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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Send you stupid text messages

I've been digging around on my old phone and found some from my mum.

Here are a few

1) A big tall plant has arrived

2) She's died then

3) It's getting dark now

None of these had a context. They just came out of the blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine hasn't worked out how to text, she can only just about answer her phone.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My mum doesn't do texting thankfully her phone conversations are random enough

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"My mum doesn't do texting thankfully her phone conversations are random enough "

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

When i got me mam her 1st phone she'd text to tell me EVERYTHING she was doing i had to up her contract..

random shite like

the best was tillys on HRT.. Who the fuck is tilly...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

My mum would send frequent blank texts, my father would often ring without realising it and my aunt would for some unknown reason get up in the early hours to charge her phone and accidental call our landline without knowing she'd done it sending me into panic mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine hasn't worked out how to text, she can only just about answer her phone."

mine too - luckily!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

If you Google txt fails, mums are some of the biggest culprits/victims...

My fav is a young woman sends a txt to her mum...

Daughter "Mum how do I get cum out of my hair?"

Mum " Just wash it out, I had loads of cum in my hair when I was your age."

Daughter "Gum,. I ment gum!!!"

Don't care if it's genuine it made me laugh...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My mum uses txtspk in texts! I am considering disowning her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No she is so old school, she just calls, a out bargains in the shops

Her

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Yes, and text speak....I got WUU2? The other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send you stupid text messages

I've been digging around on my old phone and found some from my mum.

Here are a few

1) A big tall plant has arrived

2) She's died then

3) It's getting dark now

None of these had a context. They just came out of the blue. "

You'll get a timeout for quoting your mums messages. Just block, report and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum doesn't do texting thankfully her phone conversations are random enough "

Snap lol I know it shouldn't but sometimes it does my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, and text speak....I got WUU2? The other day. "

hahahaha

it's the texts that just say 'ok' that wind me up.

my mum is on Facebook and shares all manner of random shite even though I'm always telling her to stop it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes, and text speak....I got WUU2? The other day.

hahahaha

it's the texts that just say 'ok' that wind me up.

my mum is on Facebook and shares all manner of random shite even though I'm always telling her to stop it"

Yep! I had to stop my mum telling the world wide web that she would be away and leaving the house empty for a week. She thought only I could see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's getting dark now "

Ahahaha! You need to get your mum on twitter - she's a natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum keeps friending my friends on face book

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im not allowed to be a friend to my daughter on facebook,she said there are things you don't need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum texts me.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Its a bugger when they get your shag mobile contact list and start sending them the randoms and inviting them over for tea with you all 'Cum over for a hot meat tonight'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum better not txt me she has been dead for ten years !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im not allowed to be a friend to my daughter on facebook,she said there are things you don't need to know "

sometimes i wish I'd never accepted her friend request. she does stalk me a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my mum sent me text messages I'd be frieked, she's been dead seven years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody phone, freaked, I meant

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"If my mum sent me text messages I'd be frieked, she's been dead seven years"

Mine died in 1969, 2 days before my 7th birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum doesn't do texting thankfully her phone conversations are random enough "

Mine too....god, don't let her ever learn to text

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"Send you stupid text messages

I've been digging around on my old phone and found some from my mum.

Here are a few

1) A big tall plant has arrived

2) She's died then

3) It's getting dark now

None of these had a context. They just came out of the blue.

You'll get a timeout for quoting your mums messages. Just block, report and move on "

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