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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.

You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???

Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?

Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???

Just wondering . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a Lelo one that increases in intensity tge more the remote is shaken! They were not cheap though!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.

You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???

Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?

Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???

Just wondering . . . "

The dildo that works on kinetic energy is called a cock.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.

You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???

Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?

Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???

Just wondering . . .

The dildo that works on kinetic energy is called a cock.

"

Yea but you cant wash it, take the batteries out and put in a drawer after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one. It's called a man

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Oi what is this, pick on the men night..?

shocking I tells ya..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oi what is this, pick on the men night..?

shocking I tells ya.. "

I'm not picking on men but you know I'd pick you.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Oi what is this, pick on the men night..?

shocking I tells ya..

I'm not picking on men but you know I'd pick you.

"

ouch

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I made a giant lego piece from an egg carton, does that count?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oi what is this, pick on the men night..?

shocking I tells ya..

I'm not picking on men but you know I'd pick you.

ouch"

I won't pick you then.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Oi what is this, pick on the men night..?

shocking I tells ya..

I'm not picking on men but you know I'd pick you.

ouch

I won't pick you then. "

doh..

bugger n bollocks..

note to self, read the bloody thread properly..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.

You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???

Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?

Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???

Just wondering . . .

The dildo that works on kinetic energy is called a cock.

"

Where do I get one? Ideally one that will make my life more enjoyable rather than giving me grief?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok there must be someone on here who is handy at making stuff.

You know those torches that run on kinetic energy . . you shake them vigourously to get them to work ???

Well, why isn't there a dildo that works on the same principle ?

Battery free .. the more you use it, the longer it goes ???

Just wondering . . .

The dildo that works on kinetic energy is called a cock.

Where do I get one? Ideally one that will make my life more enjoyable rather than giving me grief? "

It's not always convenient as they don't live in a box by the bed but I have found certain clubs useful for sourcing a variety of shapes and sizes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cock usually attached to a man ... not always a welcome addition

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Cock usually attached to a man ... not always a welcome addition "

Not always but they can go and get the strawberries from the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock usually attached to a man ... not always a welcome addition

Not always but they can go and get the strawberries from the fridge.

"

A good and valid point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made a giant lego piece from an egg carton, does that count? "

That's so cool!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Stick one on to a bike seat, the harder you pedal, the greater the thrust up, and you also get to arrive with a big smile on your face. No need for shaking it up by hand, let your legs power it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Stick one on to a bike seat, the harder you pedal, the greater the thrust up, and you also get to arrive with a big smile on your face. No need for shaking it up by hand, let your legs power it. "

Sexercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm... I brought my idea of the Nipple Warmer to the Apprentice... For women whose nipples get so hard that even when wearing a bra they still show... Many women are self conscious about that... Enter the Nipple Warmer... Uses a technology that warms the nipples so that they can't pop out when it's cold... But Sir Alan Sugar shot it down... So I'm not sure that if i invented such dildo I would get funding lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hmmm... I brought my idea of the Nipple Warmer to the Apprentice... For women whose nipples get so hard that even when wearing a bra they still show... Many women are self conscious about that... Enter the Nipple Warmer... Uses a technology that warms the nipples so that they can't pop out when it's cold... But Sir Alan Sugar shot it down... So I'm not sure that if i invented such dildo I would get funding lol "

Possum nipple warmers already exist. Next!

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