FabSwingers.com forum: Im off to B&Q to buy something cool so what tool should every man have?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh it has to fit in the car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A riveter.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A screwdriver

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

A hammer

Hammer fixes all

Hammer good

Big hammer better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe some super glue to fix all those little and not so little mistakes.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

A Black & Decker Workmate!

without one of those you cant claim to be a member of the male species!

I have a copy, makes me a clone, maybe a Nexus 6 model

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A screwdriver

Make it an electric screwdriver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chain saw

They look cool, sound horrendous and are very manly

You'll need a plaid shirt to go with it though.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Tool belt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of there huge pressure washers :D should just about fit in the back with the seats down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that requires petrol or makes loads of mess, even better if its both. Buy yourself a petrol powered disc grinder....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pencil.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you...

What happens if you have four tool boxes but still like cock?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

A nail gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you...

What happens if you have four tool boxes but still like cock?"

You're in denial perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fork handles

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

spokeshave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you...

What happens if you have four tool boxes but still like cock?

You're in denial perhaps "

Our just really into Repairman role play.

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By *ebecca stensonCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

The brummie screwdriver (hammer) if in doubt give it a clout.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A big drill, so they can play OK Corral inbetween jobs.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"No man can claim to be a man without a tool box....it can be empty but just as long as when a mate comes round and can see you have a toolbox, they won't think they will catch the ghey from you...

What happens if you have four tool boxes but still like cock?"

That's fine, as long as you don't hit on your mate, unless he's wearing a hard hat and then he's asking for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chain saw ...

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By *upoftea2Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Every man? Philips screwdriver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drain rods. Your not a proper geezer unless you got a set.

Example.

Neighbour damn my drains blocked going to cost me a fortune to get sorted.

You

Wait it's ok I will just grab my drain rods from shed.

Neighbour.

Brilliant and after I will suck you off (after a shower of course)

See!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

A Tape Measure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fire pit. Man make fire man is the hairy hunter

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

DeWalt cordless Hammer Drill

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

A tool belt and an incinerator every man alive likes burning stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I went to B&Q I bought one of them attachments for my drill that you use for mixing plaster or cement.

I'm not planning on doing any plastering or cementing but I thought it looked like something a bloke should have.

When I got home I put it on the table and Kate said "Ok, why didn't you just say you didn't like lumpy custard?"

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm off to B&Q to the power tool section... Their might be some sexy men there

. Maybe that's the new place to pull

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I need a bigger step ladder. The one I relocated from a firm I was being made redundant from is too short and getting into my loft is a feat only trained gymnasts should perform, not fuckwits with too much Christmas wrapping paper for the usual cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chuck a pack of cable ties in the trolley

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

A hammer... If it can't be fixed with a hammer, it's an electrical fault...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ve just bought myself a grinder, no not the app!! ;-?

An angle grinder, I ve also bought several discs for cutting or grinding,

ladies if you ve a tough bikini line my grinder is available,

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

A working one that doesn't tire too easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I got something pretty manly with a plug on.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Well I got something pretty manly with a plug on.

Is it made by Hitachi perchance?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I ve just bought myself a grinder, no not the app!! ;-?

An angle grinder, I ve also bought several discs for cutting or grinding,

ladies if you ve a tough bikini line my grinder is available,

Last time I used one of those, I was attempting to cut the fuel tank out of a Land Rover (just undo these 4 bolts, my arse), in shorts.

Now thats either very manly or very stupid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I got something pretty manly with a plug on.

Is it made by Hitachi perchance?

No his brother Ryobi

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Well I got something pretty manly with a plug on.

Is it made by Hitachi perchance?

No his brother Ryobi

they're ok but their big cousin Makita is stronger and lasts longer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A combination laser measure/stud/pipe/cable finder gizmo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air compressor electric tools are shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every guy just has to have a thermal lance in his tool box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus!! This is the horniest thread ever! I'm just nipping upstairs with my screwfix catalogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love seeing hubby with his tool belt on and top off

mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only need two things in your toolbox, wd40 and duct tape.

If it doesnt move and it should then spray it with wd40 !

If it moves when it shouldnt then cover it with duct tape !

Hey presto, fixed! X

Oh. And a big hammer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 piece socket set.(metric and Imperial, Whitworth too if you're old)

Spanners various.

Screwdrivers various, inc BF screwdriver

Hammer. BF hammer.

Drill/driver.

Impact driver.

Angle grinder.

Multimeter.

Pry/wrecker bars.

Pliers various inc pipe grips+mole grips.

Tray of assorted nuts/bolts/screws/washers/tape/tie wraps/rawl plugs.

Tray of assorted other useful tools/items (this may take years to fill.)

Only when you have all this in ONE massive tool box can you truly face any task and be a real man. Oh yes.

I'm off to slip into a summer dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flange

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Definately a laser spirit level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditch the car. Get a van. Once you have a van you feel a real man. Everyone else is inferior to you on the roads apart from other van drivers. They are all fellow van driving men and we can do anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I got something pretty manly with a plug on.

Is it made by Hitachi perchance?

No his brother Ryobi

they're ok but their big cousin Makita is stronger and lasts longer.."

yeah until the german uncle metabo shows up and teaches them all a lesson in build quality and reliability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaffa tape, has a multitude of uses, restraint, gag, even rudimentary waxing!

And if it can be gaffered then it's...... Very very broken indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bandsaw, thicknesser, jointer planer, table saw, you will need a bigger cart

Or hammer and duct tape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Woman

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Woman

Gimp"

A tool box is meant to fix problems not make more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric screwdriver with every imaginable head.

Hammers, claw, ballpein and lump.

Saws, wood, tenon, hack and junior hack.

Chisels, wood and stone.

Pliers, various heads.

Stilsons, 6, 12 and 18 inch.

Adjustable spanner, 6, 12 and 18 inch.

Multimeter.

Soldering iron.

Blowtorch.

Electrical tape.

Denso tape.

Vice.

You might want a shed as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B&Q should market their tools like the benny benassi music video for satisfaction.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Well I got something pretty manly with a plug on.

Is it made by Hitachi perchance?

No his brother Ryobi

they're ok but their big cousin Makita is stronger and lasts longer..

yeah until the german uncle metabo shows up and teaches them all a lesson in build quality and reliability

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