of a power cable be for a human?

Brain - CPU and RAM

Brain stem and spine - Bus

Perhaps the heart and blood vessels?

*wanders off to get some tools, pondering*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seen your profile pics you don't need to diet your fooking sexy as you are xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hold ya horses there VV, if you took the RAM outta me, I'd be just an empty and broken superfan

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

After having PCs and Laptops for nearly 20...

All I read then was... Blah blah blah hard drive blah blah blah usb stick blah blah blah....

Not on mention of porn.... That's where you are going wrong. Computers are only ment for porn and games, if you demand more from them they break...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I can't even open a bottle of wine as I do it, (diet).

My 30 years experience in IT support tells me you can't slipstream drivers into the OS disk without opening the bottle of wine.

Sorry but on this occasion you have been proven wrong. Service pack slipstreamed, no alcohol or sugar consumed and one laptop which has finally quit fighting.

I am victorious!!

And, as is evident, I didn't go to bed!"

Don't tell my bosses... Actually you can I don't work for them any more

though of course with the wine you would also have been able to go to bed

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I worked for a global company a few years ago and they provided the staff with laptops, for security we couldn t use names dates of births etc for our passwords at the time One of my fave jokes was

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A lickalotapuss

So I chose lickalotapuss as my password, which was great until the thing stopped working and the helpdesk girl wanted my password,

Errr l i c k

Helpdesk girl "lickalottapuss" she wasn t

a) amused at the joke

b) at my password

I think she was a dinosaur, !!

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