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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have not bothered to get dressed after my shower.....so sat here still nekkid.....

tractor just drove past window, I stood up waving my todger...hoping it would be the farmer's daughter who trundles past quite regularly.....just my luck......whe i looked out it was her dad staring in at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

starin'... or comparin' ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may take it as a signal to pop round later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OoooooOOOOoooooo Stu, and if he knows it's usually his daughter who drives past he'll be wonder if you always wave like that and will be back to maybe give you two barrels later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an easy one to get out of Stu...

If he comes round with a shotgun asking if you've been interfering with his daughter you reply thus:

"As you are known for your temper, and the fact that you own a shotgun, your daughter said if I didn't fuck her she'd tell you I did, so I thought if I'm gonna be hung I might as well be guilty. Now, would you like a pint of cider?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lesson of the day - never shake your todger at tractors !!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You only have to worry if he comes back towing his thresher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You only have to worry if he comes back towing his thresher "

oooooh....i do like a good threshing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have not bothered to get dressed after my shower.....so sat here still nekkid.....

tractor just drove past window, I stood up waving my todger...hoping it would be the farmer's daughter who trundles past quite regularly.....just my luck......whe i looked out it was her dad staring in at me "

it's a good job you were not muck spreading as you were waving it !!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I knows a farmer

I knows him well

He has a daughter her name is onell

Now she was so pretty and only sixteen

Until i showed the works of my thrashing machine

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I knows a farmer

I knows him well

He has a daughter her name is onell

Now she was so pretty and only sixteen

Until i showed the works of my thrashing machine"

i'll have a pint of whatever Diamnonds been drinking

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I have not bothered to get dressed after my shower.....so sat here still nekkid.....

tractor just drove past window, I stood up waving my todger...hoping it would be the farmer's daughter who trundles past quite regularly.....just my luck......whe i looked out it was her dad staring in at me "

he probably didnt see anything,at that distance. nice to have you back stu.

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