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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on a razorblade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting on a razorblade"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast crumbs on your bum ?? Not nice

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

attention seeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I injured my rotator cuff and it was agony but all better now touch wood..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fractured my finger and its still not healed in 2 months gggggr

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Twisting my knee and getting tendinitis two weeks ago. Not funny having a stiff leg for that long.

Oh and squishing your boob and sitting funny on a testicle just don't compare

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Falling over at parkrun luckily I'm so slow that no one runs with me so no one saw lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you meant toast crumbs,biscuit crumbs,crisp crumbs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? "
When you say lying funny, what do you mean?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

good on you evie ...ive watched your progress and you are one resilient woman ..you go girl ..alone or not !!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"good on you evie ...ive watched your progress and you are one resilient woman ..you go girl ..alone or not !!"

Thanks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Over 2 months off work with psoriatic arthrits, at one point I couldn't leave ma flat for over a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got something wrong with my ankle. I have pain in my Achilles tendon and even when resting I get burning pain in it.

I do walk a lot so its probably tendonitis , I knew lots of exercise was bad for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled a muscle in my back that went straight into spasm then seized. The drugs a&e have me for it were ace, though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? When you say lying funny, what do you mean? "

Well i was lying on my side.. moved but ended up squashing my boob by lying on it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? When you say lying funny, what do you mean?

Well i was lying on my side.. moved but ended up squashing my boob by lying on it"
Do your boobs not move with you then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? When you say lying funny, what do you mean?

Well i was lying on my side.. moved but ended up squashing my boob by lying on itDo your boobs not move with you then? "

Yes but they are bloomin massive

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? When you say lying funny, what do you mean?

Well i was lying on my side.. moved but ended up squashing my boob by lying on itDo your boobs not move with you then?

Yes but they are bloomin massive "
Sounds uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"attention seeking "

Right e o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on a piece of gravel in the garden with bare feet...swore like a trooper!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling flat on my face in the middle of Brighton!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Mis timed my kick start and de skinned my shIn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? When you say lying funny, what do you mean?

Well i was lying on my side.. moved but ended up squashing my boob by lying on itDo your boobs not move with you then?

Yes but they are bloomin massive Sounds uncomfortable. "

Its only cos they are heavy n sag (tragic fact of life this gravity malarky) they kinda dont move unless i pick them up..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Standing on a piece of gravel in the garden with bare feet...swore like a trooper!!"

Reminds me of lego bricks

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? When you say lying funny, what do you mean?

Well i was lying on my side.. moved but ended up squashing my boob by lying on itDo your boobs not move with you then?

Yes but they are bloomin massive Sounds uncomfortable.

Its only cos they are heavy n sag (tragic fact of life this gravity malarky) they kinda dont move unless i pick them up.. "
Wouldn't you be better wearing a bra at night then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? When you say lying funny, what do you mean?

Well i was lying on my side.. moved but ended up squashing my boob by lying on itDo your boobs not move with you then?

Yes but they are bloomin massive Sounds uncomfortable.

Its only cos they are heavy n sag (tragic fact of life this gravity malarky) they kinda dont move unless i pick them up.. Wouldn't you be better wearing a bra at night then?"

Quite often i do.. but its so hot even with windows open and a fan on i just find it more comfortable to be free and less restricted.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? When you say lying funny, what do you mean?

Well i was lying on my side.. moved but ended up squashing my boob by lying on itDo your boobs not move with you then?

Yes but they are bloomin massive Sounds uncomfortable.

Its only cos they are heavy n sag (tragic fact of life this gravity malarky) they kinda dont move unless i pick them up.. Wouldn't you be better wearing a bra at night then?

Quite often i do.. but its so hot even with windows open and a fan on i just find it more comfortable to be free and less restricted.

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Unless you lie on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..lying funny on my boobs n trying to turn over.

Guess its like a guy sitting funny on a testical..

What was your last painful experience? When you say lying funny, what do you mean?

Well i was lying on my side.. moved but ended up squashing my boob by lying on itDo your boobs not move with you then?

Yes but they are bloomin massive Sounds uncomfortable.

Its only cos they are heavy n sag (tragic fact of life this gravity malarky) they kinda dont move unless i pick them up.. Wouldn't you be better wearing a bra at night then?

Quite often i do.. but its so hot even with windows open and a fan on i just find it more comfortable to be free and less restricted.

Unless you lie on them. "

Lol true

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sitting on my GHD's while they were on... burnt the back of both my thight

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sitting on my GHD's while they were on... burnt the back of both my thight "
Ooooh you could have singed your minge.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Sitting on my GHD's while they were on... burnt the back of both my thight Ooooh you could have singed your minge. "

... luckily... I had just been for a wax

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm glad my boobs sent that big, its bad enough having them my size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropped my iPad on my face as I snoozed off....got a bloody fat lip now

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By *uiet confidenceMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Banjo string. Still wince every time I think about it.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Cut myself while shaving balls

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