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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

These are arguments you have in the car.

Tell us about your best/worst cargument.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Don't have them we don't argue

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I could tell you about a vanument or a bikeument, but nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious when you get behind one.. arms flailing and heads bobbing... bless em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teaching my first wife to drive at a cardrome, kept saying slow down then SLOWFUCKINDOWN...bang crash wallop we're upside down n shes complaining that i shouted at Her

Gimp

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Teaching my first wife to drive at a cardrome, kept saying slow down then SLOWFUCKINDOWN...bang crash wallop we're upside down n shes complaining that i shouted at Her

Gimp"

What's a cardrome?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hilarious when you get behind one.. arms flailing and heads bobbing... bless em."

I am always torn between overtaking and get away from them or hanging back as I am convinced there will be an accident if it gets any worse.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Teaching my first wife to drive at a cardrome, kept saying slow down then SLOWFUCKINDOWN...bang crash wallop we're upside down n shes complaining that i shouted at Her

Gimp

What's a cardrome?

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its like proper roads and everything but on private land

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

An ex ....we drove to the south of France, he pissed me off .....I left him

He deserved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teaching my first wife to drive at a cardrome, kept saying slow down then SLOWFUCKINDOWN...bang crash wallop we're upside down n shes complaining that i shouted at Her

Gimp

What's a cardrome?

its like proper roads and everything but on private land

As Diamond says.

Supposedly safer driving

Gimp

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Never had one, I know who's boss.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

On holidays, we used to take it in turns to choose the tape for the car and I remember some spectacular debates over the merits of Alvin Lee, The Beatles and ELO.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I learned to drive in an ex Army Land Rover whilst at school.

I was in the CCF and we stripped it down (every last nut & bolt)in the Autumn Term, rebuilt it in the Spring, then spent all Monday afternoons in the Summer driving it round the school estate

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"An ex ....we drove to the south of France, he pissed me off .....I left him

He deserved it"

You left him in France?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I drove my ex home one night when he was pi**ed.

Cheeky so an so criticized my parking!!!!

Could have rammed the keys up his arse!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"On holidays, we used to take it in turns to choose the tape for the car and I remember some spectacular debates over the merits of Alvin Lee, The Beatles and ELO.

Who won?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I learned to drive in an ex Army Land Rover whilst at school.

I was in the CCF and we stripped it down (every last nut & bolt)in the Autumn Term, rebuilt it in the Spring, then spent all Monday afternoons in the Summer driving it round the school estate

Where's the argument?

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

My ex was the worst passenger. Constantly moaning and 'advising' in a more than slightly patronising tone. The only thing that made it amusing, rather than irritating, was that he didn't even drive.... Never even had a lesson. What a douche!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn left"

*i turn left

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING"

"You said turn left?"

"I meant the other left"

"You mean the Right"

"Stop fucking patronising me"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"On holidays, we used to take it in turns to choose the tape for the car and I remember some spectacular debates over the merits of Alvin Lee, The Beatles and ELO.

Who won?"

My dad, as his word was law. However, it was always a pyric victory.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

""Turn left"

*i turn left

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING"

"You said turn left?"

"I meant the other left"

"You mean the Right"

"Stop fucking patronising me"

I use this way and that way. Although today I used the word "right" meaning "correct" when indicating us going left and that caused a tut.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

""Turn left"

*i turn left

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING"

"You said turn left?"

"I meant the other left"

"You mean the Right"

"Stop fucking patronising me"

I use this way and that way. Although today I used the word "right" meaning "correct" when indicating us going left and that caused a tut.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay does still asks me which way to go although he knows I can't tell my left from right, brilliant since he gave in and got satnav

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

""Turn left"

*i turn left

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING"

"You said turn left?"

"I meant the other left"

"You mean the Right"

"Stop fucking patronising me"

I use this way and that way. Although today I used the word "right" meaning "correct" when indicating us going left and that caused a tut.

Go on, get it off your chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend cannot tell her left from her right, heaven knows how she passed her driving test.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Jay does still asks me which way to go although he knows I can't tell my left from right, brilliant since he gave in and got satnav

I don't understand SatNav as it says things like "in 500 whatevers turn left". 1) I don't know how far away 500 whatevers is; 2) If I'm going fast then 500 whatevers will appear sooner than I expect and; 3) which way is left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sat nav and I have some wonderful ding dongs.

I hate the way she says recalculating!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My sat nav and I have some wonderful ding dongs.

I hate the way she says recalculating!!!

I'd throw her out of the window.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Exwife n I was on holiday seeing family in Greenock in Scotland we were going to go up Aberdeen to see friends for a few days she was driving (we went up in her saab convertible.) top down. off we trot on M8 i was giving directions (preSatnav) i drove up Banf (north of Aberdeen weekly) anyway i was navigating got to Dundee stopped for a look around so then i said in going for a kip (hungover) she said ok,i told her how to get north FF 2hours i wakes up wifey still driving, we pass a sighn saying Carlisle, Gretna green... It took me about 5 mins to work out WTF was goin on... Then the hellfire of all arguments followed by me driving up to Aberdeen.. We dint talk for two bloody days after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jay does still asks me which way to go although he knows I can't tell my left from right, brilliant since he gave in and got satnav

Does it not have Arrows on the visual display ?

Gimp

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Jay does still asks me which way to go although he knows I can't tell my left from right, brilliant since he gave in and got satnav

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the one jays got says the distance and then says next turning and even I've got time to work out my left from my right by then, plus it show you on the map on the screen

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Jay does still asks me which way to go although he knows I can't tell my left from right, brilliant since he gave in and got satnav

Does it not have Arrows on the visual display ?

Gimp"
all the ones I've seen have

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Jay does still asks me which way to go although he knows I can't tell my left from right, brilliant since he gave in and got satnav

Does it not have Arrows on the visual display ?

Gimp"

I couldn't be looking at an arrow and the road properly.

I am thinking of giving in and getting one as everyone now gives directions just with the postcode. I currently look up the postcode online before I go and work it out the old fashioned map.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old fb hitting the breaks just as I tried to take a drink, it went everywhere then he moaned at me for messing his car up

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My old fb hitting the breaks just as I tried to take a drink, it went everywhere then he moaned at me for messing his car up

Of course that was your fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My old fb hitting the breaks just as I tried to take a drink, it went everywhere then he moaned at me for messing his car up

Of course that was your fault. "

I nearly killed him! It's always my fault, like time he left his brolly in the car and it pissed it down.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My old fb hitting the breaks just as I tried to take a drink, it went everywhere then he moaned at me for messing his car up

Of course that was your fault.

I nearly killed him! It's always my fault, like time he left his brolly in the car and it pissed it down."

You obviously made it rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My old fb hitting the breaks just as I tried to take a drink, it went everywhere then he moaned at me for messing his car up

What an asshole!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no room for an argument in my car while I'm driving. It's my car, you don't like it? Walk....

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my daughter wont buy me a sat nav for xmas because she said ,theres no point Mum you will just argue with it and do what you want anyway .once stopped the car in the middle of the high street and got out with the keys and walked off,leaving my ex to work out how to get home without the keys

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"my daughter wont buy me a sat nav for xmas because she said ,theres no point Mum you will just argue with it and do what you want anyway .once stopped the car in the middle of the high street and got out with the keys and walked off,leaving my ex to work out how to get home without the keys

I'm just a little scared now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont really argue with anyone but it is the one place i get cross - all those idiots on the road

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"These are arguments you have in the car.

Tell us about your best/worst cargument.

When my hand and elbow are physically across his face 'hinting' to go Right as well as saying 'take a right' and we go Left!!! That's when I have an argument with myself...did I mean right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Keeps quiet)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I learned to drive in an ex Army Land Rover whilst at school.

I was in the CCF and we stripped it down (every last nut & bolt)in the Autumn Term, rebuilt it in the Spring, then spent all Monday afternoons in the Summer driving it round the school estate

Where's the argument?

Well I did say earlier in the thread about having had a vanument and a bikeument but there was no mention of a landroverument

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

we re going to be late ... why did you have to take so much time getting ready then or if you needed so long why didnt you start earlier

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Last night with my sat nav.

A combination of closed roads, accidents and the Tom Tom essentially either being pissed or suffering from acute memory loss.

What should have been a 3 hr drive turned into nearly 5 - not aided by the screen and voice talking utter bollocks and trying to send me in completely the wrong direction. Gave up in the end and used a combination of guesswork and good old fashioned road signs. (Although arriving at a 'Road Closed sign where the only diversion sign advice was 'find an alternative route' was as much use as a mains powered wand in a power cut!)

So fuck you Tom Tom. You win.

I'll re subscribe to 'live updates'.

You can have my £50.

Just remove the 'fucking twat 9.0' update you seem to have downloaded since I stopped paying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex hubby was the most useless navigator in the whole of Wales if not the World. 'Ohh ops, we were meant to turn right/left at the last junction' was a regular phrase. He would quite often wave and flirt with women pedestrians while I was sat there looking like a prize fool

One of the many reasons he became an ex

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Last night with my sat nav.

A combination of closed roads, accidents and the Tom Tom essentially either being pissed or suffering from acute memory loss.

So fuck you Tom Tom. You win.

I'll re subscribe to 'live updates'.

You can have my £50.

Just remove the 'fucking twat 9.0' update you seem to have downloaded since I stopped paying.

Get a map.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My ex hubby was the most useless navigator in the whole of Wales if not the World. 'Ohh ops, we were meant to turn right/left at the last junction' was a regular phrase. He would quite often wave and flirt with women pedestrians while I was sat there looking like a prize fool

One of the many reasons he became an ex

I did have a moment yesterday when my driver said, Where do we turn left? and I replied, Not yet - ooops it was that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a argument in the car yesterday because he thought he knew the way- didn't listen to me when I said change lanes (I had I phone map open on my phone) so we ended up getting completely lost. Silly man !

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"On holidays, we used to take it in turns to choose the tape for the car and I remember some spectacular debates over the merits of Alvin Lee, The Beatles and ELO.

obviously ELO won....

I go by the phrase... my hippy wagon, my rules if you want me to be designated driver...

I will make a concession that my ipod may go on shuffle if I am feeling charitable..

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Last night with my sat nav.

A combination of closed roads, accidents and the Tom Tom essentially either being pissed or suffering from acute memory loss.

So fuck you Tom Tom. You win.

I'll re subscribe to 'live updates'.

You can have my £50.

Just remove the 'fucking twat 9.0' update you seem to have downloaded since I stopped paying.

Get a map."

co-pilot app on my smartphone... best tenner I ever spent...... plus all the maps are stored on it, so no paying data costs.....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"On holidays, we used to take it in turns to choose the tape for the car and I remember some spectacular debates over the merits of Alvin Lee, The Beatles and ELO.

obviously ELO won....

I go by the phrase... my hippy wagon, my rules if you want me to be designated driver...

I will make a concession that my ipod may go on shuffle if I am feeling charitable.. "

Were so gracious as a passenger?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Were so gracious as a passenger?"

actually before I started driving I was never really a "car" person... long distances were done by train because at least I could drink....

I liken my car to the north korean dictatorship... except less generous

el presidente...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Were so gracious as a passenger?

actually before I started driving I was never really a "car" person... long distances were done by train because at least I could drink....

I liken my car to the north korean dictatorship... except less generous

el presidente...

I'm adding you to the list I started after reading Laceytop's contribution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the many reasons he became an ex

It's ok legs I will be your sat nav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the many reasons he became an ex

It's ok legs I will be your sat nav

lol Tom Tom Mo

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