Bloody birds!

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just had to chase a wee birdie outta the house after it flew in the window...coupla days ago I had to rescue a seagull chick that fell through the velux window in the bathroom...bird shit all over the joint again...times like this, I miss having a man about the house to so I can be all girly and shriek and get a bloke to save me from marauding beasties...any volunteers for macho men duties?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just had to chase a wee birdie outta the house after it flew in the window...coupla days ago I had to rescue a seagull chick that fell through the velux window in the bathroom...bird shit all over the joint again...times like this, I miss having a man about the house to so I can be all girly and shriek and get a bloke to save me from marauding beasties...any volunteers for macho men duties?

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Obviously a bunch of wusses online Caz.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not sure about the butch bit, but more than happy to lend a hand as long as I don't brake a nail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd you don't mind the feathery fecker flying round for the duration of my 3 hour drive................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know someone who had a Stirling trapped in their chimney breast,, he ended up knocking a hole in the wall to get it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kill it n make a pie

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought you had a cat?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Alfred Hitchcock comes to mind

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