FabSwingers.com forum: One little slip...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And now I'm sporting a hairless stomach for teh first time since I was about 13. I am not skilled enough to perform male grooming! Now I just look odd lol.

So anyway I have a few questions to try make light of how im going to have to cover myself up for the rest of summer.

Ladies what do you prefer? Hairy, hairless or a gentleman's trim?

Guys, how the smeg do you do this shit properly?????

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's generally all or nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I used waxing strips my arm got stuck kids thought it was hilarious kept saying just do a Julia (Roberts)

All trial and error

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Post a picture so we can see what you are talking about. I can't visualise what went wrong.

If this is what happens when you are giving yourself the executive treatment you need to put a warning on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I'm not super hairy but more so than most I think..anyway normally I just trim everything back just a little, always find it gets awkward though between the business end and the chest, i mean you gotta trim them in proportion right? Anyway one more vigorous downward stroke and...well I just had to remove the rest or look like Steve Carrel in 40 YO Virgin :S

Pics going up now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it depends on your physique. If I had a 6 pack and not a hint of fat then it would all be off, but right now It's doing a good job of covering me up lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well I'm not super hairy but more so than most I think..anyway normally I just trim everything back just a little, always find it gets awkward though between the business end and the chest, i mean you gotta trim them in proportion right? Anyway one more vigorous downward stroke and...well I just had to remove the rest or look like Steve Carrel in 40 YO Virgin :S

Pics going up now lol"

You don't look that strange. I have seen much stranger than that. It's fine. You'll just feel prickly as it grows back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooooops

looked better natural x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha love the "that strange", thanks for that :P.

This never would have happened if my monocle had turned up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooooops

looked better natural x "

I know right???? I have no idea how long I'll be this hideous monster lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"haha love the "that strange", thanks for that :P.

This never would have happened if my monocle had turned up! "

Your torso face looked better with the hair but I know men who have bald bellies.

Did you get a pince nez instead? You appear to be wearing something in your picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh Why would any Bloke spend good money and valuable Drinking time to skin themselves so that they can look like a prepubescent Tailors dummy

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

torso face?!

Just my classy Joe 90 glasses!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why oh Why would any Bloke spend good money and valuable Drinking time to skin themselves so that they can look like a prepubescent Tailors dummy

Gimp "

I complete agree Gimp, I much prefer being hairy, unfortunately its one of those things where mistakes are not easily forgiven.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"torso face?!

Just my classy Joe 90 glasses! "

I see faces in things. Torsos have faces to me - nipple eyes, belly button nose or mouth. Some on here have their tongues sticking out ever such a long way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the new look! Not sure about the bristly grow back though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the new look! Not sure about the bristly grow back though!

Yeah I'm really not looking forward to that, how do people get around that?!

And thankyou :P you're looking mighty fine yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"torso face?!

Just my classy Joe 90 glasses!

I see faces in things. Torsos have faces to me - nipple eyes, belly button nose or mouth. Some on here have their tongues sticking out ever such a long way.

Hahaha I literally laughed out loud. I used to make my tummy pull a face all the time as kid!

Cant say I'm one of those lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the new look! Not sure about the bristly grow back though!

Yeah I'm really not looking forward to that, how do people get around that?!

And thankyou :P you're looking mighty fine yourself

Ty. On the grow back side of things, whatever you do, don't scratch it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

school boy error never shave only trim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"school boy error never shave only trim

Yeah im guessing I should buy a proper trimmer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the new look! Not sure about the bristly grow back though!

Yeah I'm really not looking forward to that, how do people get around that?!

And thankyou :P you're looking mighty fine yourself

Ty. On the grow back side of things,

whatever you do, don't scratch it!!! "

I feel like Im gonna end up losing that battle :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done this before myself...now I just shave cock and balls and keep the rest trimmed...just watch out for Ingrowing hairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have done this before myself...now I just shave cock and balls and keep the rest trimmed...just watch out for Ingrowing hairs "

Do you just grade it between cock and stomach then? Thats the bit I struggle with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax it next time it better if you shave it or trim it when it grows backs it will be a lot thicker, mite hurt when wax it if your waxing it for the first time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wax it next time it better if you shave it or trim it when it grows backs it will be a lot thicker, mite hurt when wax it if your waxing it for the first time

Well I wasnt really aiming for the waxed look to be fair, sounds like far too much work to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men spoil a lovely hairy body by shaving it? Apart from to keep cool I think it's a tragedy. Trim the pubes of you must but save the razor for the chin

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I've never liked the hairy look on myself so shave it all off, i think i look better smooth. Never had any complaints from the ladies either, but each to their own, if hairy works for you then grow it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do men spoil a lovely hairy body by shaving it? Apart from to keep cool I think it's a tragedy. Trim the pubes of you must but save the razor for the chin"

It's like cuddling up with a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do men spoil a lovely hairy body by shaving it? Apart from to keep cool I think it's a tragedy. Trim the pubes of you must but save the razor for the chin

It's like cuddling up with a hedgehog

Surely thats as it grows back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooooops

looked better natural x

I know right???? I have no idea how long I'll be this hideous monster lol"

Awwwwwww its not that bad

accidents happen and it will soon grow back x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooooooops

looked better natural x

I know right???? I have no idea how long I'll be this hideous monster lol

Awwwwwww its not that bad

accidents happen and it will soon grow back x "

Haha I was just joking, its growing on me alittle although its still far too much hassle. Only if a girl asked me I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why oh Why would any Bloke spend good money and valuable Drinking time to skin themselves so that they can look like a prepubescent Tailors dummy

Gimp "

Some people have genetics that dictate whether or not that have body hair.

I don't have any chest or belly hair. That's just the way I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why oh Why would any Bloke spend good money and valuable Drinking time to skin themselves so that they can look like a prepubescent Tailors dummy

Gimp

Some people have genetics that dictate whether or not that have body hair.

I don't have any chest or belly hair. That's just the way I am. "

Sounds like you get it easy! Nice low maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why oh Why would any Bloke spend good money and valuable Drinking time to skin themselves so that they can look like a prepubescent Tailors dummy

Gimp "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet Magnum P.I. never shaved his stomach and chest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on a guy but the prepubescent look isn't good on anyone.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Why oh Why would any Bloke spend good money and valuable Drinking time to skin themselves so that they can look like a prepubescent Tailors dummy

Gimp

Some people have genetics that dictate whether or not that have body hair.

I don't have any chest or belly hair. That's just the way I am. "

Same here, i'm just not a naturally hairy person anyway. What little does grow gets shaven off, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And now I'm sporting a hairless stomach for teh first time since I was about 13. I am not skilled enough to perform male grooming! Now I just look odd lol.

So anyway I have a few questions to try make light of how im going to have to cover myself up for the rest of summer.

Ladies what do you prefer? Hairy, hairless or a gentleman's trim?

Guys, how the smeg do you do this shit properly?????"

Your hairless stomach looks far from odd to me

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"It all depends on a guy but the prepubescent look isn't good on anyone. "

Why are so many adverts which show men in various states of undress showing smooth bodied men instead of the hairy look then? You also see many footballers swapping shirts at the end of games opting for the smooth bodied look. They must be appealing to a big section of society otherwise the advertisement section of the media would'nt push the smooth bodied look so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of guys in pornos are smooth all over and as said before a lot of celebs and sports people.

I myself only have a bit around my nipples, and a trail down to my cock from my belly button and of course round my cock and balls. As I said before I shave my cock and balls but trim my pubic hair above up to my belly button all one grade. But I have been known to shave it all off before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And now I'm sporting a hairless stomach for teh first time since I was about 13. I am not skilled enough to perform male grooming! Now I just look odd lol.

So anyway I have a few questions to try make light of how im going to have to cover myself up for the rest of summer.

Ladies what do you prefer? Hairy, hairless or a gentleman's trim?

Guys, how the smeg do you do this shit properly?????

Your hairless stomach looks far from odd to me

TY very muchly :D. So it seems there are ladies out there who are fans of the smooth look.

It is actually a very interesting point that pop culture depicts smooth over hairy. Conversations I had at work always followed that the younger girls preferred smooth whilst those a little older said that it was much more manly to be hairy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im as smooth as a babys bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a hairy chest but depends can go for the smooth look too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hmms seems pretty 50/50 really, shame you cant do polls on here lol

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