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5" sex toy found inside owner after 10 years.

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By *nny OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

SURGEONS at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary, who removed the foreign object, said the sex toy could have caused the 38-year-old potentially life-threatening internal damage.

A WOMAN spent 10 years walking around with a five-inch sex toy inside her without realising.

The 38-year-old arrived at hospital complaining of severe weight loss, shaking and lethargy. She had also experienced mild incontinence for “a few weeks”.

Doctors were shocked to discover a strange foreign body protruding into her bladder from inside her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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A WOMAN spent 10 years walking around with a five-inch sex toy inside her without realising.

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And they say size doesn't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some amazing free advertising for Duracell there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some amazing free advertising for Duracell there "

Puts a whole new spin on 'at it like rabbits'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some amazing free advertising for Duracell there

Puts a whole new spin on 'at it like rabbits'."

hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you not know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a resturarnt

Nearly chocked on my sausage

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/woman-walked-around-five-inch-sex-3910714

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened? ?...one day she decided to have a play...she slipped and it got sucked into the black hole....and she decided to leave it for 10 yrs until it started causing her agro??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to say what about patient confidentiality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just mustn't have been memorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brings a whole new meaning to i put something down and i just cant find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"brings a whole new meaning to i put something down and i just cant find it "

And why 5 years?

Because you never think to see a doctor when you're always buzzin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten even

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I posted this story yesterday as its local to me...

the more complete story is after it was found, she said she hadn't played with any toys after a very d*unken night 10 years previously with her partner.

Does make you how blooming d*unk would you have to be not to notice a 5" sex toy up yer chuff, and not to worry that it had gone missing...

wizards sleeve and yawning hippo spring to mind tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had she never had sex since or been for a smear surely she wud have noticed

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By *nny OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I posted this story yesterday as its local to me...

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Sorry. I missed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10yrs? That's nothing - I lent my mate a tenner 15yrs ago and I haven't seen it since either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the Bermuda Triangle took it well that's what she called it ????

I mean how the hell do you lose or forget it's there?

Did the surgeon have a twat nav to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it Malaysian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had she never had sex since or been for a smear surely she wud have noticed"

Indeed!! She must be incredibly stupid not to notice.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Im suprised she hadnt flown and had to have an internal probing, as surely it would have shown on the scanners. Also, what had her sex life been like for 10 years. A vagina is not bottomless, unless it was in her arse. Better still, does it still work well? Some blokes would pay a fortune for it.

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