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She's not getting out of this chair until she's fully comp - non of this third party, fire and theft gubbins.  | |||
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"Gadzooks, I missed this. It came in whilst I was having a nod this afternoon and got filed in the intray of the department for Swiss Naval Claims, here at Titz Towers. I would need more details, to know how you came to be on your hands and knees, as a lot of people on here are quite happy to have a lady in that position and you may for foul of the public services sub-clause "She wasn't on her hands and knees! She face planted the pavement. | |||
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"After falling flat on hands and knees in Brighton, TD has suggested that I ask you for special insurance!! " Thought you were gonna ask him/her for a method of bouncing back up on yer feet. | |||
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"After falling flat on hands and knees in Brighton, TD has suggested that I ask you for special insurance!! Thought you were gonna ask him/her for a method of bouncing back up on yer feet." No I managed to climb up afterwards, and then hobbled into a nearby restaurant. They don't call me Minxie's protege for nothing!!! | |||
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x"Bambi, I was in flats  | |||
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"Someone put a kerb in the way! I flew with the grace and elegance of an elephant! I landed with a thud and was almost rescued by a man wearing a t shirt.... On his head! " It being Brighton he has serious abs and a cracking tan and very sweetly tried to assist her as she prayed really hard for the ground to swallow her up. I was too busy checking his arse to offer her a hand up. | |||
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"I want to Tina Titz special service that was provided to VV. Is that one of the premium products and I was deemed to low on the socio-economic scale to receive the sales call for that one? " Her birthday present dvd? | |||
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here "I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident | |||
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"I want to Tina Titz special service that was provided to VV. Is that one of the premium products and I was deemed to low on the socio-economic scale to receive the sales call for that one? Her birthday present dvd? "No, the special, personalised, search services. | |||
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"Someone put a kerb in the way! I flew with the grace and elegance of an elephant! I landed with a thud and was almost rescued by a man wearing a t shirt.... On his head! It being Brighton he has serious abs and a cracking tan and very sweetly tried to assist her as she prayed really hard for the ground to swallow her up. I was too busy checking his arse to offer her a hand up. "You can tell I was ouchied good and proper as I didn't notice the tan,abs and bum. That and I didn't have my specs on! Wouldn't have minded him hoofing me up, mind he would have had to be a weight lifter! Hehe | |||
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident "I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors! | |||
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident
I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors! "is this cos minxie has been out of chaos and bother for a while | |||
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"I want to Tina Titz special service that was provided to VV. Is that one of the premium products and I was deemed to low on the socio-economic scale to receive the sales call for that one? Her birthday present dvd?
No, the special, personalised, search services. "Ah, I thought you meant a copy of Friday Night Dinner on dvd. I've not had any word back if it were a successful search or not. I did make 6 sound suggestions, though | |||
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident
I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors!
is this cos minxie has been out of chaos and bother for a while "She's been on a cruise and I believe still clapped in irons, as a precaution | |||
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident
I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors!
is this cos minxie has been out of chaos and bother for a while "I'm her protege!! But I'm the one who breaks herself regularly. My bloody knee is hurting!! | |||
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"Someone put a kerb in the way! I flew with the grace and elegance of an elephant! I landed with a thud and was almost rescued by a man wearing a t shirt.... On his head! It being Brighton he has serious abs and a cracking tan and very sweetly tried to assist her as she prayed really hard for the ground to swallow her up. I was too busy checking his arse to offer her a hand up.
You can tell I was ouchied good and proper as I didn't notice the tan,abs and bum. That and I didn't have my specs on!
Wouldn't have minded him hoofing me up, mind he would have had to be a weight lifter! Hehe "With those.guns he would have had no bother hoofing you up | |||
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"Someone put a kerb in the way! I flew with the grace and elegance of an elephant! I landed with a thud and was almost rescued by a man wearing a t shirt.... On his head! It being Brighton he has serious abs and a cracking tan and very sweetly tried to assist her as she prayed really hard for the ground to swallow her up. I was too busy checking his arse to offer her a hand up.
You can tell I was ouchied good and proper as I didn't notice the tan,abs and bum. That and I didn't have my specs on!
Wouldn't have minded him hoofing me up, mind he would have had to be a weight lifter! Hehe
With those.guns he would have had no bother hoofing you up "In future I will carefully take the hand of the man who's feet I have fallen at and cop a feel on the way up!! | |||
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"Wearing 6" heels is dangerous! TD, get her some flip flops for F'sake
Hope you're ok hun x
Bambi, I was in flats
You said that so loud, I heard you from down here
I heard it up here, too. It sounds like a nasty accident
I didn't squeal or anything, must have been earth tremors!
is this cos minxie has been out of chaos and bother for a while
She's been on a cruise and I believe still clapped in irons, as a precaution "oh gawd - man overboard i hear | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that?" Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you "
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss. | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you " Really? Well if you don't like it you don't have to read it. I wasn't under the impression I had kissed Tina anywhere!  | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss."During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you " Who has been kissing Tina's arse? Most people head for the Titz. | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing "Ash, perceptions are individual but that's it.. during recent times on Fab many have seen you acting like a petulant child a lot.. of course that could just be a perception.. or..? | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing "I've not noticed any. People have taken me as they've found me. Some seem keen on me, but they are probably pending psychiatric evaluations, others perhaps aren't. I can't lay any claim to popularity, or anything of the sort. The only prominence I have comes as a result of being on here an awful lot. | |||
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"Cripes a meerkat. I did have some, but they got hijacked in transit. The night watchman who was meant to be keeping an eye on them was woken up by someone saying Seemples, but the Rozzers say they are baffled by this clue. Would some blackjacks or fruit salads suffice? "Erm... Well.... I really like meerkats Tina you see. I shall have to consult TD and Minxie about whether that suffices and at least one of them is asleep. Can I get back to ya tomorrow when we've had a conflab, thus keeping the thread going!? | |||
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"Sounds reasonable. I wonder if I can melt a blackjack or two into a meerkat shaped container? " Send her one of those Haribo bears. She won't notice its not a meerkat once she realises it's a bear full of Haribo. | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing
I've not noticed any. People have taken me as they've found me. Some seem keen on me, but they are probably pending psychiatric evaluations, others perhaps aren't. I can't lay any claim to popularity, or anything of the sort. The only prominence I have comes as a result of being on here an awful lot. "you cheer everyone up.xx | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing
I've not noticed any. People have taken me as they've found me. Some seem keen on me, but they are probably pending psychiatric evaluations, others perhaps aren't. I can't lay any claim to popularity, or anything of the sort. The only prominence I have comes as a result of being on here an awful lot. you cheer everyone up.xx"Pfft | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing "To be fair Ash its not just Tina's arse that gets kissed. | |||
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" To be fair Ash its not just Tina's arse that gets kissed." I don't think mine does get kissed. | |||
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" To be fair Ash its not just Tina's arse that gets kissed. I don't think mine does get kissed. " You don't I'm quote surprised you said that but things are always more obvious when you are watching from the outside. | |||
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"I can't say it feels kissed, even after having a bath earlier, and no one's made me a complimentary cup of Earl Grey. Worse things happen at sea "Of course it was kissed you will be the next beloved!  | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing
Ash, perceptions are individual but that's it..
during recent times on Fab many have seen you acting like a petulant child a lot..
of course that could just be a perception..
or..?" A few like that. Never a nice word said by some people. | |||
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"Tina, I bloody love you!! I'm covered. Now, do I get a meerkat with that? Yeah ok we have had enough tina arse kissing today thank you
I can't say I'm aware of anyone kissing my bum - good time to do it, though as I've been in the bath - Ruby was just responding to a post I did for her. It was a lovely comment from her, not an arse kiss.
During my time on fab I have seen a lot of Tina are kissing "Its because Tina sorts out all our insurance policies for special occasions. Xx | |||
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