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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a message sent to us and it said : " r u up 4 dirty fuck now ".

Unbelievable , I sometimes wonder how single men get anywhere on this site , what's the worst chat up line you've had

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pretty much the same as that one I think, off a guy obviously

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By *atcher80Man
over a year ago

The

had a girl come up to me and a group of lads in glasgow tonight and ask if i had anything to put in her small hole (turns out she wanted a iPhone 5 charger)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a message sent to us and it said : " r u up 4 dirty fuck now ".

Unbelievable , I sometimes wonder how single men get anywhere on this site , what's the worst chat up line you've had"

Well, did you fuck him or what???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had a message sent to us and it said : " r u up 4 dirty fuck now ".

Unbelievable , I sometimes wonder how single men get anywhere on this site , what's the worst chat up line you've had

Well, did you fuck him or what??? "
did the decent thing and blocked him lol

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"Just had a message sent to us and it said : " r u up 4 dirty fuck now ".

Unbelievable , I sometimes wonder how single men get anywhere on this site , what's the worst chat up line you've had

Well, did you fuck him or what??? "

was going to ask the same question phew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent a clue if its a chat up line but... u had ur tits weighed... grab them and go wayyyyy!! Destined for a twat in face lol

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Wanna fuk pig" that's our worst..... I'm sure that's not even legal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go up to them real close, look them up and down, sniff them, then say in their ear, "you'll do".

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,


""Wanna fuk pig" that's our worst..... I'm sure that's not even legal. "

Did you say im lamb not mutton?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


""Wanna fuk pig" that's our worst..... I'm sure that's not even legal.

Did you say im lamb not mutton?"

No... I said "is this kosher" ... Or at least I would have if i thought they'd understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get chat up lines in person, but the women who mostly try it on are the kind of scousers whose accents really do them no favours...

Eyyyyyyummm...

Bayyyyyub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a message sent to us and it said : " r u up 4 dirty fuck now ".

Unbelievable , I sometimes wonder how single men get anywhere on this site"

Because a few of us have some sort of vague, hazy idea of how to best approach the subject of sex with women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a better looking sister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really love to suck your cock"

Always from a guy who can't read my profile (50%) at least claiming to be str8.

I know it's yummy ....but please read profile first guys....Blocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a message sent to us and it said : " r u up 4 dirty fuck now ".

Unbelievable , I sometimes wonder how single men get anywhere on this site

Because a few of us have some sort of vague, hazy idea of how to best approach the subject of sex with women?"

Like "so... I understand you have a vagina... how's that workin for ya?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a message sent to us and it said : " r u up 4 dirty fuck now ".

Unbelievable , I sometimes wonder how single men get anywhere on this site

Because a few of us have some sort of vague, hazy idea of how to best approach the subject of sex with women?

Like "so... I understand you have a vagina... how's that workin for ya?" "

Indeed, I tried following it up with 'can I go inspect it for myself?' and she replied 'no thanks, I only need one twat in my knickers'.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


""Wanna fuk pig" that's our worst..... I'm sure that's not even legal. "

That reminds me, it's been yonks since I've watched Deliverance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's got two thumbs, speaks French and loves blow jobs?

moi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Wanna fuk pig" that's our worst..... I'm sure that's not even legal. "

Wait is he asking if you want him to be your fuck pig or is he calling you a pig and asking if you want a fuck or had babe fallen on hard times and having to pimp his rump

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Where is Johnny Bravo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine once said "I like your perfume is it that femme fresh" he got a slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine used to ask - Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

He got lots of slaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Havent a clue if its a chat up line but... u had ur tits weighed... grab them and go wayyyyy!! Destined for a twat in face lol"

Actually, If she put her twat on my face, id' count that as a win!

I've never used a chat up line of any before, outside the realms of comedy.

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