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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know ![]() ![]() Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden. | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know ![]() ![]() I'll have to inspect it sometime ![]() | |||
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"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics. Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooops sorry thread mis-use.......... Flabberdasher! | |||
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