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sex toy found inside woman after 10 years!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/aberdeen-doctors-find-sex-toy-in-woman-that-had-been-there-for-10-years-1.489434

38 year old woman went to hospital complaining of weigh loss, lethargy and shaking , doctors found a 5" sex toy that has been in there for TEN YEARS!!

How the hell did she not know it was in there! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard these magic wands made women forget where they were but that's ridiculous lol

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/aberdeen-doctors-find-sex-toy-in-woman-that-had-been-there-for-10-years-1.489434

38 year old woman went to hospital complaining of weigh loss, lethargy and shaking , doctors found a 5" sex toy that has been in there for TEN YEARS!!

How the hell did she not know it was in there! !! "

She has a medical condition.

She hasn't had sex for ten years.

It was a soft sex toy.

She is an alcoholic.

She doesn't function too well on a day to day basis.

She never felt any discomfort.

She's very obese and it sat in here internal fatty areas.

All of the above or none.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It was only 5 inches. Easily lost.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I really don't get the 'weight loss' part of the puzzle!

Was it a calorie sucking dildo?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Apparently she admitted to being d*unk when it was last used and couldn't remember if it had been removed or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't get the 'weight loss' part of the puzzle!

Was it a calorie sucking dildo?"

Nor can I. It can't have given a "full up" feeling, can it?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I really don't get the 'weight loss' part of the puzzle!

Was it a calorie sucking dildo?"

It was so far up it was stopping her swallowing.*

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*I have limited knowledge of human physiology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget the Atkins diet. Ladies, want to lose weight? Simply insert a dildo before meals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She still hasn't explained the bottle of ketchup found up her arse!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Well for those that say size doesn't matter, would a 10 inch one have been lost for so long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How you can loose something 5 inches long in there is unbelievable how big is she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What I don't understand is the average woman's vagina is 4-5" in length (up to the cervix) and this dildo is 5", I honestly cannot see how, if she is anatomically "normal" how it wasn't felt.

I'm guessing she hasn't had a smear in those 10 years. Or even sex, surely a partner would of felt it?

I've heard of some strange things being inserted before but never lost for 10 years!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it rapid weight loss as we only have two days before our holiday and Mrs P is struggling to get into her bikini.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I would've thought though that even if you couldn't feel it just sitting there, you or at least your playmate would've been able to feel it during sex?

I fail to believe she genuinely didn't know it was there the whole time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't get the 'weight loss' part of the puzzle!

Was it a calorie sucking dildo?"

I want one of them!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"What I don't understand is the average woman's vagina is 4-5" in length (up to the cervix) and this dildo is 5", I honestly cannot see how, if she is anatomically "normal" how it wasn't felt.

I'm guessing she hasn't had a smear in those 10 years. Or even sex, surely a partner would of felt it?

I've heard of some strange things being inserted before but never lost for 10 years!!"

Snap. I think either she knew and was too embarrassed to seek medical help (but realised she HAD to when it was causing serious problems), or both she and her husband somehow have no feeling down there.

As you said though, as a 38 year old, I would've thought she's had smear tests? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She had to have it surgically removed as it was damaging her bladder so it's obviously been lodged very high up! Ten years ago I was doing Ann Summers parties, hope I didn't sell her it lol

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