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He gave a cough his head fell off n floated down the river!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He gave a cough his head fell off n floated down the river!

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Yeah but did it really?

other ones i know are:

1.Cut it in half n i have the 2 end bits!(said 4 cake)

2.Its not the cough that stops u coughing its the coffin they carry u off in!

lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok two questions

1 What ya on?

2 where can i get some??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im on nothing matey,,,,,its just my wild thoughts thats all.

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By *ethot69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby


"He gave a cough his head fell off n floated down the river!

************************************

Yeah but did it really?

other ones i know are:

1.Cut it in half n i have the 2 end bits!(said 4 cake)

2.Its not the cough that stops u coughing its the coffin they carry u off in!

lol lol "

Sweet Jesus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..but if he gave a cough ...and his head fell off... did it end up bloated as it floated down the river... that's what I wanna know!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"..but if he gave a cough ...and his head fell off... did it end up bloated as it floated down the river... that's what I wanna know!! "

Hahahahaha

Such a nice image!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He gave a cough his head fell off n floated down the river!

************************************

Yeah but did it really?

other ones i know are:

1.Cut it in half n i have the 2 end bits!(said 4 cake)

2.Its not the cough that stops u coughing its the coffin they carry u off in!

lol lol "

You have been reading poems by Teflfarm haven't you. It can be depressing stuff and very quirky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she was only the fishermans daughter but she knew how to lie back on the slab and say fillet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearse driving up a steep hill goes over a bump. The back door opens and the casket slips out and starts heading down the hill at high speed. U can imagine, mothers pulling children out the way, pensioners falling over trying to avoid it. Eventually it hits the kerb at the bottom of the hill, flies through a chemists window, the lid flies open and the body inside sits up and says "Have you got something to stop my coffin"

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

She was only the farmers daughter, but couldn't keep her calves together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man watches a funeral cortege go past consisting of two hearses, a man with a dog and a long line of single men.

Curiosity gets the better of him and he approaches the man with the dog and asks, "What's happening mate? Who in the first hearse?"

"Wife is, mate, dog had her."

"And who is in the 2nd hearse?" he inquires further.

"Mother-in-law, mate, dog had her too."

"Fuck me! Can I borrow the dog?"

"Sure, join the end of the queue."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He gave a cough his head fell off n floated down the river!

************************************

Yeah but did it really?

other ones i know are:

1.Cut it in half n i have the 2 end bits!(said 4 cake)

2.Its not the cough that stops u coughing its the coffin they carry u off in!

lol lol "

I want some of what he is on ???

lmao

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"He gave a cough his head fell off n floated down the river!

************************************

Yeah but did it really?

other ones i know are:

1.Cut it in half n i have the 2 end bits!(said 4 cake)

2.Its not the cough that stops u coughing its the coffin they carry u off in!

lol lol

I want some of what he is on ???

lmao "

Quoting poems by the looks of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah 2rite! U cant beat a good Poem.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Yeah 2rite! U cant beat a good Poem. "

i dunno, what about a limerick?

an anagram of which is

er, mi, lick

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