FabSwingers.com forum: You have to giggle!!!

By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

When you read a profile that says dont want this dont want that,, call me on this number ABCDEFGHI and then mail me on this email and the later in the profile - ring or text me ZYXWUTSR - totally diffrent number.

And has the cheek to demand that you withhold your own number????

Some profiles really tickle me - do they really get away with it and actually get any messages???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh Babe.. I could soooooo tell you stories.

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

OMG!!!!

I have just recieved a mail from a male - with a face pic and a pic of his hairy cock.

I sent a polite "thanks but no thanks" (only cos i am hungover and feeling i should be nice so didnt delete) and wished him good luck.

I have just recieved a follow up mail saying that he will need luck - he is obviously too ugly as has been on here a year with no meets and would be better off DEAD!!!

Bit extreme me thinks meself!!!

OMG!! :O:O:O:O

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"OMG!!!!

I have just recieved a mail from a male - with a face pic and a pic of his hairy cock.

I sent a polite "thanks but no thanks" (only cos i am hungover and feeling i should be nice so didnt delete) and wished him good luck.

I have just recieved a follow up mail saying that he will need luck - he is obviously too ugly as has been on here a year with no meets and would be better off DEAD!!!

Bit extreme me thinks meself!!!

OMG!! :O:O:O:O"

oh youre a hard woman....see what you make em do when you reject them...

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"OMG!!!!

I have just recieved a mail from a male - with a face pic and a pic of his hairy cock.

I sent a polite "thanks but no thanks" (only cos i am hungover and feeling i should be nice so didnt delete) and wished him good luck.

I have just recieved a follow up mail saying that he will need luck - he is obviously too ugly as has been on here a year with no meets and would be better off DEAD!!!

Bit extreme me thinks meself!!!

OMG!! :O:O:O:O

oh youre a hard woman....see what you make em do when you reject them..."

He he he - and that was me being nice!!

I could have messaged and said how disgusted i was with his hairy cock and that he should go have a shave.

He may have messaged me back then saying he slipped with the razor and cut his cock off!!!

See - in reality i did the guy a favour!

Mwahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well...........iv had a message today with an equally unattractive hairy cock ffs wonder is its the same one lol xx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"well...........iv had a message today with an equally unattractive hairy cock ffs wonder is its the same one lol xx"

Bet it is!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG!!!!

I have just recieved a mail from a male - with a face pic and a pic of his hairy cock.

I sent a polite "thanks but no thanks" (only cos i am hungover and feeling i should be nice so didnt delete) and wished him good luck.

I have just recieved a follow up mail saying that he will need luck - he is obviously too ugly as has been on here a year with no meets and would be better off DEAD!!!

Bit extreme me thinks meself!!!

OMG!! :O:O:O:O"

pmsfl, thats well funny, maybe he was opting for a sympathy shag lol x

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Sympathy shag??????????

He DEFO mailed the wrong person here!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG!!!!

I have just recieved a mail from a male - with a face pic and a pic of his hairy cock.

I sent a polite "thanks but no thanks" (only cos i am hungover and feeling i should be nice so didnt delete) and wished him good luck.

I have just recieved a follow up mail saying that he will need luck - he is obviously too ugly as has been on here a year with no meets and would be better off DEAD!!!

Bit extreme me thinks meself!!!

OMG!! :O:O:O:O

pmsfl, thats well funny, maybe he was opting for a sympathy shag lol x"
i dont do sympathy shags lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well...........iv had a message today with an equally unattractive hairy cock ffs wonder is its the same one lol xx"

We haven't had this message and hairy cock invading our pm box! We feel butt ugly now that we didn't warrant such lavish attention!!!

Bastard!

;)

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"well...........iv had a message today with an equally unattractive hairy cock ffs wonder is its the same one lol xx

We haven't had this message and hairy cock invading our pm box! We feel butt ugly now that we didn't warrant such lavish attention!!!

Bastard!

;)"

PMSL - shall i give him your user name????

LOL

Tho he is probably swinging from the banisters by now...you may be too late.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well...........iv had a message today with an equally unattractive hairy cock ffs wonder is its the same one lol xx

We haven't had this message and hairy cock invading our pm box! We feel butt ugly now that we didn't warrant such lavish attention!!!

Bastard!

;)

PMSL - shall i give him your user name????

LOL

Tho he is probably swinging from the banisters by now...you may be too late....."
he will be swinging from something very hairy if he messages me again!! lol ppl just dont take no for an answer xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"well...........iv had a message today with an equally unattractive hairy cock ffs wonder is its the same one lol xx

We haven't had this message and hairy cock invading our pm box! We feel butt ugly now that we didn't warrant such lavish attention!!!

Bastard!

;)

PMSL - shall i give him your user name????

LOL

Tho he is probably swinging from the banisters by now...you may be too late....."

tell him not to until Ive seen the hairy cock shot - I hate feeling left out....

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

IT IS the same one!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always smooth here... you never know when your going to get 'that' call... Day or middle of the night lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always smooth here... you never know when your going to get 'that' call... Day or middle of the night lol.."

middle of the night sounds like fun like midnight lol but a nice place outside xx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Always smooth here... you never know when your going to get 'that' call... Day or middle of the night lol..

middle of the night sounds like fun like midnight lol but a nice place outside xx"

Outside???

Bit breezy up your neck o the woods isnt it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always smooth here... you never know when your going to get 'that' call... Day or middle of the night lol..

middle of the night sounds like fun like midnight lol but a nice place outside xx

Outside???

Bit breezy up your neck o the woods isnt it???"

thats why we were thinking of visiting nottingham beleive its hot down there

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong with a wee bit of cooling... can help keep the pace better lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nowt wrong with a wee bit of cooling... can help keep the pace better lol.. "

we will bring our portable fan it gives a good blow lol

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Always smooth here... you never know when your going to get 'that' call... Day or middle of the night lol..

middle of the night sounds like fun like midnight lol but a nice place outside xx

Outside???

Bit breezy up your neck o the woods isnt it???

thats why we were thinking of visiting nottingham beleive its hot down there

xxxx"

Oooooooooooooooooooooh its hot :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged a few girls today from this forum with a pic of my tommy todger, just wonder if they got them???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always smooth here... you never know when your going to get 'that' call... Day or middle of the night lol..

middle of the night sounds like fun like midnight lol but a nice place outside xx

Outside???

Bit breezy up your neck o the woods isnt it???

thats why we were thinking of visiting nottingham beleive its hot down there

xxxx"

Ooooo its hot... the sun often shines long and hard... and we all know what effect that has here lol..

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I messaged a few girls today from this forum with a pic of my tommy todger, just wonder if they got them???"

see I missed out again....or was that photoshopped 15 incher yours??

made mi eyes water just looking at it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I messaged a few girls today from this forum with a pic of my tommy todger, just wonder if they got them???

see I missed out again....or was that photoshopped 15 incher yours??

made mi eyes water just looking at it..."

Naaa not me... I'm hung like a mouse, actually a mouse who has not been well lately!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I messaged a few girls today from this forum with a pic of my tommy todger, just wonder if they got them???

see I missed out again....or was that photoshopped 15 incher yours??

made mi eyes water just looking at it...

Naaa not me... I'm hung like a mouse, actually a mouse who has not been well lately!!!"

Well in that case def didnt get the pic then.

Not had a moose in mi hoose for a long time...

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If you were really really inventive you could put together a "Top Trumps" set of cards of the knob pics you get. They play it on a "Biggest" "Smallest" "Thinnest" basis. Then they wouldn't be wasted.

Just a thought....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were really really inventive you could put together a "Top Trumps" set of cards of the knob pics you get. They play it on a "Biggest" "Smallest" "Thinnest" basis. Then they wouldn't be wasted.

Just a thought.... "
oh i have fine collection for my old age lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one we had, Apparantly a couple, was "please send pics to my wifes e-mail address" and it was the exact same address as his own!!!!!

WHAT A TWAT!!!

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