FabSwingers.com forum: Something to not make you giggle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two friends on here, have met the same single fem, one has ended up being scared for life cuz she threw boiling hot water over him...the other is frightened to death to put verifications up as she has stalked all his verifications n friends list......this sed person also works in a swingers club....when friend number one comes back from his hols il get him to report her, but friend number two has already done this and she just comes back with another profile a week or two later.........single guy.....there are a lotta sexy ones of you out there....be careful eh???? xxclairexx

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

You can stalk us hun, but no boiling water ok :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh shrup you and bend me over and.......... ;p xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She should be named & shamed so that ALL swingers know what she's capable of. The guy assaulted with boiling water should have reported her to the police. This goes beyond swinging and she is a danger to anyone she comes into contact with.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Jeeze louise - what is wrong with some people.

Its a shame the ban doesnt stop em being able to come back.

But no way of doing it is there.

And while your bent over love........;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She should be named & shamed so that ALL swingers know what she's capable of. The guy assaulted with boiling water should have reported her to the police. This goes beyond swinging and she is a danger to anyone she comes into contact with."
think both guys are soooooooooo shocked at her behaviour they werent really sure what to do, but i have advised em the same...........shes de ranged peeps.........thank u, il pass on ur advice xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeeze louise - what is wrong with some people.

Its a shame the ban doesnt stop em being able to come back.

But no way of doing it is there.

And while your bent over love........;)"
shes on her 4th profile now !!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know there is a no naming and shaming policy on here and i have to agree with it as it would be open to abuse. But in extreme circumstances like this then i do think the community should be made aware of such person. Especially as its not just one person that has had a bad experience of meeting her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell.... We don't even meet singles lol.. and want to know who the nutter is lol...

Barking... Woof woof woof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well i have contacted a few ppl but hey shes probly changed her username again now

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"well i have contacted a few ppl but hey shes probly changed her username again now "

bring her on ....!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh PD ffs there u go again captain f**king invincible!! av u learned nowt in ya old age? lol x

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"oh PD ffs there u go again captain f**king invincible!! av u learned nowt in ya old age? lol x"

When your old, grey and past it, there's nothing left to live for but the feeling of danger.....

PD learnt that years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh PD ffs there u go again captain f**king invincible!! av u learned nowt in ya old age? lol x

When your old, grey and past it, there's nothing left to live for but the feeling of danger.....

PD learnt that years ago."
i know the district nurse service near him must be having to work overtime, colostomy bags are tedious to change lol xx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"oh PD ffs there u go again captain f**king invincible!! av u learned nowt in ya old age? lol x

When your old, grey and past it, there's nothing left to live for but the feeling of danger.....

PD learnt that years ago. i know the district nurse service near him must be having to work overtime, colostomy bags are tedious to change lol xx"

I think he likes having a new cathater put in.

Nearest he gets to foreplay these days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh PD ffs there u go again captain f**king invincible!! av u learned nowt in ya old age? lol x

When your old, grey and past it, there's nothing left to live for but the feeling of danger.....

PD learnt that years ago. i know the district nurse service near him must be having to work overtime, colostomy bags are tedious to change lol xx

I think he likes having a new cathater put in.

Nearest he gets to foreplay these days!"
i wudnt use instigel either..ouch xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"oh PD ffs there u go again captain f**king invincible!! av u learned nowt in ya old age? lol x

When your old, grey and past it, there's nothing left to live for but the feeling of danger.....

PD learnt that years ago. i know the district nurse service near him must be having to work overtime, colostomy bags are tedious to change lol xx

I think he likes having a new cathater put in.

Nearest he gets to foreplay these days!i wudnt use instigel either..ouch xxxxxxxxxxx"

Ooooh thats just evil!! pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

im waiting for ppl to ask me what it is!!! lol xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe you exposed me Miss!!!

Ooops!! lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

exposed is the word......nice manicure baby!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"im waiting for ppl to ask me what it is!!! lol xxxxxxx"

It sounds evil.

Thats good enough for the Pussy Posse!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"im waiting for ppl to ask me what it is!!! lol xxxxxxx"

You just like to ram it in dry then do you hun!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im waiting for ppl to ask me what it is!!! lol xxxxxxx

You just like to ram it in dry then do you hun!!!

LOL"
hell yeah baby

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"im waiting for ppl to ask me what it is!!! lol xxxxxxx

You just like to ram it in dry then do you hun!!!

LOL hell yeah baby

Excellent.......

I see the Posse are all on the same wave length tonight.

Excellent

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"im waiting for ppl to ask me what it is!!! lol xxxxxxx

You just like to ram it in dry then do you hun!!!

LOL hell yeah baby

Excellent.......

I see the Posse are all on the same wave length tonight.

Excellent"

We been sharpening our claws hun- awaiting your due arrival back :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i have pmt sooooooooooooo im ready!!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"im waiting for ppl to ask me what it is!!! lol xxxxxxx

You just like to ram it in dry then do you hun!!!

LOL hell yeah baby

Excellent.......

I see the Posse are all on the same wave length tonight.

Excellent

We been sharpening our claws hun- awaiting your due arrival back :D"

You are sooooo sweet.

I'll be back in full force on 19th May!

The boys had better get ready!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"im waiting for ppl to ask me what it is!!! lol xxxxxxx

You just like to ram it in dry then do you hun!!!

LOL hell yeah baby

Excellent.......

I see the Posse are all on the same wave length tonight.

Excellent

We been sharpening our claws hun- awaiting your due arrival back :D

You are sooooo sweet.

I'll be back in full force on 19th May!

The boys had better get ready!"

Roll on the 19th then!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Mind you - saying that MadChick - the Doris's do appear to have dwindled ALOT of late - a few gobby ones come and go - but the ones who love the punishment - are how many TWO?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One is enough though....

The only thing you guys can syncronise is fookin PMT lol..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"One is enough though....

The only thing you guys can syncronise is fookin PMT lol.."

What else do we need to synchronise?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand and mouth would be a start lol....

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Mind you - saying that MadChick - the Doris's do appear to have dwindled ALOT of late - a few gobby ones come and go - but the ones who love the punishment - are how many TWO?????

I noticed that. I mean, whats happened to Mr 2bonks? Peanut? PD? Fitguy? Rob?

FFS........ they can't all be so emasculated that they've all given up and are shrinking in corners somewhere with their tails between their legs?

Swinging sites are producing wimps these days obviously!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Mind you - saying that MadChick - the Doris's do appear to have dwindled ALOT of late - a few gobby ones come and go - but the ones who love the punishment - are how many TWO?????

I noticed that. I mean, whats happened to Mr 2bonks? Peanut? PD? Fitguy? Rob?

FFS........ they can't all be so emasculated that they've all given up and are shrinking in corners somewhere with their tails between their legs?

Swinging sites are producing wimps these days obviously!"

ok ok - i confess - i have them all tied up in my cellar!!!

Wanna come round????

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were down to two...?? Nahhhh

W have PD, Myself... Madchick.. debutante.. Rob (when Kaz lets him.. Granted) and a few others lol..

All nothing but real men be assured..

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"were down to two...?? Nahhhh

W have PD, Myself... Madchick.. debutante.. Rob (when Kaz lets him.. Granted) and a few others lol..

All nothing but real men be assured..

The mans gone insane..........

Gawd help us

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"were down to two...?? Nahhhh

W have PD, Myself... Madchick.. debutante.. Rob (when Kaz lets him.. Granted) and a few others lol..

All nothing but real men be assured..

The mans gone insane..........

Gawd help us"

Its what battling with the woman does to him - he cant cope....bless....

I was gonna say you have to feel sorry for him - but do we hell as like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iam here not to be messed with ..part of a team that supercedes the little band of femme fatales that kerb crawl this thread

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Did i say two....???

Oooooooooooooooooops how rude - tis two and a half!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kaz has lost her voice ..this is the8th wonder of the world hope its fem catch able.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"were down to two...?? Nahhhh

W have PD, Myself... Madchick.. debutante.. Rob (when Kaz lets him.. Granted) and a few others lol..

All nothing but real men be assured..

The mans gone insane..........

Gawd help us

Its what battling with the woman does to him - he cant cope....bless....

I was gonna say you have to feel sorry for him - but do we hell as like!

HA"
lets him you and i have a battle on .....when kaz lets him on cheeky

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"kaz has lost her voice ..this is the8th wonder of the world hope its fem catch able......."

She is probably just saving it for more apt moments....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are so nasty i go on ere when i wont .....you nasty girl ..attacks nice man

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"you are so nasty i go on ere when i wont .....you nasty girl ..attacks nice man"

Did i miss something????? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no ...we need to go back to org...thread

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"no ...we need to go back to org...thread "

Think yu needs your bed!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its ok debz he is nodding off now he he he

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"its ok debz he is nodding off now he he he "

All that gobble-de-gook he speaks must be quite tiring!!!! lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Honestly same old bollox tonight from the pathetic posse ....the oooh us girls are scary on pmt crap ...it dont work no more daves ...its irrelevant ....you lost the battle in puss posse 1 and you know it ...its why your pathetic attempts come back have kept us all bored for the last 2000 posts ...your leader is a spent force .,..even her post which used to have a sting in the tail have nothing more than the sound of a wet kipper slapping the nexk of a morris dancer ...give it up dave before we one again turn our collective guns on you .....you know last time was such a messy time for you .go polish your shoes or read a cookery book .,...pmsl

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Honestly same old bollox tonight from the pathetic posse ....the oooh us girls are scary on pmt crap ...it dont work no more daves ...its irrelevant ....you lost the battle in puss posse 1 and you know it ...its why your pathetic attempts come back have kept us all bored for the last 2000 posts ...your leader is a spent force .,..even her post which used to have a sting in the tail have nothing more than the sound of a wet kipper slapping the nexk of a morris dancer ...give it up dave before we one again turn our collective guns on you .....you know last time was such a messy time for you .go polish your shoes or read a cookery book .,...pmsl "

as i said - gobble-de-gook!!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

as i said - gobble-de-gook!!!!"

thats all you can say when your pissed ....lol....well teach you another phrase tomorrow ok ...lets try ....doh a dear ...a female dear ,

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

as i said - gobble-de-gook!!!!

thats all you can say when your pissed ....lol....well teach you another phrase tomorrow ok ...lets try ....doh a dear ...a female dear ,"

Its because its all you Doris' understand.

One phrase at a time suits us- if yu are sure you can keep up!!!!

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over a year ago

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

as i said - gobble-de-gook!!!!

thats all you can say when your pissed ....lol....well teach you another phrase tomorrow ok ...lets try ....doh a dear ...a female dear ,

Its because its all you Doris' understand.

One phrase at a time suits us- if yu are sure you can keep up!!!!"

yeah we can keep up its like takes you a year to respond with naything effective ,.,,,too busy duscussin shoeas and handbag and accessories ...

try tis one ...write it out forst fifty times then try to say it .,...there is chalk and a blackboard in the corner ...

I AM A POSSE PRAT ......off you go

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

sorry babe times up try again tomorrow ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol ...pity the spelling is sooooo atrocious though ....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

as i said - gobble-de-gook!!!!

thats all you can say when your pissed ....lol....well teach you another phrase tomorrow ok ...lets try ....doh a dear ...a female dear ,

Its because its all you Doris' understand.

One phrase at a time suits us- if yu are sure you can keep up!!!!

yeah we can keep up its like takes you a year to respond with naything effective ,.,,,too busy duscussin shoeas and handbag and accessories ...

try tis one ...write it out forst fifty times then try to say it .,...there is chalk and a blackboard in the corner ...

I AM A POSSE PRAT ......off you go "

At least i can spell - ya numpty!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

your soooooo EASY

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

as i said - gobble-de-gook!!!!

thats all you can say when your pissed ....lol....well teach you another phrase tomorrow ok ...lets try ....doh a dear ...a female dear ,

Its because its all you Doris' understand.

One phrase at a time suits us- if yu are sure you can keep up!!!!

yeah we can keep up its like takes you a year to respond with naything effective ,.,,,too busy duscussin shoeas and handbag and accessories ...

try tis one ...write it out forst fifty times then try to say it .,...there is chalk and a blackboard in the corner ...

I AM A POSSE PRAT ......off you go

At least i can spell - ya numpty!!!"

lol whoooooooooooo is that all you got

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

as i said - gobble-de-gook!!!!

thats all you can say when your pissed ....lol....well teach you another phrase tomorrow ok ...lets try ....doh a dear ...a female dear ,

Its because its all you Doris' understand.

One phrase at a time suits us- if yu are sure you can keep up!!!!

yeah we can keep up its like takes you a year to respond with naything effective ,.,,,too busy duscussin shoeas and handbag and accessories ...

try tis one ...write it out forst fifty times then try to say it .,...there is chalk and a blackboard in the corner ...

I AM A POSSE PRAT ......off you go

At least i can spell - ya numpty!!!

lol whoooooooooooo is that all you got "

listen ill come back next week and you can try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your soooooo EASY

"
you think ?????

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

as i said - gobble-de-gook!!!!

thats all you can say when your pissed ....lol....well teach you another phrase tomorrow ok ...lets try ....doh a dear ...a female dear ,

Its because its all you Doris' understand.

One phrase at a time suits us- if yu are sure you can keep up!!!!

yeah we can keep up its like takes you a year to respond with naything effective ,.,,,too busy duscussin shoeas and handbag and accessories ...

try tis one ...write it out forst fifty times then try to say it .,...there is chalk and a blackboard in the corner ...

I AM A POSSE PRAT ......off you go

At least i can spell - ya numpty!!!

lol whoooooooooooo is that all you got "

At the moment yes - cos its all your worth at this present time.....

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"your soooooo EASY

you think ?????"

i am off to the posse thread ....laydeeeeeeeeweees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok. So that's rather extreme to pour boiling water over another I'm curious why someone would do that actually .I'm intrigued aswell as to why as someone else also stated why didn't chap report to police either oh my god the guy mustve had to go to hospitol surely .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just spoke to a guy who told me that loon is still on the site...........be careful singles guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *teve_SoleilCouple
over a year ago

Malaysia

Wow....just reminds me all about that guy who cut scarred by knife....guess nowadays guys gotta be careful too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow....just reminds me all about that guy who cut scarred by knife....guess nowadays guys gotta be careful too..."
totally .but she come back with profile after profile.im scared for my friends xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bludy hell!!!!!!!! ive come across sum wierdos but nowt like that!! thank fook!!

Tell me who it is chick lol make it worth ur while

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