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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sing a song a syphilis

fanny fulla crabs

4+20 blackheads

twice as man scabs

when they all pop open

crabs begin to swim

wasnt that a manky muff to put your willy in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy is now very green and writing this with his head firmly down the bog xxx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Soapy is now very green and writing this with his head firmly down the bog xxx "

talented man!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jack chased jill up the hill

to have a look at her fanny

imagine jacks shock when he saw her COCK

cos Jill was a PRE OP TRANNY

GAWD SHOWING MA AGE NOW LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the tune of "Yesterday"

Leprosy- pieces keep on falling off of me

I'm not half the man I used to be-

Oh I have got leprosy-

Syphalis- it all started witha simple kiss, now it hurts me when I take a piss-

oh I have got syphalis.....

Sick I know :o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and everywhere that Mary went

the boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt

'twas split right up the front

...But she didn't wear that one often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too, cause he was gay

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE


"Sing a song a syphilis

fanny fulla crabs

4+20 blackheads

twice as man scabs

when they all pop open

crabs begin to swim

wasnt that a manky muff to put your willy in

"

freddy here is pewking,he read about your crabs.

he had to have a shower to washaway the sick.

and while he was a washing he was playin with his dick.

he stroked once or twice,and then he stroked some more.

and by the time he finished,the cum was onthe floor.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard

to fetch her poor doggy a bone

But when she got there

The cupboard was bare

So he gave her a bone of his own.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Mary had a little cat

She kept it in a bucket

and every time in clambered out

the do would try to ...

Put it back in again!

(just can't think of a rhyme for that last bit! )

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Mary had a little pig

she couldn't stop it gruntin'

she took it down the garden path

and kicked the little *unt in.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Mary had a little lamb

It ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up it's ass

and turned it's wool to nylon

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a cat

I've often seen her little lamb

But I've never examined her gynaecologically.

(I think I might have mis-remembered that one)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men,

said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hickory dickory dock

the mouse ran up the clock

the mouse ran down his arse was brown

and so was the cuckoo's cock

boom boom

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