FabSwingers.com forum: You need to stop!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The locals around by me cannot handle their summer heat. In a matter of days I have witnessed behaviour that belongs in a Stephen King novel right before the shit hits the fan.

I would like to extend my condolences to those of you stressed right the fuck out by this weather and the resulting insanity. Cool rain and cooler tempers are not far away.

So what's the weirdest thing you've seen today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An icecream man with a flat tyre and no spare.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An icecream man with a flat tyre and no spare. "

Awww that's a true British tragedy

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't want rain or cooler temperatures!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want rain or cooler temperatures!

It wont cool down too much. I like this myself, but if it makes people less schizo, it's a small sacrifice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather large lady in Tesco in a skin tight tube maxi dress without underwear. Might as well be wearing body paint!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A rather large lady in Tesco in a skin tight tube maxi dress without underwear. Might as well be wearing body paint!"

LOL walking bag of walnuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our town seems to be full of roadworks and temporary traffic lights in every direction...that has frazzled my mood a bit in this heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our town seems to be full of roadworks and temporary traffic lights in every direction...that has frazzled my mood a bit in this heat"

I had roadworks outside at 2am, and the local Shameless family locked their dog out in the front garden. And a taxi driver decided to stop for a sandwich and a loud phone chat outside my window.

I honestly don't know why I am so reestrained. Maybe because I didnt want to be arrested for fighing somebody in the nude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rather large lady in Tesco in a skin tight tube maxi dress without underwear. Might as well be wearing body paint!

LOL walking bag of walnuts?

two coconuts and a huge bag of ferrets

got to admire her though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also there are lots of stinking smelly armpits around and they're always in front of me in the queue

People!!!! There is not a shortage of soap,water or deoderant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A rather large lady in Tesco in a skin tight tube maxi dress without underwear. Might as well be wearing body paint!

LOL walking bag of walnuts?

two coconuts and a huge bag of ferrets

got to admire her though..."

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also there are lots of stinking smelly armpits around and they're always in front of me in the queue

People!!!! There is not a shortage of soap,water or deoderant! "

Armpits in this weather always put me off onions.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I don't want rain or cooler temperatures!

Me neither. DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Then again, I don't have to work in it so get to sit outside with my feet in a paddling pool, sucking on frozen strawberries and pineapple juice.

- Amy. x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A woman with a floral type dress on and so much ink that you could hardly tell where the tats ended and the dress started

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A woman with a floral type dress on and so much ink that you could hardly tell where the tats ended and the dress started

I saw a woman like that recently and the sad thing ws that I could tell she was really pretty, but having extended the tattoos to her whole forehead, I just wanted to give her a bath like someone had taken a permanent marker to her like she'd been passed out after a piss up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seriously skinny woman with no tits wearing a boob tube top and tiny skirt struggling to keep her top up with her pancakes and her legs looked like strands of cotton hanging off her hem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want rain or cooler temperatures!

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me either VV why can't people stop moaning in Britain!!!!! As soon as it rains they will be wanting fucking sunshine!

Everyone is happier when it's sunny, stay sunny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want rain or cooler temperatures!

me either VV why can't people stop moaning in Britain!!!!! As soon as it rains they will be wanting fucking sunshine!

Everyone is happier when it's sunny, stay sunny!

Right on!

As a Bootle mother once said to me, in all seriousness, approaching the end of december:

"It's fuckin cold, Christmas is ruined!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest thing i saw today was a double reverse phase 125amp cable- had to fix the fecker twice to pass the PAT test

Other than that its been fairly quiet so far- more warm and sun please

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I don't want rain or cooler temperatures!

me either VV why can't people stop moaning in Britain!!!!! As soon as it rains they will be wanting fucking sunshine!

Everyone is happier when it's sunny, stay sunny!

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but there not though plenty of ratty people in the hot weather it doesn't suit everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't want rain or cooler temperatures!

me either VV why can't people stop moaning in Britain!!!!! As soon as it rains they will be wanting fucking sunshine!

Everyone is happier when it's sunny, stay sunny!

but there not though plenty of ratty people in the hot weather it doesn't suit everyone"

Hence, partly, why i started this thread. Ratty or sun-stroke crazy.

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By *thletic Fella!!Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"A rather large lady in Tesco in a skin tight tube maxi dress without underwear. Might as well be wearing body paint!"

Wow!!!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I like the sun .love the rain, cold stormy and wind too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want rain or cooler temperatures!

me either VV why can't people stop moaning in Britain!!!!! As soon as it rains they will be wanting fucking sunshine!

Everyone is happier when it's sunny, stay sunny!

but there not though plenty of ratty people in the hot weather it doesn't suit everyone"
I know but we have rain 80% of the time, it's nice to have hot weather for a change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If only people took notice of guidelines how not to go crazy in the heat, but we're supposed to be too manly and proud to take advice I guesss.

Seriously, enjoy the weather but drink water regularly, don't try to do everything all at once because we get summer one week a year and avoid heat stress by all measures.

It's a shame to ruin summer by turning into some Heath Ledger Joker-style nonsense yammering bumblefuck all because drinking in the sun is a social necessity.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A family of 4 sat on their front lawn watching telly, on the sofa, using a long lead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A family of 4 sat on their front lawn watching telly, on the sofa, using a long lead.

LOL that's a bit creepy

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The best part was that it was in a respectable area, too. Not one of these areas where all sorts of odd things occur. To be fair, they looked a nice family and to be having a whale of a time

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

wow, what a shame to judge people on what they wear... big, skinny, tall, short - if they feel happy, what right do we have to judge.

So what you think she looks too fat for the dress she had on, or her legs looked like skinny spaghetti... they feel good and happy, sunny days aren't just for perfect people, let them enjoy it.

I heard a lass in the shop commenting on a larger lady having an ice cream that "its not like she needs it" at which point I have to say I told her beauty is in the eye of the beholder, is more than skin deep, but she was ugly through and through thanks to her personality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow, what a shame to judge people on what they wear... big, skinny, tall, short - if they feel happy, what right do we have to judge.

So what you think she looks too fat for the dress she had on, or her legs looked like skinny spaghetti... they feel good and happy, sunny days aren't just for perfect people, let them enjoy it.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Since when does *anyone* NEED ice cream?

Anyone starving would have a hard time digesting it and it would probably make them ill, and it's equally unhealthy for everyone else.

What she meant, I expect, is that fat people should be punished and not allowed ice cream. Or nice clothes, or meals out, or romantic/sexual interest, or to be seen in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the skinny flat chested.woman has anorexia

My sister has it !!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I saw a bloke today wearing baggy shorts with the waistband under this belly and gladiator sandals, complete with double ankle straps.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

See this is why I have hang ups about eating in public cause I've had something similar said about me whilst eating a bag of crisps!! Cause obviously being fat means I'm not a loud to enjoy food cause I've done enough of that already obviously!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Ahem..

anyone remember just 2 years ago when it pretty much rained from April through to err the next year..

this is preferable..

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Fuck them, some people are just nasty through and through and there is nothing that can change them. I've had someone make a comment while I was eating an APPLE on the bus before - An APPLE for fuck's sake!

Young woman got on, gave me a dirty look and loudly declared to her friend "Why is it whenever I see fat people, they're ALWAYS eating?".

Only you know your situation and at that moment I remember thinking "If I can't even eat an apple on my way between jobs (as I don't know when I'll next get a chance to eat), I clearly can't win".

Just remember that they're the ones who are ugly, not you. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drug dealer scum having a fight with his mum at 4:30 this morning. His mother has the most shrill screaming voice I'm sure you've all heard the likes of before. Was bad enough having the drain workers creeping around at 2am. Losing sleep for scumbags makes me fucking grumpy as fuck in this heat.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive just seen a girl with something up her fanny that shouldn't be there really.

I can't go into details

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Ive just seen a girl with something up her fanny that shouldn't be there really.

I can't go into details "

Was it an xbox?

All the cool kids know it's all about Nintendo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...collaborate and listen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only people took notice of guidelines how not to go crazy in the heat, but we're supposed to be too manly and proud to take advice I guesss.

Seriously, enjoy the weather but drink water regularly, don't try to do everything all at once because we get summer one week a year and avoid heat stress by all measures.

It's a shame to ruin summer by turning into some Heath Ledger Joker-style nonsense yammering bumblefuck all because drinking in the sun is a social necessity."

I saw some proper states while walking my kids from the park yesterday, just because the sun is out doesn't mean you should drink copious amounts of alcohol & become a jibbering wreak, worst of all was they had kids with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only people took notice of guidelines how not to go crazy in the heat, but we're supposed to be too manly and proud to take advice I guesss.

Seriously, enjoy the weather but drink water regularly, don't try to do everything all at once because we get summer one week a year and avoid heat stress by all measures.

It's a shame to ruin summer by turning into some Heath Ledger Joker-style nonsense yammering bumblefuck all because drinking in the sun is a social necessity.

Spot on, that's a lot of what I mean, but even adults are at it. I saw a guy beat the shit out of a woman two weeks ago because he thought she was stupid and you could tell it was more than drink in him.

"Sun bleached brain and snowy on the slopes!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup there's plenty of sights to be seen x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yup there's plenty of sights to be seen x"

Especially around here. Like the old people dressed like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My religious neighbour in a long sleeve shirt and a long skirt with clod hopper shoes on... bet she was wearing tights as well...madness. I am sure god does not want you to keel over with heat stroke

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I saw a woman in a puffa coat and jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own. My favourite site these days are of the larger women in see through tights, being able to see the color of knickers and the fat ass is a true holy site mmmm. Wish it's always sunny

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A family of 4 sat on their front lawn watching telly, on the sofa, using a long lead.

That has tickled my funny bone. I hope they looked like the Simpsons.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"A family of 4 sat on their front lawn watching telly, on the sofa, using a long lead.

That has tickled my funny bone. I hope they looked like the Simpsons.

They sound like they should be on telly airing their differences, but to be honest, they looked to be having a lovely time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It was cooler after the thunder and lightning today: I managed to have a nap outside at Kestrels after hot sleepless night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People complaining that its too hot and I'M the weird one

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want rain or cooler temperatures!

me neither - ive got a weekend off - child at tramlines festival and not a thing planned - so i want to bake in the sun for two days

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I work in a tourist spot so today I was

Mobbed by halitosis afflicted Spanish pensioners having a jewellery frenzy.

Offer British currency from "the war" (cool, I've never seen a threepenny bit).

Said "it's a ten" for the 843 time this season (regarding a ten pence piece).

Sold 23 Loch Ness Monsters, 33 stuffed sheep, 41 Highland Cows, 53 Tea Towels of stereotypical Scottish design, uncountable amounts of shortbread and woollen hats, scarves and gloves! In this heat!

People are strange...tourists are stranger.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I think the temperature is getting to me today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People wearing those animal print fleeces in 20+ temps. They must stink....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wearing leathers in this weather is "interesting" but I wouldn't ride without them

ATGATT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a woman yesterday in a dress that was skin coloured she looked like a walking flump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw a woman yesterday in a dress that was skin coloured she looked like a walking flump"

LOL

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