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Aaaaaaarrgh Spider!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I awoke and fucking freaked ,screaming Aaaaaaarrgh! a HUGE spider on my pillow,,my gf screamed too we both dived out of bed in sheer terror,,,,,,,,,,,then I realised it was one of my false lashes

So i always remove makeup before bed,lol

Whats your spider story

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Im off to Spain in 3 weeks, same place for the 6th time. Little did I know the Black Widow spider lives in Andalucia.

They have a spider there which I have seen fall into the pool and blow a bubble around itself to survive till it can climb back out, I have also found funnel webs out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet once and had to be rescued was embarrassing but he was a hero

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im off to Spain in 3 weeks, same place for the 6th time. Little did I know the Black Widow spider lives in Andalucia.

They have a spider there which I have seen fall into the pool and blow a bubble around itself to survive till it can climb back out, I have also found funnel webs out there."

You know how I agreed to come on holiday with you,dont think I can make it,cant get time off work

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Im off to Spain in 3 weeks, same place for the 6th time. Little did I know the Black Widow spider lives in Andalucia.

They have a spider there which I have seen fall into the pool and blow a bubble around itself to survive till it can climb back out, I have also found funnel webs out there.

You know how I agreed to come on holiday with you,dont think I can make it,cant get time off work "

Fuck sake.

Spoil my whole fucking week why dont you, might aswell not go now. I'll just ring Junior and explain to her (thats not her real name, she's never even been to Brazil)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once shot a camel spider....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once shot a camel spider...."

and it scampered off with just a flesh wound

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I once shot a camel spider...."

Good Job.

They eat lizards the twats. I like Lizards

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When I was in bed the other week I had one crawl up my arm. I was at work reading before getting some kip and the place is snided with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind spiders..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I got loads in my flat recently, why? Its not fucking cold and I dont have smelly bins/flys.

Fuck off out in the sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arachnophobes couldn't live at my place, there are hundreds around the gates, garden, windows, all over the place. Some sneak in the house but get ejected when i catch them.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my daughter is supposed to be holding a tarantula called princess jasmine tomw I don't envy her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders don't bother me but moths and flys make feel sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one crawl up my leg last night, screamed and ran out of my room!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"

I awoke and fucking freaked ,screaming Aaaaaaarrgh! a HUGE spider on my pillow,,my gf screamed too we both dived out of bed in sheer terror,,,,,,,,,,,then I realised it was one of my false lashes

So i always remove makeup before bed,lol

Whats your spider story "

Lol irl

There was a huge one in the bath last night but I am getting better at dealing with them cos they are basically harmless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evil spawn of Satan that should be exorcised from the earth. End of story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painting the hallway the other night I went to clean up a bit Id dropped. Saw it sat smirking at me so i carefully put the roller and sponge down got up and ran screaming half way up the stairs. It was huuuge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm petrified of them

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