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"Tomorrow is my grans 94th birthday, its also Spains first match at the same time the birthday shenanigans start.......now do i come up with some piss poor excuse and miss my grans birthday and go later, bearing in mind shes goes to bed at 6pm, and shes the gran from hell, or should i watch the highlights of the match later? ![]() ![]() She is ya gran, you never know how long people are gonna be around and I think you are the kind of person who would never forgive yourself if you did not see her 95th Birthday ![]() | |||
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"Tell her ya new bloke is playing for Spain and you want to show him to her. ![]() ![]() note the "gran from hell" comment in original post, shes 4 ft 10" of irish hellfire n brimstone, nearly deaf and an eastenders addict, oh and i need to point out it takes half an hour to fight your way through the statues of our lady,the scared heart, and numerous copies of " The catholic times " ![]() | |||
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"Tell her ya new bloke is playing for Spain and you want to show him to her. ![]() ![]() ![]() there you go then, get her supporting Spain - hugely catholic country! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do both! Get your Gran watching the match, she can look at the footballers thighs. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() oh shes all there with her cough drops, she would rather stick pins in her eyes i suspect ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do both! Get your Gran watching the match, she can look at the footballers thighs. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well there you go, problem solved, just take some pins with you! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do both! Get your Gran watching the match, she can look at the footballers thighs. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ive run out used em all on my mini Cristiano Ronaldo wax dolly ![]() | |||
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"Do both! Get your Gran watching the match, she can look at the footballers thighs. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, best leave them there, although he's already played today so maybe you don't need them again for another 6/7 days? | |||
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"If you like I will come around to ya Grans and do a snoga gram...Then whilst I have me tongue in her gob you can watch the footie....Jobs a goodun... ![]() ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ![]() | |||
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"I donno i know you will go to grandmas house in the morning.! Bloody not fair i am not allowed to visit her! ![]() ![]() she has some very scary pics of me that you aint seeing!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Go ta the party its only bloody football not exactly gonna miss much are ya 22grown overpaid men fighting over a modern pigs bladder ya couldnt make it up Ill tell ya what will happen so ya dont fret One team will win the other or it will be a draw simples xxx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i am going...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wish id have said bigbad could come now, he could have sat n chatted with her while i nipped into the lounge to watch the footie ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Go ta the party its only bloody football not exactly gonna miss much are ya 22grown overpaid men fighting over a modern pigs bladder ya couldnt make it up Ill tell ya what will happen so ya dont fret One team will win the other or it will be a draw simples xxx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Eye thats the thing about _ig bad hes great with old women xx ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Go ta the party its only bloody football not exactly gonna miss much are ya 22grown overpaid men fighting over a modern pigs bladder ya couldnt make it up Ill tell ya what will happen so ya dont fret One team will win the other or it will be a draw simples xxx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well my gran is very scary.....he wouldnt be scared ![]() | |||
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