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"for the person above. Make it as daft and implausible as you can and play nice. " Comedian. | |||
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"Zipper tester Ceiling inspector." Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-) | |||
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"dwarf That's not a profession!" Try telling Warwick Davies that | |||
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"Zipper tester Ceiling inspector. Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-)" I can fill the cracks thank you. | |||
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"Zipper tester Ceiling inspector. Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-) I can fill the cracks thank you. " lap dancer | |||
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"dwarf That's not a profession! Try telling Warwick Davies that " He's an actor for goodness sakes. | |||
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"dwarf That's not a profession! Try telling Warwick Davies that He's an actor for goodness sakes." But he always plays a small part | |||
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"Zipper tester Ceiling inspector. Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-) I can fill the cracks thank you. " Storm Trooper. | |||
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"Impersonating Kenneth Williams on voiceovers " Tabular technician | |||
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"Zipper tester Ceiling inspector. Complete with pot of artex in case there are cracks;-) I can fill the cracks thank you. Storm Trooper." That's cheating - you know that's my job already. Lol | |||
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"Driver of the Pope Mobile. " Leonardos life vest for the titanic remake... | |||
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"horn polisher" sky hook manufacturer | |||
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"garibaldi biscuit currant insertor" as long as they don't mind a faint smell of vomit - I hate garibaldi lol Welders spark catcher. | |||
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"Department store mannequin." childrens story book narrator | |||
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"Department store mannequin. childrens story book narrator" Stormtrooper un-dresser. | |||
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"Submersible biscuit taster " responsible for the crayons to colour in all the party ring biscuits. (more pink ones please ) | |||
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"Submersible biscuit taster " bubble maker for a Lemonade company | |||
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"Department store mannequin. childrens story book narrator Stormtrooper un-dresser." The queens purse carrier | |||
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"Bee keeper " A baker of sexy novelty cakes. | |||
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"bouncy castle tester" bicycle stand | |||
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"Rose Petal Distributor " Is that a euphemism ? | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam!" Ask and ye shall know | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know " I'm asking... | |||
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""Rose Petal Distributor " "Is that a euphemism?" Not intended. I suppose I could have if I had used "Clitoria Petal Distributor" " Grown in my lady garden . | |||
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"Stocking stretcher" Stretcher didn't think my legs were that big!! | |||
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"Tv repairer" I aint repairing no Trasnvestites OK my turn, lion tamer | |||
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"demolition expert" Sayyyy.... have you been to my house???? it's like you know me. | |||
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"Human chess piece on a giant board. " Ohhh the irony of Tina calling me a chest piece | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know I'm asking..." You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know I'm asking... You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers " Rock Police - dedicated to the eradication of wimpy pop-rock bands. | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know I'm asking... You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers Rock Police - dedicated to the eradication of wimpy pop-rock bands." love it You, well you'll be a pemon squeezer | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know I'm asking... You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers Rock Police - dedicated to the eradication of wimpy pop-rock bands." Dildo collector | |||
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"*lemon Got over excited " Hahaha, so I see! | |||
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"*lemon Got over excited Hahaha, so I see! " Its the way you squeeze my lemon | |||
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"*lemon Got over excited Hahaha, so I see! Its the way you squeeze my lemon " You've got a woman who knows... | |||
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"*lemon Got over excited Hahaha, so I see! Its the way you squeeze my lemon You've got a woman who knows..." Take my hand child, come with me... | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know I'm asking... You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers " Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden. | |||
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"*lemon Got over excited Hahaha, so I see! Its the way you squeeze my lemon You've got a woman who knows... Take my hand child, come with me... " Over the hills and far away??? | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know I'm asking... You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden." Fairy Dancer then! | |||
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"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics. Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing " Naked sushi model | |||
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"Daisy collector ...? Intriguing. Erm ... Central pillar in a duvet wigwam! Ask and ye shall know I'm asking... You're collecting on behalf of the flower power necklace makers Could be. I do have a lot of daisies in my garden." I'll have to inspect it sometime | |||
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"*lemon Got over excited Hahaha, so I see! Its the way you squeeze my lemon You've got a woman who knows... Take my hand child, come with me... Over the hills and far away??? " No, its to a castle I will take you | |||
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"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics. Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing Naked sushi model " Elixer mixer | |||
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"*lemon Got over excited Hahaha, so I see! Its the way you squeeze my lemon You've got a woman who knows... Take my hand child, come with me... Over the hills and far away??? No, its to a castle I will take you " Haha, yea, and we all know what happens there!! | |||
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"Judging by the avatar only I'd say Professor of Deconstructive Linguistics In Post-Modernist Dialectics. Paid a fuck load of money to spout gibberish in a mock-intellectual super snooty manner. Anyone who flunks the 'Discuss Indeterminism And It's Effect Upon Postmodern Architiectural Post-Utopianism' test...gets ushered up into a special room and spanked hard in a kinky rubber swing Naked sushi model Elixer mixer" Ooops sorry thread mis-use.......... Flabberdasher! | |||
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"*lemon Got over excited Hahaha, so I see! Its the way you squeeze my lemon You've got a woman who knows... Take my hand child, come with me... Over the hills and far away??? No, its to a castle I will take you Haha, yea, and we all know what happens there!! " I give you every inch of my love?? | |||
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"Glamour model and sugar licker" You know me. Always got my tits out. Lol. | |||
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"Coconut sizer" Mystery shopper for a well known ladies underwear retailer. | |||
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"Freezer repair man Drill Sergent miss world organizer " Cucumber Size Inspector for Waitrose ...only the finest! | |||
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