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Making alone time extra special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So as I've been browsing tonight and getting progressively more turned on I was just settling down to take "care o' thangs" when the thought hit me that a quick bash of the Bishop would be pretty unspectacular (dont take that as no magic is happening because when I get down to it shit happens mmkay!).

So my question is, how do you jazz up your "personal" time? What are your go to moves when you want to experience some executive masturbation?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Try hanging upside down whilst wanking.

I've not done it myself, but I'm interested in how it turns out. Remember not to cry out when you shoot your load.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm more GALMI than DIY.

I think you should put on a satin elbow length glove. That will give your alone time some class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot gay porn and cold Ben&Jerry's works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some nail polish on and numb my hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah Ive kind of done an upside down one, although I wasnt hanging. That was just being young and bored though, just ended up making a mess and thinking it was a silly idea at the time lol.

I do like that satin glove, although I think I'd opt for a top hat and a monocle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i often fantasise about our fantasies - never want to stop then - or replay a good meet in my mind - mmmmmmmmm

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I tend to select my toys and lay them out ready to use, put some hardcore pornography on (I do rather enjoy some gay porn but occasionally venture into the group sex and bizarre categories). I get into a comfortable position which is generally something halfway between sitting and laying down. Then I go for it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ah Ive kind of done an upside down one, although I wasnt hanging. That was just being young and bored though, just ended up making a mess and thinking it was a silly idea at the time lol.

I do like that satin glove, although I think I'd opt for a top hat and a monocle! "

Capital idea, old chap. I approve. You'll look fantastic with a top hat, monocle and a satin glove. Nothing else, mind - you don't want to go OTT.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha sounds well thought out! If I do ever want to go fancy I do have a few toys but I tend to always coincide that with a shower, makes the clean up a hell of a lot easier!

Also do you girls dig gay porn? (I feel this could be a whole other post but my curiosity is piqued!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do believe you're forgetting the sparkly bow tie my dear!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Gay porn can be fun. I like some TG porn, myself.

I think you should now consider doing a pic of you in a top hat and a monocle, as it would be rather unique.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I do believe you're forgetting the sparkly bow tie my dear! "

I feel that the sparkly bow tie would cheapen the whole outfit. Go with the black bow tie undone and hanging nonchalantly around your neck.

I have only seen gay porn once and I preferred it to anything I have seen with men and women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha if I had that gear I would totally be doing it right now, have to perfect my nonchalant demeanour!

Hmm alright I'll give you that (slowly places sparkly spinning bow tie back in its box...:S).

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Haha if I had that gear I would totally be doing it right now, have to perfect my nonchalant demeanour!

Hmm alright I'll give you that (slowly places sparkly spinning bow tie back in its box...:S). "

Aw, you're a little sweetie. I hope you find a novel way to get that executive feeling.

Of course you could go the GALMI route - I'm sure you would be inundated with offers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah nothing gets a guy more empowered than being a lil sweetie! lol.

Ummm soooo what is the GALMI route? I have not heard of this

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ah nothing gets a guy more empowered than being a lil sweetie! lol.

Ummm soooo what is the GALMI route? I have not heard of this "

Get a little man in. It works for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I feel you're breaking my definition of personal time lol.

Is this like an easy to use service? Is there a GALWI equivalent? I need to go find the Yellow Pages.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I feel you're breaking my definition of personal time lol.

Is this like an easy to use service? Is there a GALWI equivalent? I need to go find the Yellow Pages. "

I think your equivalent would be GAL-Me Now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha dont tempt me woman!!!!

All this forum talk has meant its suddenly far later than I thought and I missed out on executive time!

.....Tomorrow might get crazy... Wonder if anywhere does one day delivery on fine eye pieces...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Haha dont tempt me woman!!!!

All this forum talk has meant its suddenly far later than I thought and I missed out on executive time!

.....Tomorrow might get crazy... Wonder if anywhere does one day delivery on fine eye pieces... "
Get a little man in with that piece and it'll be there in no time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah nothing gets a guy more empowered than being a lil sweetie! lol.

Ummm soooo what is the GALMI route? I have not heard of this

Get a little man in. It works for me. "

Midget fetish?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Gay porn is my fave at the moment with my lovely small purple toy.... 10 mins later.... Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gay porn is my fave at the moment with my lovely small purple toy.... 10 mins later.... Thank you very much "

Works that well? Well who woulda thunk it. Most girls Ive talked to have no interest in guy on guy. The more you know eh?

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