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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

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errr I think you will find thats a commonwealth event

Yours sincerely Mr Twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

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errr I think you will find thats a commonwealth event

Yours sincerely Mr Twat

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I sit corrected

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

No I think both genders can be twats...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"No I think both genders can be twats..."

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Forgot to add I love the word twat...just rolls off the tongue. Bollocks is another one...

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I think the female term is "bitch"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I think both genders can be twats...

However or sin embargo in Spanish men do seem to have the edge on it

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"No I think both genders can be twats...

However or sin embargo in Spanish men do seem to have the edge on it "

Nope 50/50

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

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Man & twat in same sentence, oxymoron?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event

errr I think you will find thats a commonwealth event

Yours sincerely Mr Twat

I sit corrected"

Sit on me anytime, i'll correct you for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event

Man & twat in same sentence, oxymoron?

Oxi-codeine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event"

Why?

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

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Man & twat in same sentence, oxymoron?

Oxi-codeine "

lol for sore twat or the man or both?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Twat is genderless....unless you know the feminine for it, I'd say no more than a number of women on here!

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Twat is genderless....unless you know the feminine for it, I'd say no more than a number of women on here!"
Fair enough I rarely use the word but usually only to insult a man

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Who you calling a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I think both genders can be twats...

indeed!! I use a twatometer for ratings

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

May I suggest that the feminine of Twat is Twunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat and twatess is a good description of some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both r twats, not good to generalize single men lol.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Both r twats, not good to generalize single men lol."

Didn't recognise you for a minute without your six pack.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No it's defiantly a woman's thing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both r twats, not good to generalize single men lol.

Didn't recognise you for a minute without your six pack.

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I know, thought change pic for a while, they can still be _iewed in my gallery lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the female term is "bitch""

I disagree. Bitch is nasty,twat is idiotic. To me anyway

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Women can be prized wank stains the same as men

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Women can be a C***

What C am i saying

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event"

nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both sexes can be twats !

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

I'm just a twat xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Twat is genderless....unless you know the feminine for it, I'd say no more than a number of women on here!"

Twatte, obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the female term is "bitch"

I disagree. Bitch is nasty,twat is idiotic. To me anyway "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who you calling a twat

If the cap fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking northern definition twats or southern definition twats?

There is a huuuuuge difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women can be a C***

What C am i saying"

Chav?

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

Lol obviously pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the female term is "bitch"

I disagree. Bitch is nasty,twat is idiotic. To me anyway "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's definitely a mixed sport- along with the three game event "timewasting, cockteasing twat-a-thon"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's definitely a me thing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Are we talking northern definition twats or southern definition twats?

There is a huuuuuge difference"

Oi, there's some twats in the Midlands as well yer know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event

nice tits"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking northern definition twats or southern definition twats?

There is a huuuuuge difference"

Well one is a term for c... Which I wouldn't use as an insult as a c... Has depth and is useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we talking northern definition twats or southern definition twats?

There is a huuuuuge difference

Oi, there's some twats in the Midlands as well yer know

Which one are you? A Manc twat or a cockerney twat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking northern definition twats or southern definition twats?

There is a huuuuuge difference

Oi, there's some twats in the Midlands as well yer know

Which one are you? A Manc twat or a cockerney twat?"

Neither of course I am a pure fucking delight

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Manc's ooop north, I'm just a run of the mill Derby twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Manc's ooop north, I'm just a run of the mill Derby twat

Anything north of Watford is northern to Londoners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both sexes can be twats !

yes indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat is genderless....unless you know the feminine for it, I'd say no more than a number of women on here!"

Twatette? Perhaps, I am capable of this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to make a twat of myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to make a twat of myself

Ahh but your a nice twat! Toshn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer I'm a twat at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to make a twat of myself

Ahh but your a nice twat! Toshn

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Awww thanks gorgeous . Cann yer get nice twats ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I think both genders can be twats..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to make a twat of myself

Ahh but your a nice twat! Toshn

Awww thanks gorgeous . Cann yer get nice twats ?

I do believe there's a few nice twunts about

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to make a twat of myself

Ahh but your a nice twat! Toshn

Awww thanks gorgeous . Cann yer get nice twats ?

Yes and you can also get funny twats too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is being a twat a man thing?

judging by my female boss, no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to make a twat of myself

Ahh but your a nice twat! Toshn

Awww thanks gorgeous . Cann yer get nice twats ?

I do believe there's a few nice twunts about

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whoooo now I do like a nice twunt or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to make a twat of myself

Ahh but your a nice twat! Toshn

Awww thanks gorgeous . Cann yer get nice twats ?

Yes and you can also get funny twats too

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Yer certainly do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to make a twat of myself

Ahh but your a nice twat! Toshn

Awww thanks gorgeous . Cann yer get nice twats ?

Yes and you can also get funny twats too

Where, when, who said that?! Hussys pants!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Always thought males made perfect prick and females cunts...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Women can be a C***

What C am i saying"

I was talking to my wife today after our son got sent home early from school for swearing.

I said, "Apparently, he said the 'c' word."

She said, "Well that wasn't clever was it?"

I replied, "No... It was 'cu~t'.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"May I suggest that the feminine of Twat is Twunt?

Twat refers to the same female body part cunt does and twunt is a hybrid of both words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event"

You should loosen up some time. You never know, you might like it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Plenty of women are twats as well as men

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I think the female term is "bitch"

I disagree. Bitch is nasty,twat is idiotic. To me anyway "

I'm very fond of my bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are far better at having twats though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few twunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A twat is a womans vulva, really tough for a bloke to be one of those but I suppose its tough to be a cunt too and men get accused of being both.

Some way a pregnant goldfish is a twat, as they lay eggs that would also be rather tough.

A twonk is more likely and most blokes can be twonks, but well meaning. After all testosterone is a hormone and like women with the curse we have our own curse of being driven to fuck everything and hence constantly having to maintain control of an erection that just constantly fights back ... Making us all twonks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event"

Naaa some women are just as good as the guys its evens I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A twat is a womans vulva, really tough for a bloke to be one of those but I suppose its tough to be a cunt too and men get accused of being both.

Some way a pregnant goldfish is a twat, as they lay eggs that would also be rather tough.

Fking hell lighten up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event

You should loosen up some time. You never know, you might like it"

So hard when I am on the flying trapeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Manc's ooop north, I'm just a run of the mill Derby twat

Anything north of Watford is northern to Londoners "
looks like the north is making inroads. it used to north was anything above watford gap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Manc's ooop north, I'm just a run of the mill Derby twat

Anything north of Watford is northern to Londoners looks like the north is making inroads. it used to north was anything above watford gap"

Geography is not my forte isn't one a place and the other a shit hole service station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was a term of endearment, I always getting called one

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Who you calling a twat

If the cap fits

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you're just picking on me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no, when I dress as a girl im still a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A twat is a womans vulva, really tough for a bloke to be one of those but I suppose its tough to be a cunt too and men get accused of being both.

Some way a pregnant goldfish is a twat, as they lay eggs that would also be rather tough.

Have you thought of trying bromide?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who you calling a twat

If the cap fits

you're just picking on me now

No but I can if you want me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event"

Is being a dumbass to to generalize a woman thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I think both genders can be twats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about twit,that's a much nicer word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I think both genders can be twats..."

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no i'm a bitch at times but never a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems on here it is an Olympic

Event"

Not at all.There are a lot of attention seeking female twats around as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lot of discrimination going on here. no one has mentioned the paratwats. not to be confused with jedward. they are the doubles champions yep a pair o twats xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *how m3 the ropesMan
over a year ago

llanelli

Class 3 events

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it took a long time to be able to act like a 1st rate twat so im proud of it

him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course not. Women can be twats as well as have one.

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