FabSwingers.com forum: Hoover shoes

By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m watching a program and theres a bonkers guy whos invented / made Hoover shoes,

at first I thought brilliant,,,,

Then I realised I did that with my vacuumn,

So thinking caps on folks I m after Labour saving devices that I can make,

or a person to do my chores,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You wear your vacuum?

I'm watching it too.

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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"You wear your vacuum?

I'm watching it too.

Thats hose incident was an accident as my medical records will show,

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

So you mean you wear them and you can float around your house and reach high objects ?

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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"So you mean you wear them and you can float around your house and reach high objects ?"

Nah,, these suck not blow,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So you mean you wear them and you can float around your house and reach high objects ?"

That would be hover shoes and they would be better (for me anyway). These just make cleaning the floor harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might make for some interesting footjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Hoover shoes!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Like most geniuses he is a tad nuts

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What are hoover shoes?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want Hoover shoes! "

How are you going to do under the bed? You'd have to limbo.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What are hoover shoes?

Shoes with suction to clean the floors.

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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Like most geniuses he is a tad nuts"

Barking bonkers,, I want the old folks mobility scooter,

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What are hoover shoes?

Shoes with suction to clean the floors.

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how strange much easier for me to stick the hose round the back of the settee than me pulling it right out and walking behind it lol

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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I want Hoover shoes!

How are you going to do under the bed? You'd have to limbo.

Think like a man lickety,,

have your bed on a hoist mechanism,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want Hoover shoes!

How are you going to do under the bed? You'd have to limbo.

Think like a man lickety,,

have your bed on a hoist mechanism,

Of course! I knew I was doing something wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want Hoover shoes!

How are you going to do under the bed? You'd have to limbo.

That's easy I will just take them off and chuck them under

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