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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

for the person above. Make it as daft and implausible as you can and play nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for the person above. Make it as daft and implausible as you can and play nice. "

Comedian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dwarf

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Zipper tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dwarf"

That's not a profession!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zipper tester"

Ceiling inspector.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zeppelin inflator....

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mobile gravy making service, for all of your gravy needs. At the drop of an email (app pending) they will arrive at yours, mix some gravy and then vanish (along with a small potted plant they took a shine to).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zipper tester

Ceiling inspector."

Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micky Mouses glove manufaxturer

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By *ristol Fun 13Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Goalkeeper judging on the size of his hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for the person above. Make it as daft and implausible as you can and play nice.

Comedian."

Oh no! It didn't delete! I was way to fast with my answer. Tina I'm very sorry.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Professional apologist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional apologist.

"

Cricket umpire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dwarf

That's not a profession!"

Try telling Warwick Davies that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zipper tester

Ceiling inspector.

Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-)"

I can fill the cracks thank you.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Zipper tester

Ceiling inspector.

Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-)

I can fill the cracks thank you. "

lap dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dwarf

That's not a profession!

Try telling Warwick Davies that "

He's an actor for goodness sakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dwarf

That's not a profession!

Try telling Warwick Davies that

He's an actor for goodness sakes."

But he always plays a small part

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Impersonating Kenneth Williams on voiceovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop messing about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zipper tester

Ceiling inspector.

Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-)

I can fill the cracks thank you. "

Storm Trooper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impersonating Kenneth Williams on voiceovers "

Tabular technician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zipper tester

Ceiling inspector.

Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-)

I can fill the cracks thank you.

Storm Trooper."

That's cheating - you know that's my job already. Lol

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Driver of the Pope Mobile.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Driver of the Pope Mobile. "

Leonardos life vest for the titanic remake...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Works in a factory punching the holes in crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

horn polisher

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"horn polisher"

sky hook manufacturer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

garibaldi biscuit currant insertor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Department store mannequin.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"garibaldi biscuit currant insertor"

as long as they don't mind a faint smell of vomit - I hate garibaldi lol

Welders spark catcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/07/14 22:45:30]

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Department store mannequin."

childrens story book narrator

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Submersible biscuit taster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Department store mannequin.

childrens story book narrator"

Stormtrooper un-dresser.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Submersible biscuit taster "

responsible for the crayons to colour in all the party ring biscuits. (more pink ones please )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Submersible biscuit taster "

bubble maker for a Lemonade company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncer at the local confessional

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Department store mannequin.

childrens story book narrator

Stormtrooper un-dresser."

The queens purse carrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melon squeezer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Melon squeezer x"

Porn movie fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ice cube recycler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Melon squeezer x

Porn movie fluffer "

Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Temperature checker

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Melon squeezer x

Porn movie fluffer

Mmmm"

Agent Provocateur model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Melon squeezer x

Porn movie fluffer

Mmmm

Agent Provocateur model"

.

Imp catcher

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Melon squeezer x

Porn movie fluffer

Mmmm

Agent Provocateur model"

Satans secretary (just for the username)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Matchday mascot at Pittodrie Stadium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Matchday mascot at Pittodrie Stadium "

Nottingham Forest supporters club CEO

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Matchday mascot at Pittodrie Stadium "

eeewwwww never pittodrie

Circus ringmaster.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"Matchday mascot at Pittodrie Stadium

Nottingham Forest supporters club CEO "

a can can girl at a proper burlesque show

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Lady of the manor.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady of the manor.x"

Game keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee keeper

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Bee keeper "

A baker of sexy novelty cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural spring water make-up designer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desi princess - host of a UK version of Rupaul's Dragrace?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Desi princess - host of a UK version of Rupaul's Dragrace? "

Cheesy Puff inflator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wart freezer for local clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bouncy castle tester

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"bouncy castle tester"

bicycle stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Optician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Optician"
abba tribute act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snap and crackle inserter for rice crispies. (The pops are put in later, union rules)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Quality control inspector on a 100's & 1000's production line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quality control inspector on a 100's & 1000's production line "

A shepherd

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Second hand car salesman

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Wizard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wizard"

Daisy collector

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose Petal Distributor

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Arsene Wenger impersonator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha "Arsene Wenger impersonator" is great!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Rose Petal Distributor "

Is that a euphemism ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!"

Ask and ye shall know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose Petal Distributor "

"Is that a euphemism?"

Not intended. I suppose I could have if I had used "Clitoria Petal Distributor"

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!

Ask and ye shall know "

I'm asking...

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


""Rose Petal Distributor "

"Is that a euphemism?"

Not intended. I suppose I could have if I had used "Clitoria Petal Distributor" "

Grown in my lady garden .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rose Petal Distributor "

"Is that a euphemism?"

Not intended. I suppose I could have if I had used "Clitoria Petal Distributor"

Grown in my lady garden .

Cultivated and proliferated there, yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsenal FC team coach

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Gucci hand model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manikin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A desk tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A desk tidy."
an apron model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A desk tidy."

A naked chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stevoslady

Lipstick model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stocking stretcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A desk tidy.

A naked chef"

Lipizzan ... Ooopps missed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stocking stretcher"

Stretcher didn't think my legs were that big!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skyalark

Butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

candlestick maker

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By *orrow my wifeCouple
over a year ago

Brighton


"Skyalark

Butler"

Escort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spy

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By *orrow my wifeCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Tv repairer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tv repairer"

I aint repairing no Trasnvestites

OK my turn, lion tamer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pea sheller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pea sheller"
international woman of mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drag queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cigarette model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra designer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i prefer yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pea shellerinternational woman of mystery"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"drag queen"
.cocktail tester ~Sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

demolition expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"demolition expert"

Sayyyy.... have you been to my house???? it's like you know me.

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Human chess piece on a giant board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Window cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floatation device on airplanes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Human chess piece on a giant board. "

Ohhh the irony of Tina calling me a chest piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lots of bounce in me

Like bouncing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!

Ask and ye shall know

I'm asking..."

You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!

Ask and ye shall know

I'm asking...

You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers "

Rock Police - dedicated to the eradication of wimpy pop-rock bands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!

Ask and ye shall know

I'm asking...

You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers

Rock Police - dedicated to the eradication of wimpy pop-rock bands."

love it

You, well you'll be a pemon squeezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*lemon

Got over excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!

Ask and ye shall know

I'm asking...

You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers

Rock Police - dedicated to the eradication of wimpy pop-rock bands."

Dildo collector

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"*lemon

Got over excited "

Hahaha, so I see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*lemon

Got over excited

Hahaha, so I see!

"

Its the way you squeeze my lemon

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"*lemon

Got over excited

Hahaha, so I see!

Its the way you squeeze my lemon "

You've got a woman who knows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*lemon

Got over excited

Hahaha, so I see!

Its the way you squeeze my lemon

You've got a woman who knows..."

Take my hand child, come with me...

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!

Ask and ye shall know

I'm asking...

You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers "

Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"*lemon

Got over excited

Hahaha, so I see!

Its the way you squeeze my lemon

You've got a woman who knows...

Take my hand child, come with me...

"

Over the hills and far away???

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!

Ask and ye shall know

I'm asking...

You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers

Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden."

Fairy Dancer then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional Dolphin Flogger.

Tired of your dolphin giving you cheek, spitting at you and going unflogged? Contact Frisky Made for immediate service.

For just £19.99 +VAT she will come to your aquarium and thrash the little blighter with a variety of implements until you are completely satisfied.

No porpoises.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Private investigator,

well thats whats on her business card reall a nurse at a vd clinic,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics.

Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics.

Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing "

Naked sushi model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing.

Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!

Ask and ye shall know

I'm asking...

You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers

Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden."

I'll have to inspect it sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*lemon

Got over excited

Hahaha, so I see!

Its the way you squeeze my lemon

You've got a woman who knows...

Take my hand child, come with me...

Over the hills and far away???

"

No, its to a castle I will take you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics.

Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing

Naked sushi model "

Elixer mixer

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"*lemon

Got over excited

Hahaha, so I see!

Its the way you squeeze my lemon

You've got a woman who knows...

Take my hand child, come with me...

Over the hills and far away???

No, its to a castle I will take you "

Haha, yea, and we all know what happens there!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics.

Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing

Naked sushi model

Elixer mixer"

Ooops sorry thread mis-use..........

Flabberdasher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stallion fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*lemon

Got over excited

Hahaha, so I see!

Its the way you squeeze my lemon

You've got a woman who knows...

Take my hand child, come with me...

Over the hills and far away???

No, its to a castle I will take you

Haha, yea, and we all know what happens there!!

"

I give you every inch of my love??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stallion fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stallion fluffer"

Glove model and donut taster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glamour model and sugar licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glamour model and sugar licker"

You know me. Always got my tits out. Lol.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Glamour model and sugar licker

You know me. Always got my tits out. Lol. "

(can't see your profile) swimsuit model

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over a year ago


"Glamour model and sugar licker

You know me. Always got my tits out. Lol.

(can't see your profile) swimsuit model"

Visual Viagra at the impedance clinic

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over a year ago


"Glamour model and sugar licker

You know me. Always got my tits out. Lol.

(can't see your profile) swimsuit model"

Visual Viagra at the impedance clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meatball measurer for Subway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut sizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coconut sizer"

Mystery shopper for a well known ladies underwear retailer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polka player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freezer repair man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freezer repair man"

Drill Sergent

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Freezer repair man

Drill Sergent "

miss world organizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freezer repair man

Drill Sergent miss world organizer

"

Cucumber Size Inspector for Waitrose

...only the finest!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Former Harlem Globetrotter, now a ball girl at Wimbledon FC and also a linejudge at the Tennis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redundant mannekin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moon sheriff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tissue tester !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tummywipe substitute

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Guy wearing Fez to the right of phonebox in the next series of the Sweeney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tummywipe substitute"

Global MI5 Co-Ordinator/Spy extraordinaire

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